Sasquatch Speaks

Today is a good day to die. Podcast constipation, and an old friend. Epic energy vibes. THE BIZZARD OF 2016 or whatever. The lovely Ferret Cakes joins for story time.

A blog post by the amazing Erica Joy, "The Other Side of Diversity," regarding enculturation, resonates with Squatchy. American Idol, Finding Bigfoot, failure, and the latest DTFH are discussed. It's all hard, tribe, so let's set goals with soul, be here now, and burst forth into the universe and kick some ass. 

With the grace of a drunk T-Rex, Sasquatch runs toward the danger. 2016 is in full swing, yo. Sasquatch had a dog, and would like to write her a letter. A short "Happier With Gretchen Rubin" rumination. Also, what hard looks like (don't get any ideas, pervs). And, crows. 

Sasquatch returns! Elbowing her way through Christmas break and the flu to match your Tiger Crane with her Eagle Claw. Review of the Desire Map planner, black eyed kids are scary, Elizabeth Gilbert is the bomb, and Balls Bluff Battlefield Regional Park. Also, the Squatch resolutions for 2016 are overcomplicated. Less Thinky, More Doo-ey.

There's got to be a scientific explanation for all of this. Sasquatch gets excited about portals again, wants to dedicate career to MUFON for a hot minute. More relevant to general life and reality, Sasquatch feels guilty about the whole Guideposts thing and being a grown slacker. And also eating bacon. Head over to coolnervousmiraclepizzaworld.tumblr.com for some magical show notes. Don't just talk to yerselves, start a discussion, squatchlings!

It's not about you, Sasquatch.  Paranoia, codependency, Hunt for the Skinwalker, my dad calls, Guideposts, and some Henna how-to. Peep show notes at coolnervousmiraclepizzaworld.tumblr.com, because tribe, you deserve show notes. 

Sasquatch isn't done talking about the portal story. Sasquatch got sucked right down into a vortex of weird this weekend, but is so over it. Have a cheese danish, relax, and meditate on the paranormal with your Squatchy.

Sasquatch is chock full o'weird goodness, filled to the brim, but also late to the Sasquatch Portal story party. Late to lots of parties, actually. Squatch's reaction to that fascinating tale, thanks to the discovery of the BoA podcast. AGAIN with the Whitley Strieber. Will it ever end? I hope not. The Wild, compassion, entropy, and a productive week. All anchored by a blog post by Red Pill Junkie. Happy weekend, tribe!

Vacation, all I ever wanted. Sasquatch has a Thanksgiving brain staycation rich with delights, including Montage of Heck, the Tom Petty Takeover, The Martian, and Christmas exploding inside of Wal-Mart. Also, discussion of perv Terry Richardson, and not so pervy Barcode guy, Brent Spicer. This podcast was recorded during LAUNDRY and crappy ERRANDS.

Tribe, don't be passengers in your own lives. Sasquatch continues the Cat Magic meditation while trying to take the wheel in her own life. Death, resurrection, and getting pissed at Oprah. Also...LADIES, you MUST podcast. It's a moral imperative. Squatchy gives ya some how to.

Sasquatch may have turned a corner as a result of a fantastic voyage to the heart of Sasquatch country. Whitley Strieber, Elizabeth Gilbert, and The Sasquatch Chronicles podcast are discussed. Suck it up, Squatchlings, this one's for you.

Sasquatch summons the vibes of Amanda Palmer to squash ego and insecurity for an upcoming adventure. A semi-creepy follow up to the Elisa Lam episode, and other general follow up from past episode discussions. I'm numbering the episodes starting now, because tribe, you deserve numbers!

Avoidance is strong with the Sasquatch. They are hiding in bathroom stalls around the world. Edward Current's How Gravity Makes Things Fall video, why can't I be a mystic supermom like some people, Linked In angst, expanding vessels, and ovulation bleeding. Cheers!

Sasquatch is late to the Elisa Lam internet party and recounts the story. It's going to be the best day ever. Sasquatch had a sublingual gland stone over the weekend, hear all about it! Sasquatch humbly thanks and encourages listener email from Tribe-lings. 

Alone in heavy traffic. Is there hope for asshats? Sasquatch needs to know. Can we escape attachments? Or is it all bs? This one was inspired by an episode of Hoarders. 

For happy earholes. Sasquatch tried a Flat White Latte from Starbucks, drank the whole thing, and talked way too fast and recklessly about Joan Rivers, Lizzie Borden, Pussy Riot, and more! The memoir "Fast Girl" by Suzy Favor Hamilton is discussed. 

Sasquatch considers the possibility she is a soulless void made of genetic and environmental fragments assigned false importance. It is a mighty fine hump day afternoon rumination. Enjoy, Squatchlings!

But at least I didn't make my kids join a cult. Sasquatch looooves her some fugly mom jeans, probably needs ADD meds, wants to be bad ass and a better parent, and wonders about dopamine depletion.

Two tired chicks on a Friday night, Ferret Cakes and Sasquatch, discuss the stress and shame of social anxiety. Why doesn't it get easier? Also, wrapping presents sucks, setting boundaries or not, and baby wearing!

Don't show me the money, just go work out someplace else. Are you intimidated? Sasquatch is intimidated in the gym by a Ferrari. Life comfort vs life security is pondered once again, and the brief tale of a transgender wife in a small town is told.