Look Inside This Book Club

Son of a swordfish! We’re back with more mermance….we’ve “explored” Mermen romance, naturally it’s time to chill with the Mermaids, all apologies to any comedy podcast hosts we know that have an irrational fear of them. Next book: 12 Inches: A Secret Baby Dark Romance by Alexis Angel

With God’s help, Matthew and I survived this excerpt. And man, did we ever need it. Praise Him! Next book: Forgive my Fins by Tera Lynn Childs

This is a story about a girl who falls in love with the male voice in her head, like ya do. P.S. The anti-climactic thing that happened between me and Matthew at the beginning of the show is that I couldn’t remember while we were recording the show was this: I mentioned I was confused […]

Just as quirky as all get out, Sarah sure knows how to spin an Alaska yarn that will get you riled up about the WAR ON CHRISTMAS. There is nothing like some snowflake saying Happy Holidays to really exorcise the Jesus right out of THE LORD’S BIRTHDAY. Next Book: Accidentally in Love With…A God? by […]

How much would YOU sell your virginity for? Kidding, that ship has long sailed. If we do have any virgin listeners out there, pro-tip: don’t sell it, lease! Next book: Good Tidings and Great Joy, Protecting the Heart of Christmas by Sarah Palin (Matthew’s pick. FU Matthew)

“Pinch your sanity” and dive into the water with us to splash around with some hunky mermen. Next book: The Billionaire’s Virgin by Penny Wylder

We’re branching out from one on one romance and delving into tri-love, MMF which I learned stands for Much More F—ing. This is most likely our dirtiest episode yet, so make sure the little ones aren’t listening in. Ironically, from 7:54 to 8:32, you will hear Matthew’s daughter come home from school, grab a snack and then […]

An elf named Percy Giggly-Legs, 3 bunches of mistletoe and a 4-year-old who may or may not be a lesbian – oh Lyn Gardner you do give us everything we would want in smut and a few things we didn’t ever need to know. Next book: Unwrapped: A MMF Holiday Romance by Taryn Quinn Can we […]

Join us in a car at the bottom of Murky Lake where you’ll meet the love of your life. As one does. Next book: Mistletoe by Lyn Gardner

We can’t stop saying the author’s last name – PAMFILOFF. Say it. It’s supremely satisfying. PAM-FIL-OFF. Next Book: Fake Fiancée by Ilsa Madden-Mills

“…. and then her skirt fell to her feet.” Next book: Happy Pants Cafe — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

The snow is coming down in Seattle today — a perfect backdrop to this Christmas drivel. Listen in to learn what Inside-Out disease is. Next book: Egomaniac (Tight Spaces) by Vi Keeland

Desperately seeking a cleaner and a cook (for some hot sheikh action). Next book: Santa Baby, I Want a Bad Boy for Christmas by Justine Elvira

If only we had really read this bible of our nation’s top douchebag and considered it prophetic propaganda. We’re sorry but please know that if we didn’t “review” this book you wouldn’t learn this gem right from the ass’ mouth: “I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing […]

We hit the Aston well for the third time, and while not her best work, plenty of goodness to work with. Cowgirl up! Next book: With Matthew’s sincerest apologies, Trump: The Art of the Deal

“He tried to look anywhere else but the pert posterior…” A simple search for some new furniture leads to two sexual advances and one brilliant credenza. Next book: Trust by Jana Aston

Trigger alert: Lots of unpleasant handiwork and alternative hair products in this fine piece of literature. Next week’s book: (yet another book with the same title) The Fix Up by Tawna Fenske

In the game between Matrus and Patrus, whose side are you on? In a fist fight between Matthew and Becky, who wins? Next book: The Fix Up by Kendall Ryan

All I’m going to say is that the following line is in this book “feeding off of her in greedy, slurping pulls”. oh and this one, “the ass drawled”. Next book: The Gender Game by Bella Forrest

Thank God someone is claiming these girls, because Matthew and Becky aren’t interested in the slightest. Next book: Frost Burn (The Fire and Ice Series Book One) by Erica Stevens