Famous Dead People

(ft comedians Jon B Lerner & Pat May) Suspenseful movies and the math of the stars! Also, we got into the B movie versions of Alfred's movies made by the infamous Freddy Bitch-cock. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Fu Goto & Chris Ferry) We got the inside scoop here on the other two Mary's that used to hang out with Jesus, and also floated the idea of a darker Ernest movie, maybe we could get DC to produce or something. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Brian Patchett & Jon Krauss) President Taft and Dean Martin came at me hard in this episode. It was weirdly familiar, like how I get roasted by my high school friends every day on a text thread that I refuse to participate in. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Kevin Cobbs & Eric Yearwood) Steve and Eli really got on like a house fire. Look for our new doom synth band, who's name I forget, but I think we have a gig at the Bellhouse coming up. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Matt Weir & Shawn Wickens) Did you know Moliere worked on a spooooky play? And that Vincent Price did the audio for the historical exhibit at the OK Corral? Unprompted?!? Learn all this and more on this fascinating ep. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Megan Gray & Peter McNerney) One of these people is really tired of hearing about how they killed the lord and savior. The other one is on the run from massive gambling debts. Listen to find out which is which! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Louie Pearlman & Dennis Pacheco) You'll never guess which former Beatles girlfriend was a spectral being able to travel through time and tell people secrets about the future! We reveal all in this episode chock full of hot goss! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Rebecca Robles & Sulaiman Beg) You do NOT want to get in the way of the woman who runs social media for WeWork, she will eat you alive. And Carl might not know exactly how babies are made. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Jon Bander & Pat May) If you've never seen a Disney movie, then you will not understand the budding friendship between these two luminaries of socialism and cars. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Dede Tabak & Devin O'Neil) This episode has it all! A comprehensive list of all the men and women who were in love with/jealous of Lil Edie, AND the one mystery that even Agatha Christie...never solved.... jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Boris Khaykin, Matt Shafeek, & John Everett Trowbridge) Our first live show! I hope you enjoy, and I swear I never did cocaine with Fred Trump in Klan robes. He is making that up. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Austin Sanders & Anna Neu) No wire hangers on this episode! That was not something Joan asked, but I did a little research and I heard they both weren't fans. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Adam Mamawala & Chris Ferry) One of the world's most successful playwrights paired with one of America's most forgettable presidents? This was one for the books! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Alan Fessenden & Marian Rosin) These two have some historically dope libidos, and do not fret because we talked about it at LENGTH! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Jon Bander & Federico Garduño) My one regret in this episode is I don't think I did enough to keep Montezuma from picking up smoking. That damn James Dean makes it look so cool! Kids! Don't smoke! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Jonathan B. Lerner & Kevin Cobbs) Looks like Virginia added one more member to the Woolf pack! These two really got into it over Vietnam though. Yikes! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians John Everett Trowbridge & David Bluvband) I was frankly surprised by how well these two got along. Elvis was particularly impressed at how bipartisan Gacy was politically. Also...KARATE! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Dennis Pacheco & Xavier Padin) Uncovering the secrets of Ayn Rand's bizarre philosophy of "Get Yours or Go Fuck Yourself" and Dali's possible involvement in the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby. Dope ep. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Pat May and Rebecca Robles) You'll never guess which of these two was the more depressed. And it wasn't even close! One was real depressed, and the other was totally fine. Great ep, though. jarretberenstein.com @justjarret

(ft comedians Shawn Wickens and Jamie Rivera) Weirdly accurate predictions from Nostradamus about Ed Wood?! This is the episode that has it all! jarretberenstein.com @justjarret