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This week, just days ahead of their 100-day deadline, JoJo & KiKi announced that masks are no longer required for outside activities! Julie & Brandy are beyond excited by the mask news, so they call on their good friend & hilarious comedian Sharon Houston who stops by to talk sh*t about the 'rona, the rules, and the republicans who hate them. All that, plus the DOJ investigations into the Minneapolis & Louisville Police Departments, and a 15-minute 'So There's That' on the history of Armenian genocide, and you'll understand why they almost named this episode: "Sharon Houston, we have a problem." *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** UNCOMMON GOODS:  Get 15% off your next gift. Go to www.uncommongoods.com/dumbgay *** *** LUCY NICOTINE

For the second week in a row, the podcast is late, because Julie & Brandy celebrated America's most ubiquitous stoner holiday by doing what they do best: getting high and slacking off. Most of the big news of the week wasn't political, but Joe Biden shut the game down (once again) when he announced that he would have all of American troops stationed in Afghanistan, out by September 11th. It's another historical move by the Biden/Harris Administration that the right-wing media is choosing to ignore, so the girls punch back with a brand new segment recapping the week in republican propaganda. It's a rage-filled journey on cannabis covered streets, but that's why they call this podcast "the regular weed." *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** BETTER

This week, excitement in the White House reached a (very) low pitch as JoJo & KiKi signed an executive order commissioning a panel to review expanding the Supreme Court, and spearheaded the first-ever Semi-Conductor Summit. It sounds boring, but stick around, because Julie & Brandy spend the majority of the episode breaking down the important moments from this week's White House Press Briefings, and their rage is real. It wasn't the most exciting week for news, but hey, nothing beats getting drunk on Hot Psaki. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! ***EVERYPLATE: Get 2 boxes of EveryPlate meals for only $1.99 per meal! Go to www.everyplate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199 at checkout *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shi

This week, while Americans celebrated Easter, Julie & Brandy celebrated the news that Matt Gaetz used Apple to pay for sex with an underage hooker. But that wasn't the only good news of the week! On Wednesday, JoJo & KiKi released their new $2 trillion infrastructure plan, and the girls are obsessed with it. All that, plus (a few too many) over-zealous shots of Hot Psaki, and this episode is more unstable than an Easter Egg Hunt in rehab.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes

This is the third (and newly revamped) installment of the Dumb Gay Politics: Icon Series. Some guests are so iconic that they require an entire episode dedicated to them, and Jaime Rogozinski is one such guest. As the founder of the Reddit community 'Wall Street Bets,' Jaime Rogozinki is the man behind the mythical Gamestop phenomenon, and the face that launched a (hundred million) thousand trades. Julie & Brandy were excited to learn from someone who is not only a titan of the retail stock market, but an "an accidental activist" who transformed the global financial markets forever. Whether you're a Swaggy-level day-trader, or a luddite like the girls, this interview leaves no doubt that Jamie Rogozinki is an American Icon.  ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS

This week's episode is extra-long, because Republicans spent the week being extra-gross. First, Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McC*ckBlocker gave a six minute speech threatening to destroy the United States Senate, if the Democrats trash the Filibuster. So, Julie & Brandy had no choice, but to spend half the podcast threatening to destroy Mitch McConnell, and trashing his disgusting speech. But that wasn't the only gross thing that Senate Republicans did this week... They also tried to cockbl*ck more of Joe Biden's crucial cabinet nominations, but at the last minute, the Democrats came from behind, and miraculously beat the block!  So, Julie & Brandy had no choice, but to spend the other half of the podcast gloating about beating the Republicans, and winning two of the most historically profound and significant democrats, ever elected to the Executive Branch.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our

This week's episode features another float in the Julie & Brandy Rage Parade. In the new era of JoJo & KiKi, the girls have been aiming their anger mostly at Republicans (and Joe Manchin), but after a weekend filled with too much Corona Light, and too much Corona Virus - they've found a new target for their fury: The White House press corps. In the interest of ratings and self-promotion, the reporters that attend the White House Press Briefings constantly undermine the hard work and dedication of the Biden Administration, and the girls think that is f*cking tragic! As always, they try to pick their battles carefully, and they do their best not to punch down, but when it comes to the White House press corps, Julie & Brandy feel like they are just punching back.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https:

This week, on the one-year anniversary of Corona Virus in America, Congress passed a huge bill that might actually turn things around. Against all odds (the odds being every single Republican on Capitol Hill), President Biden led the Senate Democrats to a narrow win of 50-49, passing one of the most comprehensive and progressive economic relief bills in American history. Julie & Brandy celebrated the historic occasion by doing what they always do: getting drunk and plotting rage-revenge on Republicans. The Covid relief bill is amazing, but there's more to politics than just stimulus checks & mask mandates, so the girls go to Foreign Policy Scheww with National Security Expert, Lindsay Rodman, who teaches them a very enlightening, and long-overdue lesson about long-distance relationships. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check

This week, Julie & Brandy were all raged up with nowhere to go, so they invited famed Bravo Housewife, and legendary Miami socialite, Lea Black, to a meeting in the Ladies Room. The girls chopped up a lot of topics in the Ladies Room, but there was one smelly elephant, swirling around the toilet, that just wouldn't flush: the Republican party. For the second week in a row, Republicans continued to ignore the fact that half of their rotted party has gangrene, and they will die if it's not amputated, immediately. Instead, they did the only thing they know how to do: they mercilessly prioritized power over progress, and danced like desperate douchebags for Trump. Most of this episode sucks, but (like life), it gets a much needed pick-me-up in the Ladies Room, proving that even though Julie & Brandy are a hot mess of inarticulate hate, it doesn't matter, because luckily, the incomparable Lea Black is never at a loss for words. ******************************************************************************

The OG racist Republicans are officially in a civil war with Trump's MAGA Nazis, and the fate of the Repugnican party hangs in the balance. Everyone is on shpilkes, wondering which side is going to win the war, except for Julie & Brandy. They don't give a f*ck who wins!  Watching rich white supremacists fight with poor white supremacists, for control of a party that worships money & discriminates in the name of Jesus, is the most fun they've had in the last four years. But their pleasure feels dark, like a toxic drug, so they kept that conversation short & dumb, and instead spent most of the episode celebrating JoJo & KiKi's latest cabinet nominations (and trying to remember all their damn names).  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *

Trump's historical, second impeachment trial ended on Saturday, and with a Senate score of 57 - 43, he broke the record and became the undefeated champ in avoiding impeachment. After the vote, Trump sent a message to his disgusting disciples telling them that their beautiful movement has only just begun, and Mitch McConnell sent a message to Trump warning him that just because he wasn't impeached, doesn't mean that he won't be criminally charged, and sued into bankruptcy. And while Julie & Brandy enjoyed dissecting every second of Mitch McConnell & Donald Trump's conscious uncoupling, there was a dark cloud looming over their fun, and written next to it in the sky was the age-old question: where the f*ck are the stimulus checks? *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEAL

Trump's impeachment trial started this week, and Julie & Brandy only have one question for Congress: where the f*ck are the stimulus checks? Finding out where Biden's Covid Relief Bill stands was like finding the Missing Link, but the girls do their best to break it down. It's a shallow dive in a confusing pond, that will inevitably leave you hungry for more. So make yourself some lunch, and then come back for more, because nothing washes down a midday snack better than a hot cup of Jen Psaki.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code Valentine15 at checkout  *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay ***  *** BETTER HELP:  

This week, Julie & Brandy ignored the 24-hour spin cycle of Qanon quack Marjorie Taylor Greene, and instead dragged shady Senator Joe Manchin behind a West Virginia tree and gave it to him "Deliverance style." Joe Manchin sucks, but Joe Biden's cabinet doesn't, so the girls take another trip to Cabinet Street to get to know 6 more awesome members who will be confirmed by the Senate this week. This episode is twelve hours late, and twenty minutes too long, but it has a washer & dryer inside the unit, and plenty of street parking.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order at HelloTushy.com/DumbG

This week, Julie & Brandy tried to bask in the afterglow of the historical inauguration of Joe Biden & Kamala Harris, but the trashbox Republicans ruined everything, per usz. Mitch McTurtle spent the week holding the Senate hostage with all of his tired obstructionist tricks, while the rest of Congress was busy impeaching Trump. The government is a hot mess right now, but the girls decide to ignore it all and celebrate the 32 Executive Orders that JoJo & KiKi have signed so far, plus the first few cabinet members that have been confirmed by the Senate. There's a lot to be hopeful for, and the possibility for profound change is within reach, but when the highlight of the week is an airplane flying over Mar-a-Lago with a banner calling Trump a pathetic loser, it's clear that the sh*t is (still) Trumpanas. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypol

After months of waiting, the historic inauguration of JoJo & KiKi is finally here.  And yes, Julie & Brandy are overwhelmed with emotions, and it shows. From Jennifer Lopez performing at the inauguration, to the Boogaloo Boys appropriating the classic 80's movie, Breakin' 2, for their violent agenda - this episode is a hot mess of highs & lows. Keep your cocktails full and your expectations low, because even though it's a huge week for Kamala Harris and Democrats at large, it's also Brandy's birthday... and that's as exhausting as you would think. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo

It's the first show of FOREVER 21, and what in the actual FU*K?  Flying high on the Georgia senate win, the girls thought nothing could ruin the sweet, sweet, taste of victory. But less than 24 hours later, white chrunchwrap supremacists descended on the Capitol, and looted all the hope and joy from 2021 (and AOC's shoes). So the girls spent the week drinking alcohol, doing drugs, and eating cheese. And by the grace of 3 negative covid tests, they were joined for one incredible night of (face to face) debauchery by their special guest & good friend, comedian Brad Loekle. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****    DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! ***. WILDBAR: Get 20% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code GFY2020 at checkout  *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off you

It's the last week of 2020, and there's no one that Julie & Brandy would rather celebrate with than their sistie/bestie, Jonny McGovern. Jonny is a tastemaker, content creator, and LGBTQ trailblazer of the highest order. He's one of the most prolific performers in gay pop culture, influencing everything from television to music to podcasts (including this one). The girls are super excited to have him on the last episode of 2020, because even though everyone is Corona-broke, and Republicans are trying to deny our stimulus checks: talking sh*t with Jonny McGovern is like money in the bank.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****    DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! ***. WILDBAR: Get 20% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code GFY2020 at checkout  *** *** FEALS CBD

This week, America celebrated Christmas by unwrapping a special gift from Russia: a six-month hack of the entire government! China probably chipped in, but they are letting Russia take all the credit, since China had already given the huge gift of the global pandemic. The news is terrible, and Julie & Brandy hate the holidays, but the podcast must go on, so they call on two of the funniest sh*t-talkers in the game, Drew Droege & Tom DeTrinis, to help them chop it all up. It's been a sh*tty holiday season, in an even sh*ttier year, but Drew & Tom are the poo... so take a big whiff.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****    DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15 at checkout  *** *** HYDRANT

This week, Joe Biden was officially declared the winner of the 2020 Presidential Election, and (as expected) it was completely anti-climactic. Bored by the news, and depressed by reality, Julie & Brandy did their best to get excited about Joe Biden's newest Cabinet nominations, before getting depressed again in Climate Change Schewww with Bill McKibben. Much like life, this episode is a study in contradictions, because even though Biden won, and our future is bright... global warming is real, and that sh*t is DARK AF. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15 at checkout  *** *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to Drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter pr

California is back in quarantine for the THIRD TIME, and Julie &.Brandy are all Corona'd out. It feels like the world is in covid-limbo, waiting for something (anything?) to happen. Meanwhile, America is in Senate-limbo, waiting for the Georgia election to happen on January 5th. It's a strange time to be alive, and all the girls want to do is talk sh*t about it. So they call on one of the best sh*t-talkers in the business, Lady Bunny, to help them make sense of it all. Corona sucks, and life as we knew it is dead, but Lady Bunny is a living legend, and she's about to save Christmas.   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15 at checkout  *** *** NATIVE DEODOR