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Romance novels are built on the back of a certain amount of reality-suspension, but Ferrari’s fireman is weapons-grade fantasy fodder. Next book: Italian Stallion, also by Flora Ferrari

Exploding breasts and parking garages. Next book: Fireman’s Filthy 4th by Flora Ferrari

Prepare for THE GAS. Next book: Heat: A Hotter than Hell Novel Book 1 (Outlaw Romantic Suspense) by Holly S. Roberts

Two words: Anal Walnuts. Next book: The Amber Project by J.N. Chaney

Grandma is a badass. Granddaughter is hot for a statue sculpture with a burly muzzle. Next book: Man Candy by Tia Siren

Hot guy’s parents die when he’s a kid conveniently justifying all of his dickish behavior for life. Girls swoon.   Next book: Sorceress Awakening by Lisa Blackwood

  Trigger Alert: Domestic Violence, Abuse, Egregious Use of Cliches Next book: Hate Me (A Bad Boy Romance Novel) by Jaxson Kidman

“It’s nice to see a beautiful woman not afraid to laugh,” and other sexist lines are ripe for the pluckin’ in this avant-garde book on outdated male notions of womanhood.   Next book: Single Dad’s Hostage Penelope Bloom

Hard core motorcycle gang – er, I mean club- romance. Apparently it’s a thing. Also, the protagonist’s name is HORSE. Next book: Love in Transit: One blurb, six different stories by Jana Aston et al

“I swallowed thickly” is just the sort of quality writing we’ve grown to expect from our picks. You will not be disappointed. Next book: Reaper’s Property by Joanna Wylde

This book packs more uncomfortable things into a sentence than either of us can handle. Trigger alert: EVERYTHING. Next book: The Billionaire’s Kitten

Sexy, smoldering urban guy – check. Beautiful, innocent, fresh from the farm girl – check. Massive unrealistic misunderstanding that throws their lives together – check. Every romance cliche ever in the history of ever contained in this book – check. Next book: Dr. OB by Max Jones

What would you do to save your wife’s life? We’re not sure because we didn’t read that far. Next book: Roommates with Benefits by Nicole Williams

Special bonus episode this week, we’re live in Portland, Oregon at The Funhouse Lounge opening up for Matthew’s other podcast, Spilled Milk.  Enjoy! We’re back next week with our regularly scheduled programming and Devil’s Move, A Thriller by Leslie Wolfe

Pizza, hot guys, ice hockey, lots of boob talk. Next book: Devil’s Move, A Thriller by Leslie Wolfe

[Listeners please note that we are not making a hack joke about the fact that this is our 69th episode, we’re just alluding to it because: MATURE] Plot: Woman gets married off to the family of her grandmother’s murderer. She’s resistant because she’s sane. No one sees it that way. Next book: Delivery Girl: A […]

What happens when two sweaty straight white men and one closet case FBI wanna-be go to Las Vegas together for a boring conference? We have no idea because we don’t read that far. Next book: Highland Surrender by Tracy Brogan

Lots of detailed descriptions of necks and phlebotomy. Plus there’s a cat. Next book: Dom of Las Vegas by Tricia Owens

A food obsessed, crotcheting, ice hockey player from Portland, Oregon. You’re welcome. Next Book: Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead

Hide your children, hide your wife — this book is really dirty. Next Book: Hot as Puck by Lili Valente