Famous Dead People

(ft comedians Will Jacobs & Austin Sanders) This episode is all about getting crazy nuclear orgasms and how it can lead to enlightenment. Enjoy one of my new favorite eps! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Douglas Widick & James Robilotta) It's hard to tell the one liners from the truth in this episodes, but we did get some good dirt on Ed Sullivan and James Madison (I assume). jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Matt Weird & Chris Ferry) Kurt Cobain reveals the only good chain store in the world and Saint Francis gives us the real skinny on his many miscommunications with the lord. It's a hoot. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Kevin Cobbs & Lex Morales) If there's one main takeaway from this episode, it's that everybody loves a hilarious t shirt. I still not sure about the frog thing, but it'll probably make sense to somebody. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Dennis Pacheco & Xavier Padin) Being successful is, apparently, all about being a huge dick! This from both one of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century and a dude who tried to tell people about the earthing moving. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians John Trowbridge & Megan Gray) All three of us finally lost our v cards! If you're a regular listener you know that was a long time coming for me and Wilt Chamberlin, but the stories from our guests this week were just as scandalous. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Pat May and Paul Valienti) Sex, drugs, and rock and roll: the life of the man who would eventually invent the telephone. And also some roman dude. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Austin Sanders & Rebecca Robles) A very nice episode featuring dancing girls, rampant drug use, and a brief fling with white supremacy (gulp). jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Adam Twitchell & Anna Neu) Did Lizzie Borden really kill all those people? And how is it that Keith Moon is dead and Keith Richards is still alive? Answers to both those pressing questions and more on this week's riveting episode. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Matt Nedostup & Sulaiman Beg) Had I realized that their names rhymed (Twain and Hussein), I never would have put these two in the room together. Alas, the milk has been spilt, so please enjoy this particularly delightful episode. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Brian Patchett & Lex Morales) If there's one thing we learned from this episode it's that a man has gotta have a code. Whether you enforce that code on entire populations has a lot to do with whether you are an ancient king or not. Enjoy! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Will Jacobs and Charlie Nicholson) Snap into this episode, guys. Snap into it because it is about organization, and living as macho a life as possible. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedian Kevin Cobbs & Shawn Wickens) One of my new favorite eps! Find the secret motivations one of the most influential communists leaders and the producer of the original star trek series. It's one for the books! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Pat May & Alan Fessenden) "War is a game of chess, not checkers," said someone probably, and so we bring you this episode featuring one of the greatest chess masters of all time and THE eponymous American traitor. Can you figure out which is which? It's easy. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Austin Sanders & Jon Bander) A very unapologetic Marquis and a former president who was very vocal about the old pleasure dungeons he used to hang out in. This one is for the books! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Megan Gray & Chris Ferry) An interview with the original bad girl of Hollywood and a surprisingly sympathetic habitual torturer! Secrets are revealed, people. Get into it. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians John Trowbridge & Douglas Widick) Join us as we celebrate the 50th episode by doing the same thing as every other ep! I was joined the studio today by two very controversial figures. Pavarotti was obviously a tax evader, and I forget what Hugh did that got people upset, but don't worry, it's in the interview. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Paul Valenti & Joe Miles) Somehow, at the end of this episode, Edgar was wearing Harpo's pants. It'll make sense when you listen. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Rebecca Robles & Brian Patchett) You know what they say about orgies: three people is too few, and there's no such thing as too many! I think that's the lesson from this week's episode with Leonardo and Ted, but I could be remembering incorrectly. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Alan Fessenden & Patricio Machuca)The theme of this episode is powerful women, ie Eleanor, and the Queen that Columbus had to get money from for his dumb trip to the Bahamas (aka his Bahama mama). Dope women is dope, no matter what country or century. Ya heard? jarretberenstein.com @justjarret