Desperate Mothers

CJ and Jack talk about Star Wars scabs, setbacks, the video channel, the future of waterworld, endangered cruises, geographically challenged, America is the center of the universe, disinterested downloaders, upcoming sketches, building trees and sets, the truth about yourself, the power and promise of perseverance, life coach, locations and making due with our resources, golden corn, fruitcake revenge, the virtues of the blender, disgusting games and volume challenges, the wheel of meat, the ingredients of ipecac, evil digital content and addons, porn dongles, Cherry Potter burlesque show, Peepshow Menagerie, Watson the supercomputer is monitoring the show, check us out on YouTube!

Star Wars The Force Awakens spoilers continue, making up words to the star wars theme song, the original fate of Poe Dameron, Poo-pooing the new installment, A New Hope is awakened, the Ewoks were the first heartbreak, picking up where Revenge of the Sith left off, CJ's box office predictions, last minute redemptions and death bed confessions, Luke's traumatized delusions, the fate of Mace Windu, trailer bait-and-switch, gratuitous boobies and topless tweelas, Jedi are the equivalent of U.N. peacekeepers, Anakin's future was too clouded for Yoda, ground your crazy, make believe stories need to be grounded, force senses, Jedi mind tricking James Bond, Roddenberry canon makes sense, Benedict's wimpy Khan, exiled to Elba, Ghostbusters outrage, a Saturday cast reboot, a funnier alternate female cast, Tammy and three also-rans, flipping the script on racial castings, Hail Cesar, our experiences at comic con, work on the show, thanking the first supporters, Taco Juice fans, meat mountain

Spoiler alert! Do not download if you have not seen the movie. Repeat, do not download if you have not seen Star Wars The Force Awakens. On Christmas Eve CJ and Matt talk about internet friends, imaginary friends, fake friends, Star Wars' longest opening weekend in movie history, Thursday somewhere in the world, Disney greasing generates longer copyright ownership, worldwide box office predictions, Beach Ball is not a bad character, Benedict Khanberbatch, black stormtrooper outrage, Rey's lineage discussed, official rules regarding Jedi offspring, Anakin's exit exams never revealed, Star Wars canon is discussed, Muppet versus Star Destroyers results in an interesting outcome, A New Hope scenes parroted, J.J. Abrams threw the fans a bone, elements from the original trilogy, original run of Star Wars, the big spoiler, Emo Kylo crybaby, symbolism for fifth graders, Ben's lament, Alec Guinness DGAF, unforgivable plot holes, janitor dissing, Kylo Ren has no significant lightsaber skills,

CJ, Jack, Matt, and Beth get together after the failed world record attempt, eating cookies, Antman and the Force Awakens, cold turkey, striving for a record, the cookie challenge, Rhonda Rousey type comeback, the training montage, you'll never swallow all that cream, Star Wars Force Awakens, spoilers, Lucas' fetishes, Cajun Star Wars, the first time seeing the space opera in the theater, star wars licensing, seeing Star Wars as often as I want, email us, holiday special, Ewok television show, ptesd, beach ball 8, prediction: Luke appears at the end, Oreos for the holidays, gingerbread and peppermint Oreos, CJ's world famous peanut butter cake, cookie smugglers, creamshiner, the Krampus, The Andy Griffith Show is full of scary characters, Krampus and unfortunate holiday traditions and folklore, long shelf life of walmart fruitcake, ranking by levels of disgust, and wrapping up the Christmas season.

CJ and Jack jabber post meat mountain video, the studio damage backed up production of the shows, hurt Comikaze preparation, CJ's favorite place, packing the womb, holiday season, planning the Christmas podcast, adding up the maybes, Black Friday beer event, cyber Monday purchase, CJ goofs on the gopro, Arby's secret menu item, "All that and chicken fingers!" beef and cheesecake, pumpkin shake, thickness through the straw, taking the whole big beefy concoction whip cream and all, describing the event, upcoming wls, the force calls, Ewok heartbreak, murderous teddy bears, ptesd, the special relationship of clone troopers, zombie peeping toms, online alternatives to seeing the movie, blending fruitcakes and droids, other items it can destroy, and refraining from spoilers.

CJ, Adam, Beth, and Matt try to locate limited edition Oreos, half conversations, Garfield minus Garfield is the most depressing comic strip ever made, White Elephant gift ideas, cat distractions, Clarissa grows up, bionic spines, The Six Billion Dollar Woman, breasts are weapons, Ted versus aliens, bionic teddy bear conquers the world box office, post Comikaze, Matt the Talent versus Radio Silent Adam, opening ourselves up to public ridicule, bunnies saved the day, scrubbed from IMDB, Klaus Bunny pin giveaway, will Wondercon arrive before the pilot season is in the can? professional interest in The Bunny Rabbit Tragedies, being invited to purchase exhibition space, the awesome world of furries and Califur, bunnies don't live in houses, Jessica Rabbit has a bionic spine, Bugs Bunny needed furniture to connect with the audience, realistic version of Elmer Fudd hunting Bugs Bunny, garlic pistachios from Casa de Fruta, no nuts for Beth, Spectre and the many shades of Bond, what killed

Thank you for visiting us at Comikaze, does bucks and female bunnies, the great wizard Google, striking out on your own, trail blazing bunnies, spoiling the show, payoff for subscribers, patrons and patreon supported projects, incentives for supporters, test video proved that puppets are hard to shoot, building deep sets, lighting is the second most important element of film, the puppets are real three dimensional objects with a life of their own, bunny cleavage, contacting the mailing list, printing materials that did not make it to the show, a pipe broke in our foundation, the womb was safe from the water resulting from the broken pipe, the flood damage did not reach the womb, nitro glycerin for health, no banner for Comikaze, what kind of print shop is closed on the weekend, the local print shop tried to gouge us, emergency work on Sundays, trudging forward to the show, talent joining us at their leisure, John Candy had fans, disappearing into black chasms, delivering conte

Puppets at comic book conventions, red affection, generation Klaus, wonder bread, the Desperate Mothers' Facebook page, The Mothers' placement at Comikaze, Force Awakens breaks internet, guessulating coined, this podcast is nsfw, Desperate Mothers t-shirts, copyright is for cool, "legally cool," collectible trading cards, the most desperate studio on the planet earth, ellipsing plus mass equals unhappy machine, the flood of the house adjoining the studio, talent has been participating lately, Klaus Bunny patches, meat segue, who said eating cured meats increases cancer risk, bacon and asbestos both may be carcinogens, CJ is one of the 10%, getting Rick Rolled at the eleven minute mark, click like and subscribe, CJ is NSFM, black whopper shake, we are not the rational mothers, sleep is for the dead, Pumpkin Spice Oreo Cookies, Eat This!, juicer temptations, milk and cookies juice, join our mailing list!

Restoring the past, Halloween topics, Stan Lee memorabilia, post candy corn cocktail, the YouTube channel, Will It Juice? or Drink This! the difference in the names of the shows and playlists, Destroy This, we don't want to troll our followers, the slippery slope of collectibles, the super herp, STD tracking app available from the CDC, the limited Desperate Mothers Comikaze t-shirt, The Mothers at table X12, the candy corn cocktail and candy appletini, the Omega 350 HD Juicer is a workhorse for the show, Jack the Taco Snatcher, the Taco Bell taco shot, Jack describes the video in lifeless fashion, yakitini, fresh juice is best, bottom shelf vodkas, what the guys will be doing at the con, the price of autographs, Lou gouges for an autograph on the Hulk lunchbox, free autographs at Disneyland, no interest in line control, plans for the show, injuries, and final thoughts.

Beer-thirty returns with Guinness IPA, smoother than your average IPA, the most average Earth in the multiverse, Marvel resets their long running titles to number 1, again, erasing the history of your favorite characters, the dream fake out, Spider-May, gender flipping every title, positive role models, the high cost of buying every marvel title, the 'Sperman' family and their dog, the tacopocalypse, video playlists, ideas for future videos, funny words, candy corn juice, the taco that swallowed the world, our worst performances since the beginning of the podcast, crazy eyes, editing the videos, missed the funniest part of the taco juice video, epic extended edition burritos, black whoppers, try not to juice everything, jumping the juicer shark, quality through quantity, puppets are chick magnets, who are those desperate mothers, Gandalf's temptation, Playboy throwing in the towel, CJ's costumes are not meant to be seen in full daylight, the protobunny, wrap up.

Desperate Mothers video channel live on youtube, Jack likes Black Widow, the Olsen-Godzilla connection, Avengers, Godzilla foot fetishists would follow the giant monster all over the world, non sexual crushes, a big budget Mothra movie with sexy singing swinging goddess Mothra twins, what came first, the chicken or the egg, Hostess cocktails, ding dong mudslides, Apple Pie-tini, putting the cream in the Twinkie, the Tijuana Short People's Association of Donkey Lovers, the producers of Godzilla missed their chance to make it sexy, sudonym, Spike Lee's Old Boy was amazing, Google image search is responsible for the decline in adult website memberships, things wrong with Avengers 2, Ultron's secret John Cusack fetish, Sex Lies and Grosse Pointe Blank, comic book banter, how to renumber high issue comics and fold them into the long running titles, six month freeze on new comics electronic availability, electronic comics should cost ninety-nine cents, Steve Jobs defined the 99 cent prici

All about that face, post Capri Sun challenge, the results in case you missed them, CJ had problems sticking it in, also post taco juice episode, juicing makes everything healthy, you can't get fries at Taco Bell, bad flavors of Capri Sun, side effects of mass consumption, CJ's impending surgery means the eating challenges need to be completed before mid-November, taco shots, taco infused Cuervo, tequila is a natural disinfectant, Tacquila (taco-quila with a silent O), the birth of Juiced Cocktails, fruitcake looms in the future, thunder drone updates, spinning blades and exposed flames, the taco snatcher, Comikaze planning, giving The Habit some love by assigning a roulette game exclusively to their sandwiches, flagship fast food burgers, 151 cake, making almond milk, nut milk, new audio intro.

Desperate Mothers in their second year, learning from past mistakes, tent poles and focus, wax off, paint the fence or sand the floor, celebrating the weight loss struggle, taco juice trial run, eat the pulp, market research, taco virgins, extra juicy tacos, taco jubilee, adding alcohol to taco juice, taco shots, infusions, teasing the Jessica Jones show on Netflix, what message does it send, Netflix can't afford the Hulk, fixing Star Wars episode one and the prequel trilogy, Chuck Norris is the best salesman of all time, Chuck Norris can make McDonald's healthy and cheap, Michael Cain in space, the prolific Jeff Daniels, Mars gets funky, we work on launching the youtube channel.

Our listeners don't all listen by choice, talk like a pirate day, distributing Krispy Kreme donuts on the freeway, don't make eye contact with strangers, Jack likes hammering, Facebook finally getting a dislike button, unfollow, sad care bears, Wes Craven passes away, Scream was a genius movie, Matt spoils movies in real time, audiences just want to watch movies filled with faces of death scenes or vignettes, The Village failed to make audiences suspend their disbelief, alien chubby, Rotten Tomatoes is the go to movie critic, the sucktitude of Fantastic Four, hit-man Ben Grimm, empty movie theaters, Mad Max is one giant u-turn, the new metal gear game - CJ bought the wrong one, Xbox One love, the new dashboard, backward compatibility, Rare Replay, trade in old consoles, reading the fine print when buying video games, devouring services, modem induced seizures, Mr Robot spoilers, hacking in Hollywood, the villain in Thor 2 was the director, the Church of Superman, alternate comic uni

How many times can The Mothers say Mark Hamill? The Kingsman movie compared to the comic book, gadget use in a coming of age licesnse-to-kill story, natural dead air, silence is not a selling point to advertisers, dead air should be avoided, CJ has to learn to edit better, Heineken buys Lagunitas, The Mothers wonder if the new owner will make a great local brew suck to make it more profitable, hops shortages, Tomorrowland amazes at least one of the guys, a George Clooney crush, BB-8 is all ready starting down the Ewok/Gungan path to sucking, the new Sphero toy robot, BB-8 versus Godzilla, fake videos, trolling the surfers, various ways to fake destroy the popular toy, making bad videos on purpose, juicing General Grievous, steak juice is called blood, making videos for the Desperate Mothers channel, old challenges for old guys, scoring a hot new toy, turning a blind ear, breadcrumb trails, caramel apple flavored Oreos, Guinness flavored potato chips, smokey flavored beer crisps, sev

Metal mariachi band, Force Friday, shopping online, the shopping generation, old early adopters, Wal-Mart could put Amazon out of business if it wanted, produce intelligence tests, Adam and his drone, cosplay that is too close to home, drone fights, weapons for drones, sky wedge, signing waivers, drones with roomba brains, NSA listeners, the heartiness of drones, the new fantastic movie that wasn't, crushing BB-8, is the droid the new Jar Jar Binks? nerdichlorians, cease and desists, Gungan cosplays, evil astromechs, and robot apprentices, Disney convention breakaways, petting zoo, new space movie land at the magical kingdom, Gungan Bongo Adventure, roadtrip to DisneyWorld, roadside attractions, house of fruit, apps for tracking roadside distractions, eating negative reviews, various challenges, chicken lies, fruitkake, this week's movie picks.

Recording erections, cameras cameras everywhere, Rebel Hallows tattoo idea, comparing Harry Potter to Star Wars, growing as an artist, after Star Wars Lucas never did anything else as a director, what does an artist do after achieving success? most artists are lucky to have one master piece, if Lucas painted the Mona Lisa there would be many versions of the painting, only the truly lucky people ever got to make films, Star Wars spent a long time in post-production, high quality models were used and camera techniques pioneered for the movie, the great films of Steven Spielberg, Saving Private Ryan a caricature of a movie, Lee Marvin has a presence too big for the average human and ultimately becomes a caricature of himself, when CJ was a kid he made his dad take him to age-inappropriate movies, Saving Private Forrest Gump, the reasons why Jack likes Saving Private Ryan, other war movies that brought the viewers into the action, why writers use stereotypes in stories

Tase us! Comic Book Club, Titan Comic's Elric review, Borrow Don't Buy, Next week Secret Service, Kingsman movie refs, Sam Jackson steals every scene, Jason didn't watch the movie because it was rated R, #MagicTatum, why the guys love craft brew, Jack's three stages of questionable enjoyment, CJ's upcoming weight loss surgery, Terminator Genisys, Jingle All the Way, can you retcon a movie during the movie? Can a man be his own father? Booksellers, writing jingly songs, the world loves Spice Girls, Dalek is the most dangerous hunting robot, Mother nature would build a swimming Dalek, Shark 3.0 would be very different, Skynet would have gone small building nanites, Zombasaurus Rex, Juicing tacos, invoking the essence of tacos, enjoying vegetables in many different ways, regurgitationists, something interesting this week, Hollywoord Horror Nights, DC Gods and Monsters, DC Bombshells, Mr Robot, year one in the book, year two on deck.

Japanese Oreos, are they made in America or Japan? Japanese Oreo Soft Cookies, the importance of new snack foods to the show, serving sizes in America make consumers larger than the rest of the world, foods should be priced per calorie, that pricing schedule would blow the dollar menu out of the water, juicing vegetables, CJ's wls channel, food cheat events, juicing hamburgers, fails equal smoothies, drinking happy meals, whiskey burger mudslide smoothies, offending listeners, Tabasco cookies! the multiple personalities in CJ's head, Comic Book Club reads The Preacher, the guys argue about the level of violence in Preacher versus The Manhattan Projects, accidentally angering religious nutjobs, biblical references and adoptions, saints of all kinds, Preacher helped shape comics, DC owned the fringe comics with the Vertigo line, graphic novels versus floppies, the glut of renumbering comics is daunting to new readers, crossover-mania in summer events, Elric of Melnibone by Titan Comic

  Sausage making party, chocopeños, Comic Book Club, Vegas trip, brought our own, no ppv in the Rio, Rhonda Rousey is to the UFC what George Foreman is to boxing, her veteran status earned her a place in the old fart movie Expendables 3, CJ finished reading the entire Manhattan Projects series, reading comics quickly, American Vampire reviews, evil vampires versus sparkly vampires, the old world versus the new west, Snyder's writing suggests rich histories in his stories, the Mothers agree on they like the comic, a quick comic reader comparison, online comics stores, upcoming comics, Jack's pull list, space vampire, the decline of sex comics, don't ruin your pages, comparing tablets and digitizers, with donkey of course, fantastic moratorium, if Galactus were a unicorn fart cloud he would have been rainbow colored, editing for our listeners, next week comic book club reading Preacher by Garth Ennis. Deadpool trailer. FF opening. Subscribe like and join!