Not Just A Matter Of Life And Death - The Liverpool Podcast

This week a man flies from Sydney on a moment's notice after winning an eBay auction and next thing you know he's on Iain Coyle's sofa and guesting on the podcast. Sean McGerty has made himself a household name (at Chez Coyle at least) for coming halfway across the world to join this shirts off, last of the season podcast. Humphrey Ker does Arnie and Stephen Yemoh is Blue, but nothing will compare to McGerty's feat of faith. YNWA. Sean leaves with a handful of gifts from Reebok, Betfair and Bulldog. You can look as good as Sean by visiting meetthebulldog.com and reebok.com/custom-shoes

It's a four mic special as Iain Coyle welcomes the return of The Craft Rabbi, Mr. Crown Paints himself, Ashley 'The Oracle' Blaker (wait, there's more), Humphrey Ker and Ian Donnelly for a triumphant return to form and the starling revelation of where Liverpool would be in the table if the league had started the same day as Kenny did. Listen to it and it'll all become clearer. Check our Facebook at liverpoolpodcast.com too for details of how you can be our guest on the last podcast of the season! This podcast has been voted for an EPL Talk Award, have you voted yet?

It's Preditor vs. Blue vs. St. Trinians II as tonight Iain Coyle welcomes Britain's premier Arnie impersonator, star of TV and film and glassesdirect.com spokesperson for the South East, Humphrey Ker. And also Stephen Yemoh out of Blue. It's a podcast the features superstitious celibacy, early windy-pops, the Arsenal pantomime, awesome Kuyt, 18 month old players, transfer rumours and Rooney being the right side of the law for once.

The shirts are on as Iain Coyle leads Stephen Yemoh and Ian Donnelly celebrate the victory against the blue side of Manchester (who were rubbish) and discuss James McCarthy, Gareth Bale, Jose Enrique and LeBron James who are all desperate to join The Reds (apparently).

Humphrey 'Suarez' Ker plays a lone striker role but does very little to curb Iain 'King' Coyle's p**** obession on this week's podcast. If only Jonjo Shelvey had not made that shocking self-revelation on Twitter it could have been so different. (Don't forget to get our free iPhone app from bit.ly/liverpoolapp)

It's an epic show this week with so much ground covered that we don't have space for it here. Britain's premier stand up comedian and Isle of Mann wiff-waff champion and former primetime dance sensation DJ Spoony will fill you in. Iain Coyle is your host.

Is the honeymoon over? What does Rooney have to do to get sent off? Iain Coyle and Blue TV hunk Stephen Yemoh bring in Tim Clark to agree what a tit Chris Coleman is.

Still wallowing in the wonders of Dalglish, Humphrey Kerr and Stephen Yemoh join Iain Coyle to recount the Stoke game, rejoice in the triumph of the Chelsea victory, and look forward to a Sterling future.

It's like a damn goldrush! The transfer window is closing and we've bought everyone we can. Ian Donnelly and Eurovision hopeful Stephen Yemoh join a naked Iain Coyle to discuss Suarez, the pony-tailed jailbird and the fat lad from Blackpool. What ever happened to that Torres fella?

Iain Coyle is joined by producer Steven Yemoh, and actor and comedian Brendan Dempsey to welcome in and to discuss the Dalglish era, the Merseyside derby, who we need to buy - oh, and Joe Cole.

Iain is joined by the Oracle aka The Crafty Rabbi and Humphrey Ker to celebrate the 50th episode of the podcast and the return of King Kenny.

Iain Coyle is BACK with the dreamteam of Ashley 'The Crafty Rabbi' Blaker and Stephen 'Official Pronunciation Unit' Yemoh. The underlying theme once more is how much more Woy must we take and why is our free iPhone app the 61st most popular app in Niger? If you haven't got it, get it http://bit.ly/liverpoolapp

Ashley Blaker sits in again, slowly edging out Iain Coyle from the seat of power with Gordon Southern in as his trusty Lieutenant grappling with the issues of the day; such as Konchesky's Mum, Rafa's return and The Hoff.

Ashley 'The Oracle' Blaker, Steve Gribbin and Tom Adams debate what Roy's face rub was all about. And other Liverpool related stuff of course. Iain Coyle is 'unwell'.

Iain and the Oracle are joined by the actor and stand up Brendan Dempsey to pick the bones over the win against West ham and the defeat at Spurs. Can we beat a Houllier led team at the weekend?

In celebration of our recent performances and the good news that Christian Paulson's staying, Iain Coyle once again goes topless, fruitlessly encouraging Stephen Yemoh and Ian Donnelly to join him. It's a filthy show. We've officially gone Anti-Hodgson.

More homoerotic references as Iain Coyle holds hands during the entire set piece with Ashley Blaker and Dan Hubbard. Everything is discussed from club-endorsed brothels to milkmen of the Wirral. It's 90 minutes of sheer hell. Follow us on Twitter @lfclifeanddeath

Ashley Blaker's lawyers have successfully been able to oust 'American speculator' Iain Coyle in a sensational court room drama. And the shirts are staying firmly on - even for TV beefcake Stephen Yemoh. The new show format also features Newsround, hourly weather reports and Boston Red Sox expert Humphrey Kerr.

Live from Court 17, Iain Coyle, The Oracle and Ian Donnelly discuss nothing on the pitch- just what the hell is going on off it.

Topless Iain Coyle is joined by Stephen Yemoh and Tom Adams to discuss the worst result in the history of Liverpool FC…..since last week.