Square Roots - The Classic Rpg Podcast

Square Roots - Episode 340 Oh wow! It feels like we just started Live a Live, but now Live a Live is very finished. Did we all finish? Did anyone get the Armageddon ending? Did Johnny save his beefy boi? We deconstruct the very nature of JRPGs in this season of Square Roots's exciting conclusion! Also: - There's No Good Use for a Death Helmet - He's A Good Dad Now - Advanced Spacey - 2 Salty - Fisherman's Friend Is Not Code - Prithee Thou Art Mine Husbandth - Our Friend the Orange Dot - A Fun Prank - The Virgin Streibough Versus Chad Oersted This Week: We finish Live a Live! Next Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 339 Is it an Akira? No, it's an Ultraman! Is it an Alien? Sort of, but it's also a 2001! On this futuristic episode of Square Roots we dive into the murky future awaiting all of us in Live a Live. Will it have Final Fantasy Behemoths and Akira Bike Gangs? Probably. Also: - Ferrero Rochers All The Way Through - If Riker Doesn't Have a Beard, This Episode Is Gonna Be Weird - I'M A LOCAL BUSINESSMAN - The Loincloth / Balls Debate - A Stupid Dirty Slank - A TURTLE IS SICK?! - The Only Solution is Liquifaction - A disasterous Bring Your Kid To Work Day - The Colonel's Bee Quest This Week: We play the Near and Distant Future! Next Week: We finish the Middle Ages and... maybe the rest of the game? We'll see! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/group

Square Roots - Episode 338 Greetings, humans! Welcome to a spookity, horrorish episode of Square Roots! In this dark chunker of Unalive Alive we play through the blood soaked hallways of Edo Japan, the bullet ridden sand of The Wild West, and punch and kick through the death sports of Present Day! Also: - Gotham Knight Cake Boycott - Bee Movie Horror - Johnny Definitely Follows Vanessa's Instructions - They Don't Count as People - Vanessa Invented Skateboard - Xemobab Chromicols and Soccer Frontier - Tits Versus Titties - A Three Amigos Situation - Teens Don't Know Who Hulk Hogan Is This Week: We play Edo Japan, the Wild West, and Present Day in Live a Live! Next Week: We finish the Near Future and Distant Future! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/48602289

Square Roots - Episode 337 This week on Square Roots we do, we promise, eventually talk about Live a Live's first two (chronological) chapters: Pre-History and Imperial China. And there's a lot to talk about! Recruiting beefy bois! Lady Gorillas! Even more fart humour! Also: - Liver Live - Matt Damon with a curtains haircut - What's Your Burger Style? - Loading Goes Boop! - Sassy Caveman Hair Flip - Vanessa's Ettiquette Corner - Sweet Sweet Gorilla Beef - But He Was Only Just Alive! This Week: We play Pre-History and Imperial China in Live a Live! Next Week: We play Edo Japan, the Wild West, and Present Day in Live a Live! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 336 There's a whole lot of arguing about what time rules Okami uses - is it Looper rules? Back to the Future rules? Lost rules? That aside, we finally finish the ice palace, the boss rush, the clockwork owls - and complete another game! Also: - Perfectly framed webcam - Metaverse finally shows feet - We're just not that into vampires - Folding at home - Vanessa's Out Back - What if Jeff Bezos Takes Away My Ghost Ship - Bon Janus - Moo-my Milkers This Week: We finish Okami! Next Week: We finish the Pre-history and Imperial China chapters of Live a Live! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 335 Okay, okay - we said we were going to finish the game this week but Johnny got sick so he couldn't play that much, but we promise that we'll finish next week. For realsies! Okay, so this chunker we mostly concentrate on solving some mysteries and finally reaching the elusive Oni Island! Also: - Suck it, Troy Baker! - Deborah Space - Vanessa's Head Canon Corner - Square Roots: After Dark after the credits - Big League Chew Revelations - The Unearned Pathos of Tobi - A Creeping Cathy, A Slow Susan, A Shuffling Sharon This Week: We reach the frozen north! Next Week: We finish Okami! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 334 It's the story of a podcast named Square Roots! Which was bringing up four twenty somethings of its own! Some of them have hair of none, just like their fathers, and they were all alone! Also we're playing more of Okami in this penultimate episode, fight some bosses, uncover some crimes, meet some fish, do some sidequests, and play far too much of a terrible bullshuit minigame. Also: - That Stupid Fish Orca! - Johnny In A Garbage Can! - The Voyager Theme Dirge! - Finally, A Ghost Ship! - More Vore! - The Space Helmet Argument! - Warner Herzog Impressions Are Hard! - Issun Needs To Stop Ruining The Game! - Big Long Glass! This Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace! Next Week: We finish Okami! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022

  Square Roots - Episode 333 Welcome to the erotic thrills of the most sensuous of late night syndicated TV shows, Square Roots Presents: The Bone Diaries. We haven't cast it yet but I assume it will have David Duchovny. But also! We play Okami and defeat the big boss, Orochi. But wait... why does the game keep going? Also: - The Hacking Police Uniform - Minnie Mouse Is A Menace - The British Are Less Greasy - Understanding Godhood - That Chef Really Wants To (CENSORED) Orochi - Creepy Lips Like a Twizzler - Vigorously Stimulate Orochi's Bell - Time To Go To The Bone Zone This Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave! Next Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort)

Square Roots - Episode 332 It's an episode with a... fluctuating cast, but we don't let that experience this downright canine chunker! There's dog fights (but the good kind), a fire cow, a soft boi bird boi, landscape puzzles and so much more!  Also: - Vanessa, Mother To Us All - A Week of Almost Too Hot Amounts of Gaming News - Movie Open Source - Thick Zangief - Johnny's Worst Mila Kunis Pun - Squadala! - One Praise For Every Minute This Week: We clear the Gale Ruins! Next Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 331 Vanessa might hit peak sassy in this episode, and that's great. This chunker encompasses a heck of a lot, even if some might think it just involved walking down a hill. There's the peach lady, the orange guy, a boar balancing on a bomb, a bear balancing on a crystal, a little bug guy, a missing dog, and Johnny making the same game mistake three times over 17 years. Also: - Vanessa is the Champagne of Peninsulas - Johnny Deleted His Track, Everyone Point At Him - Tilda Swinton on the Whiteness Scale - Matthew Getting Edged By Text - The Terrifying Return of Baby Fresh Eyes - Fail Son Susano This Week: We defeat the boss of the Tsuta Ruins! Next Week: We clear the Gale Ruins! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email:

Square Roots - Episode 330 Mysteries are solved, like who killed Faith and Lilly - but other mysteries go on. The Wolf Among Us ends on a satisfyingly ambiguous note - but did we enjoy the game overall? Or were we too railroaded into decisions and situations? Listen and find out! Also: - A Little Thrusting Music - The G Stands for Great - Vanessa Can Cancel Any Man - Tell Me More About These Sex Idiots - Vanessa Melted Her Dishwasher - Sweet Virgin Nicotine Lips - So Much Bigby Lore This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5! Next Week: We reach the forest in Okami, probably - the vote ends in 16 hours! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 329 Oh boy! We find a mysterious head and this leads to all sorts of new adventures. And we've got so many cops here on Square Roots; Vanessa is the good cop, Johnny is the silent / bad cop, Jim is the grey cop, and Matthew is the vape cop. In episode 2 and 3 of The Wolf Among Us we meet interesting people and there's a mystery to be solved. An adventure is unfolding, so why not get involved? Also: - Johnny's Truly Outrageous - Game Scom - They Cannot Afford Timothy Chalomet - The Pirate Bluebeard - Sliding into Third This Week: We finish episode 2 and 3! Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 328 It's a low energy episode today because, frankly, it's just too hot here in the northern hemisphere. We can't wait for fall. But in the mean time let's go on some sweaty Toontown adventures! We explore The Wolf Among Us by Telltale Games and try to solve some crimes! Also: - Do Bob and Marduk kiss? - Stiffly Weird and the Case of the Missing Ghost - "It's Me, Blorko!" - Harvest Valley - Teen Raider - Sorry, Bree - Don't Snoop - Bufkin Neutral - Nolan North Mythology This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode One! Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode Three! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 327 Johnny knocked that Abortion minigame out of the park, and definitely wasn't stuck on it for twenty minutes on stream getting madder and madder. He won it the first time, Vanessa said he was the best boy at video games, Trudeau gave him a medal, and everyone clapped. Also: - Vanessa ReTruths the President - I Love the Teens - We All Have to See Mike Myers's Hog At Some Point - Vanessa's Mao Tse Tsung Vibes - Honouring the Wishes of the Prince of Canada - Women Be 'Bortin' - Clitoral Stimulant This Week: We Finish the Game! Next Week: Vote Today! Poll ends Monday evening! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 326 Our hosts seem to be warming to South Park just in time for alien testing, Nazi zombies, appealing to the Goth kids, and finding out the truth about Cartman! Is Cartman not actually as good a dude as he claims?? Find out as we complete Day 2! Also: - Combination Pizza Hut Taco Bells - Johnny is bad with controller mechanics, part 2 - Are bad tutorials a bit? - 2014 Funny - That's What Straight Relationships Are Like - Johnny's Boomer Humour This Week: We Finish Day Two! Next Week: We Finish the Game! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 325 You asked for it, you get it: this week your Square Roots pals start South Park: The Stick of Truth! And... some of us really like it? A lot? Especially one who you think wouldn't like it at all? Yeah, that one! Also: - Matthew Refuses to Go to a Used Game Store - No Matthew Life Spoilers - Recasting Taskmaster USA - Too Hot to Dance - Spork & Clork - Benny Hill Racist is Pretty Racist - Vanessa is a Ray of Sunshine This Week: We Finish Day One! Next Week: We Finish Day Two! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 324 Whoa! We finished Kingdom Hearts III forever! Does that mean everything in Mickey's Kingdom is happy forever? What about Xemnas?! What happened to Sora? So many questions. Also: - Bugs are a Natural Enemy for Toys - Toot toot? - Jim is a Slut for Powerwashing - It's just like that one Live song - FURRY! FORCE! FOUR! - Every Master Xenahort Voice Actor gets Norted - Ansem is Xemnas's Xenanort - Chereth Cutestory - Living Will, Probate, Death Certificate Fight the Heartless Tornado - Metal Gear Style Death Monologues - Terra's Himbo Energy - Nothing about Dark Riku is Important This Week: We finish the game! Next Week:  Something about South Park: The Stick of Truth I guess! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email:

Square Roots - Episode 323 It's a divisive chunker of Square Roots this week: are the Pirates of the Caribbean and Big Hero 6 worlds good? Bad? A bit of both? We navigate carefully talking through the Pirates movies, try to figure out if the Big Hero 6 movie is a secret Disney classic, and note how Sora seems to be given busy work while literally everyone else is busy with actual plot stuff. Also: - Pirates of the Cah-ra-be-un - Comrade Vanessa - Short Jim - Interfering with Democracy - Butte Talk - Has Bill Nighy Actually Been in Love? - Wolverine's Hot Dad - The 30 Rock / 3rd Rock Error - Powerwashed With Kingdom Hearts Lore - Saved By Goopy White Ropes of Nobody This Week: Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo! Next Week:  We finish the game! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Square Roots - Episode 322 Oh boy! Johnny gets to experience Frozen in the best way possible: chopped up into Kingdom Hearts cut scenes. The gang heads through Frozen land AND the generic industrial corridors of Monsters, Inc. in a very PS2 style chunker of this Disney Slash Final Fantasy mashup. Also: - Up Yours, Woke Moralists! - Something Called the Unraveled  - Sora Amnesia Argument - Four People Inside Sora's Heart, But We Can Only Name Three - Vanessa Hates a Heffalump - Gatekeeping Labyrinths - Let It Go, but the Luba Version - Olaf Inflation Fan Art This Week: Monstropolis and Arendelle! Next Week:  Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Square Roots - Episode 321 On this action packed slammer of an episode, the Square Roots Gang run through two very awesome game worlds: The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box! That's right,  you'll get to relive the events of Tangled AND Toy Story. Also: - The Clussy Talk - A Jay Leno Looking Monster - Coat Corner - A Train Guy, But For Boats - Spaceman Bud and Rancher Wooly from Toy Time - Famous Toupées - You've Got A Pal I Know This Week: We vancquish The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box! Next Week:  Monstropolis and Arendelle! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com