Not Just A Matter Of Life And Death - The Liverpool Podcast

Iain Coyle is joined by internet rumour mill maestro Wilberforce McCrimmon Moose and Stuart Wright, who by the way still 'likes' bacon. They have mixed emotions trying to make sense of the heartless performance against Fulham, the destruction of Norwich and the triumphant return of Uncle Woy. Theres bubbly, tops off and pants on heads, what more do you want

Live from England's North Western frontier comes Iain Coyle, dressed in red with his trusty sidekicks Stuart Wright and Internet mystery man Wilberforce McCrimmon Moose. Stuart likes bacon, Wilberforce has a transfer revelation and Iain raises the thorny issue of what gets said on other peoples podcasts and when it probably shouldn't. Follow us on Twitter @lfclifeanddeath

As you would expect host Iain Coyle is especially riled this week and decides to take it out on his wardrobe. Yes it’s a semi naked show as he tries to make sense of Carroll’s diving, Kenny’s pending report and most importantly who has to be shown the door. He’s joined by Stuart Wright and internet mystery man Wilberforce McCrimmon Moose.

Iain Coyle brings in newcomer Stuart '@LeytonRocks' Wright and even Ian Donnelly looks in briefly at the end to discuss Kenny In, Kenny Out, Kuyt's future career in retrospect and whether we'd take Peter Crouch back. What do you think? Come and get more involved at www.liverpoolpodcast.com - Une production sans chemise.

A topless Iain Coyle and Steven Yemoh discuss the recent defeats and say farewell to a Champions League spot for another season. Its all about Everton and the Cup QF this week

It's the 'Milk Cup Celebration Special' (for younger viewers milk is what Carling used to be called) as we look back on the delights of wonderful weekend at Wembley and Kenny's new silverware. The shirt is still off but Iain Coyle does not appear to as angry as usual. Stephen Yemoh denies arousal. (This podcast is hijacked by Boyd and Ben)

This is the first episode where Iain Coyle starts the podcast with the shirt off. And then he gets angry. Stephen Yemoh is once again the voice of reason and Ian Donnelly is the voice of silence for the first half, as Coyley goes into a overdrive with the rant of the century. Listen on low volume.

The 'Crafty Rabbi' Ashley Blaker is back again with Andy Carroll lookalike Humphrey Ker and Stephen 'The Voice of Sanity / TV Beefcake' Yemoh. The conversation is not entirely dominated by the handshake that never was, but we do mention it once or twice. We'll be taking live questions after the podcast on our Facebook. Find the link at http://liverpoolpodcast.com

It's what they call in theatrical parlance a 'two-hander'. The Two Ia(i)ns are not happy though and need no extra help. It's a moan cum rant from top to tail as Carroll, Adam, Downing and anyone else within their sites get both barrels. Tonight's podcast was a shirt's off recording.

Following the most ludicrous of decisions ever to grace the beautiful game, Iain Coyle and Stephen Yemoh bring in Ian Donnelly to pick the bones of the shakiest legal case of the century and ponder how Sir Alex managed to get a close personal friend on the jury. With the circus in town there's barely enough time to mention the football, but somehow we manage it.

Iain Coyle and Ian Donnelly look back on the QPR match, laugh heartily at the fortunes of the Manchester twins and forward to Villa and Wigan, where the pasties are so abundant that they say the streets are paved with them. Stephen Yemoh does briefly appear in tonight's podcast. Near the end. If you get that far.

Iain Coyle and Stephen Yemoh discuss all the things that every Liverpool fan needs to know, such as 'does Clint Dempsey wear eyeliner?'. Of course there is talk of Liverpool FC, but how can we overlook the appearance of the first goth striker?

It's a 'shirts on' episode this week where Iain Coyle, Stephen Yemoh and Ian Donnelly talk Kenny, Blatter, Collymore, transfers, Peter Cech's mask and of course Sr. Suarez. We also look forward to Man City at home coming up this weekend and Chelsea in the Milk Cup on Tuesday. All this in only 48 minutes.

It's the dream team this week (with the obvious omission of Arnie Ker). Yes, we're making do with the Crafty Rabbi Ashley Blaker and Stephen Blue Yemoh to join Iain Coyle in the first shirts off podcast of the year. There's so much to covered that we don't have time for it here. Our eBay Rating is not reflective of the quality of this podcast.

Iain Coyle is joined by the crocked Rob Heaney and award winning Humphrey Kerr to discuss injuries, football violence and Adam's favourite left foot.

Iain, Ashley and Stephen Yemoh discuss Suarez's pretend motorbike, a daytrip to Brighton, Kenny's quips, professional diving referees and legendary Liverpudlian Pete Burns. It's a shame Yemoh couldn't stay to hear it all.

It's a four mic special and all the shirts stay on. Ashley 'The Crafty Rabbi' Blaker, Stephen 'Blue' Yemoh and award winning Humpfrey 'I'm no Nazi Sympathiser' Ker (pron: Carr) join Iain Coyle for a 38 minute romp through that crazy world of football. And for the first time Humf reveals exclusively his secret meeting with Roy Hodgson in laybay off the A40.

Yes, tonight's podcast is named after Ashley Blaker who actually bothered to turn up. Ian Donnelly made it on time, but he never asked for such an honour. (We wanted to call it 'Andy Carroll, Drunk Again').

The podcast that once attracted a guest to cross the globe, fails even to get the attention of a once regular co-host to make the 20 minute trip and tonight's show is two hander with Stephen Yemoh playing two positions. Even Humph has stopped answering the phone since he changed his name. On the brighter side, Iain Coyle has lost 7 pounds and Suarez is looking like the bargain of the century. #YNWA

It's all back in time for kick off of for the new season as Iain Coyle leaves filthy messages on a Nazi impersonator's voicemail, while Stephen Yemoh and Ashley Blaker wonder if this is what it's come to. Who's in and who's out are among the many topics of discussion on tonight's Liverpool FC podcast, not forgetting discussion of the launch of Iain's favourite new Android app which is available from www.liverpoolpodcast.com along with all our other stuff.