Dumb, Gay Politics

Another busy week + another hang over = another late episode. Despite their massive headaches (and clear lack of brain cells), Julie & Brandy start off strong by honoring each of the 13 American service members who were killed during the withdrawal from Afghanistan. After that, they disassociate from their feelings by talking sh*t about the executive producer of The View & their twitter-sister, Meghan McCain, for 40 minutes straight. This episode started out a day late and a dollar short, but everything becomes timeless at Meghan McCain o'clock.  *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay *** MAGIC SPOON C

This week, Julie & Brandy continue sucking at their job. Sick of Corona Virus, and avoiding abortion altogether, they spend the majority of the episode talking sh*t about Ryan Murphy's new FX show, Impeachment, with their friend, Kate Casey. Kate was a (real-life!) White House intern at the same time as Monica Lewinsky, so the clout is strong, and the tea is hot. The girls also spend a little time raging against the Republicans c*ckblocking the debt increase, and celebrating a few good men who are gaying-up government.  The girls clearly phoned it in, but it doesn't matter. Why? Because Kate's great, and it isn't late. *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** PROSE HAIR CAR

The podcast is late again, because Julie and Brandy got drunk all weekend, and then again on Tuesday. Brain dead (and probably still drunk), the girls explain why West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin is currently the biggest piece of sh*t in Congress, and how on September 27th, Nance Pelose may finally get to flush him once and for all. After that, it's Meghan McCain o'clock, so the girls have some hair-of-the-dog to help them get through their Meghan McCain withdrawals (and their vodka withdrawals). This episode might be a day late and a dollar short, but it's definitely better than the new season of The View.  *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to the FREE (TOM KRISTOFFERSON) episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/tom-free-to-non-29887440?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** FEALS

This episode is late because Julie & Brandy got drunk on Labor Day. They woke up Tuesday with a massive hangover and a Texas-sized abortion-grudge, so they skipped JoJo & KiKi, and went straight into Hot Psaki for lunch, where they took out all their (displaced) rage on the reporters in the White House Press Briefing. After that, the furious fun continues when Judge Julie orders the forced castration of all the men in the United States Supreme Court, as well as the Governor of Texas! If you're reading this, consider yourself warned: This episode is... a lot.  *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay ***

After a glorious week off, Julie & Brandy are back, and they are angrier than ever!  In what is sure to be one of their most offensive episodes to date, they spend the entire show talking sh*t about Afghanistan, blaming the Taliban, and defending Joe Biden. All pissed off, with nowhere to blow, the girls bit off more than they could chew, and ended up choking. Here's hoping one of their 14 listeners knows the Heimlich, or this podcast may not stay alive to see another week.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** CANVA DESIGN PRO: Get a 45 day free extended trial at Canva.me/DumbGay *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay ***

This is the fifth installment in the Dumb Gay Politics: Icon Series.  Some guests are so iconic that they require an entire episode dedicated to them, and Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman is one such guest. He was a decorated Army officer, serving on Trump's National Security Council, when he overheard the infamous 'quid-pro-quo' phone call between Donald Trump and the president of Ukraine.  Recognizing corruption and sensing an arcane threat to democracy, Vindman exposed Trump, and lost his career and reputation in the process. It's a modern-day morality play, set against the backdrop of a cautionary tale, and ultimately tells the story of how Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman became an American Icon. ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** HELLO TUSHY BIDE

This week, the news is boring, and Julie & Brandy are sick of their cleanse, so they decide to skip JoJo & KiKi and instead have a bunch of Hot Psaki for lunch. Drunk on Psaki and filled with rage, the girls lost all ability to filter their inappropriate takes;  And while they may have been aiming  for 'funny & controversial,' this episode landed more in the range of 'boring and offensive.' It was a low bar, and they missed it by a long shot. Good thing the Olympics are over.   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! ***. CANVA PRO DESIGN TOOL: Get 45 days free trial at Canva.me/DumbGay  *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com

This week, as Congress pretends to move forward with the bipartisan infrastructure bill, Julie and Brandy talk about how much they hate Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema for ruining everything. *Trigger warning: this episode includes biased anger, negativity, name-calling, and extreme profanity (per usz). Enjoy at your own risk.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** ACORN TV: Get 30 days free streaming! Go to Acorn.tv and enter code dgp (all lowercase letters) at checkout. *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** ***EVERYPLATE: Try EveryPlate for only $1.99 per meal! Go to www.everyplate.com and enter promo cod

This week, despite months of repeated republican c+ckblocking, Nancy Pelosi's Select Committee finally began hearing testimony from police officers who were at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th. The evidence is horrific and undeniable, so (of course) Julie & Brandy are enraged and drinking to deal with their feelings. Thankfully, their friend, Erickatoure Aviance stops by to soothe their anger with her dulcet tones, describing what it's like for a legendary drag performer living amongst the Maga, every day in Arizona.  Ericka is iconic, and the interview is a must-listen for anyone being dragged into the depths like Julie & Brandy. The rage is real, and cynicism thrives, but it's people like Nance Pelose and Erickatoure that keep hope alive. (That rhymes!) *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.jul

This week, Amazon Mega-Douche Jeff Bezos spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow end of outer space for 4 minutes with his brother, an 82 year old woman, and an 18 year old Dutch boy. But those weren't the only tiny d*ck douchecapades this week. The White House put Micro-Peen Mark Zuckerberg on notice for allowing massive amounts of misinformation to proliferate on Facebook, and refusing to do anything about it. Whether it's Jeff Bezos in a d*ck shaped rocket, or Mark Zuckerberg up his own a$$hole, at the end of the day: they're still just two douchebags with too much money. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack

This week, Virgin Mega-Douche Richard Branson spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow-end of outer space for 4 minutes, before returning home for a party in New Mexico (that he threw himself), where he anointed himself an astronaut. Left with no choice, Julie & Brandy spend the first third of the episode talking about how tiny his d*ck must be, and imagining fun torture-scenarios involving him and Jeff Bezos. After that, they get drunk and meet up with legendary defense attorney, Roy Black, who breaks down all the legal douchecapades surrounding the Trump Organization. Top that off with a 'So There's That involving ITT Technical Institute, and this just might be the douchiest episode in regular weed history.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR

This week, Meghan McCain quit The View, and Julie & Brandy got drunk at Lea Black's house. Other things happened, but nothing else matters. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes. Go to EveryPlate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199  at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **

It was a week of homecomings, as Julie & Brandy made their triumphant (but temporary) return to Bravo TV, and Donald Trump made his moderately anticipated (yet permanent) return to the MAGA rally stage. Neither event mattered in the grand scheme of things for Julie & Brandy, but revisiting their old lives (both pre-Trump, and post-Bravo) only served as a stark reminder of how much they love JoJo & KiKi, how much they miss NeNe Leakes, and how much they hate f*king Republicans.   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your fir

This week, Julie & Brandy give JoJo & KiKi an 'A for Effort' for all their hard work, despite Joe Manchin and the Republicans c*ckblocking them at every turn. From Covid-relief to Infrastructure to Voting Rights to a January 6th commission - there is (literally) nothing that Senate Republicans are willing to vote for - EXCEPT Donald Trump. Always thirsty to show their MAGA-loyalty, a handful of Washington's douchiest Republican Senators went down to The Faith & Freedom Conference in Kissimmee, Florida, to do just that. Turns out, the faith & freedom of "normal" Americans is being threatened by the insidious agenda of liberal Democrats, but never fear! Donald Trump is the Archangel of the Republican party, and he's here to save the day. He will stand against the evil forces of equality, justice, and opportunity - and he will fight for every American's God-given right to be a douchebag.   ************************************************************************************************************

This week, Julie & Brandy officially say goodbye to the Opioid Epidemic, and hello to the wonderful world of withdrawals. They are bitchy and braindead as they break down the G7 Summit and the Build Back Better (than China) World Plan. After that, they nurse their Moses Hacmon hangover with a tall glass of non-alcoholic Haterade at Meghan McCain o'clock. The ride is free, and your drivers are sober, but the journey is stressful, and the road is harsh - so take this episode with a tequila shot and a grain of salt. And then black out and pretend it never happened.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay ***  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.co

On this week's episode, JoJo & KiKi travel internationally for the first time since taking office, and Julie & Brandy interview an Israeli for the first time since starting this podcast.  Both milestones have very high stakes, but after (barely) breaking down President Biden's trip to Europe, the girls spend most of the episode soakng up the spiritual, hydrating energy of Moses Hacmon. Moses Hacmon is an Israeli artist who is engaged to Julie & Brandy's personal role model, Trisha Paytas. He goes by Moses, but he looks like Jesus, and the fact that he agreed to do this show is nothing short of a g*ddamn miracle. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes. Go to

The podcast is late this week, because Julie & Brandy honored America's fallen soldiers on Memorial Day by doing what they do best: getting drunk. Emotions are high, and the hangover is real, so after a quick recap of the work Kamala Harris is doing in the Northern Triangle to help stem the flow of immigration at the Southern Border, the girls take an extra-long lunch with some extra-large shots of Hot Psaki. And while the hair of the dog might have made their hangovers better, the only way to make this episode better is to get completely drunk before listening to it. Bottoms up!   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get

This week, Julie & Brandy take their 14 listeners for a bumpy ride on a very high horse. The journey starts with Republican's c*ckblocking Critical Race Theory, navigates through the treacherous terrain of Israel & Palestine, and ultimately ends (with a sore ass) at a Red Lobster in Virginia. From start to finish, it's a relatively quick trip, but if unapologetic opinions and righteous indignation don't float your boat, then this is one voyage you might want to skip  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay ***  *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay ***  *** LUCY NICOTINE GUM: Get 20

After taking a week off, Julie & Brandy's triumphant return is underwhelming, at best. Not only is the episode late, but the first segment is all about how the CDC lifted mask restrictions, yet everyone is still wearing masks. Luckily, the clout-meter raises exponentially when the girls interview gay icon and reality TV legend, Norman Korpi from the original cast of Mtv's The Real World. Norman Korpi is one of the most underrated human beings on the planet (which is probably why he agreed to do this podcast), and Julie & Brandy are HERE. FOR HIM. This episode might be a day late and a dollar short, but Norman from the Real World, is like dirty, sexy, money in the bank.   **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping

This week, Julie got knee replacement surgery, so the girls spend half the episode in an opioid fever dream. Luckily, community justice expert (and all-around cool mother-f*cker) Eric Cadora zoomed by *PRE-SURGERY* to teach Julie & Brandy about the importance of 'Justice Mapping' as it relates to racial equity and police reform in America. It's a crucial lesson, taught by an accomplished man, sandwiched between the ramblings of two dumb, gay dirtbags. And if you make it all the way until the end, you'll know why this episode is serving: Justice with a Side of Ranch.   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** UNCOMMON GOODS:  Get 15% off your ne