Sasquatch Speaks

There's got to be a scientific explanation for all of this. Sasquatch gets excited about portals again, wants to dedicate career to MUFON for a hot minute. More relevant to general life and reality, Sasquatch feels guilty about the whole Guideposts thing and being a grown slacker. And also eating bacon. Head over to coolnervousmiraclepizzaworld.tumblr.com for some magical show notes. Don't just talk to yerselves, start a discussion, squatchlings!