Expensive Science Baby

The Banksssss are back at full strength after Chris tracks down Amee at a hidden resort in Titicaca. In a court of law she would be held libel for the murder of millions of bugs. meanwhile, Chris reaches for 100, babies play rolly-polly, and Zelda rips up a shoulder. Ice cream, you scream for it, I scream for it, we all scream for it.

Amee flees the country, Chris discovers his writing style is based entirely on American Gods, and babies sleep in the cribs. You know, like they do.

The Bankseseses bounce back to the internet air waves complete with yelling babies. Amee deals with the postpartums, Chris forgets about sleep, and Amee actually leaves the house without the babies! What?! It's one of the weeks, let's hang out together.

Amee, Chris, and the two pooping machines are back with another go! Amee tries to educate a disinterested Chris in the ways of the Bachelorette, Chris continues to derp through life, and one of them looses something precious. Come on people, Acountabiabuddy the hell out of Amee!

A mysterious woman demands Amee's child, but is that really such a big deal? Plus Amee demands Memorial Day be respected, Chris gets annoyed and video editing, and the babies do baby things.

Always mess with their minds. Today Expensive Science Baby part A holds Expensive Science Baby part B accountable. Plus the return of trash TV, the great Minnesota heat wave of 2017, and crankiness and sex expectations mix as week six rolls around. What the hell is a Wonder Week? And why am I on poop watch? Answers to all these questions and more as year two of Expensive Science Baby oozes on... like poop.

Episode 53 brings you everything you could possibly want out of life... and if you believe that I have some great land to sell you in Florida! It's Tuesday morning, time to get through the week with a little Expensive Science Baby!

What has 5 X chromosomes, 3 Y, and is 1 year old? Expensive Science Baby! That's us. We move further into child development and totally judge all other parenting styles. Then we compare infertility journey notes with the founders of fruitfulfertility.org. Plus Amee's TV segment, Chris tries not to spoil Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2, and more Cat Corner than you can shake a stick at. Shake a stick at? Why is that a thing? It's one year and we're feeling saucy, (well, Chris is) come join along!

Expensive Science Baby approaches a year, Amee and Chris find themselves with shorter than normal fuses as sleep becomes a highly valued commodity. Plus, May Day comes and goes, babies poop and cry, and Amee has a run in with the mother of all baby wipe boxes. It snowed today so grab your shovel and dig into some Expensive Science Baby!

Episode 50 blows into your ears like the Minnesota Wild trying to win a playoff game! Amee's dreams of nursing cats have been dashed against the rocks of reality as she is forced to only nurse childrens. Meanwhile, Chris's vacation suffers from a distinct lack of video games. And the house is plagued by a new nefarious foe! We're podcasting while nursing babies over here, why not come join us!

Week 49 brings us week 1 as the two intrepid adventures become four. This week we talk male contraception, review some weird ass baby stuff, and Chris tries not to be depressing the entire show. They were sperm and egg less than a short year ago and now try and have hair... it's weird. Come join the family!

A short episode this week as Chris and Amee try to figure out what to do with two babies. Because while two heads may be better than one, it's rough when those heads yell and cry and can't tell you what's up. But... Babies!!!

It's T-minus 3 days B.B.B.C.E. (Before baby boys current era) and we're ending on a bang. Cats are being cornered, women are losing their rights in Iowa, and Amee feels like she's ready to explode. What's a podcast to do? Why launch a patreon page of course! That, and have some fun as the boys of summer take the field. I don't know much, but I know I love you... and am ready to roll out another Expensive Science Baby! Come on, let's go!

There are babies!!!... in this world. Unfortunately for Amee, none of them reside with us currently. What we DO have is a fun show filled with a woman measuring over 45 weeks pregnant, a man determined to tread lightly around her, and three cats that demand food constantly. "Any day now..." they keep saying. While they're saying it, let's have some fun!

Weeeee're ba-ack! Despite Amee's objections, she is still a vessel for unborn children. So what do we do? Another episode of ESB of course! Amee is ready to explode, Chris hauls things, and both disagree with each other over talking to strangers. It's the first day of Spring so let's put a little spring in your step with another Expensive Science Baby!

People are talking, talking about Amee... and she don't like it! Episode 44 back in your ear holes to deliver a smorgasbord of randomness. Amee realizes her face is pregnant, Chris figures out he is not an introvert, and the babies get prepped for their inevitable roles in life. "Any day now!" h yelled from across the parking lot. "Any day now!" Let's have some fun!

We're getting close here at ESB as the final countdown continues. Amee rediscovers pancakes, Chris is helping, and the cats just don't stop. The world is full of beauty and light, genius and discovery, laughter and life. Not here, but we'll still try to make it fun. Nerves are frayed and the clock counts down, come help us keep pace!

42! The answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything! We've made it. Finally, answers to questions we don't know! Amee's pregnancy brain goes into overdrive, Chris takes on an important task, and they both start to think about plans within plans. Plus, tiny plate takes center stage. We have way too much fun doing these, hop on and join us!

We're counting down the weeks here on Expensive Science Baby and hoping you take the ride with us. Amee gets close to the Girl Scouts, Chris continues to do his best Bob Ross impression, and both of them try to get through a painful month. We laugh, we cry, we live, no big whoop. Let's go!

Expensive Science baby hits The Big 4-0! Amee thinks about packing a bag and getting the hell out of dodge, Chris continues to be aloof, and the cats get traumatized. Amee's TV minute, Chris's Melancholy Minute, and a whole heaping helping of love served up on episode 40 of Expensive Science Baby!