Expensive Science Baby

Expensive Science Baby rings, are you listen'en, in the cribs, babies are pooping, a beautiful sight, we're happy tonight, recording another ESB podcast! It's the holidays and we're ready to run around being giddy. Tonight Amee doesn't sleep, then has all the sleeps, Chris gets called old, and the babies meet Santa! Santa!!! It's a beautiful time to share with friends and family. Come share with us!

One woman who struggles with the physics of pumping milk, one man whose voice sucks and doesn't know how to raise children, two beautiful twin boys who are exploring their worlds, and three cats that run it all. May not be your paradise, but it's close to mine. Come on in friends.

Weeeeeeeee'reeeee baaaaack. What can turn a Thanksgiving holiday into a sleepless worry-fest? What can turn a seemingly nondiscript trip to Target to a "Go Get Fucked Fest"? Tune in to find out which one of us went just a little crazy this week. Plus, crawling?!?!?

Amee returns in half form as she fights off the many, many viruses assaulting her body. Plus, Chris laments the loss of turkey, Amee didn't see Justice League, and one of the boys discovers an all new world. I dreamt of a world where we were all family, now THAT would be a hell of a turkey day. Gobble Gobble!

Amee makes yet another triumphant return and Chris just can't hold in the feels... so lashes out with love. We takl way too much about sexual assault (not Chris's), milking oneself (not Chris), and trying to feel creative through depression (Chris's). It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and neighbors are a must. Come move in next door.

It's time for spooky ghosts, scary skeletons, and creepy, crawling babies! Amee and Chris are back even though a nor'easter has invaded the home. Tonight Stranger Things 2 returns, David S. Pumpkins is a thing, and the energy level is through the roof! Come on in the pumpkin-spiced podcast is all warm and cozy.

Amee and Chris return for another round of happiness. Today; a trip is survived, a van is used, non-green food is consumed, and there is a tooth sighting! Plus, it's Global Cat Day, go pet a random cat!

Amee and Chris are back in full force, well, half force to bring tales to astonish and amaze (or mildly entertain). This week Chris turns a magical age, Amee begins her first full week back at work, and the boys try this new thing called sleeping. Come on in for a bit!

The long awaited return of the better half of ESB comes screaming into your ears like a baby that just can't quite reach that damn toy over there! Amee returns to work, babies start daycare, and Chris just wants to sleep. It's a shitty news week, let's try to cheer each other up with a little happiness. Let's go!

Episode 69! So of course Amee wouldn't touch it with a ten foot stick! Chris spends the night like he spent most of his teenage years, solo! Cats have never been so cornered, TV has never been so TV'ed, and the podcast has never been so lacking of the female perspective. Look out friends, all this testosterone is going to be hard to get through.

This is a podcast. It is not the best podcast, nor is it the worst. It talks about babies, baseball, boobs, balloons, and even a few non "B" topics. Such as; cats, corners, feelings, parenting, science, and above all else, two kids that are awesome and two kids that try to do their best. We laugh, we cry, we eat, we Expensive Science Baby!

What happens when you take 2 parts Amee, 2 parts Chris, 3 parts science, and 3 parts money? No, really, what happens? I have no idea. But, I do know that Amee, Chris, and the boys are back for another episode of Expensive Science Baby! This week the duo succumbs to tiredness and runs the show acapella! Plus, Chris reveals a smelly secret and Amee wrestles with her imminent return to the world of the work. Let's have some fun!

Amee and Chris have a pseudo-triumph return after a week of sleeplessness, illness, and probably some other -ness in there as well. This week Amee spins the tale of the Great Head Adventure, Chris wears a shirt hated by all Russians, and the babies troll their parents with the possibility of teeth! It's a beautiful, tired day, let's see if The Banks's can finish their dream of living in a van down by the river!

What's better than one episode of Expensive Science Baby? Two episodes of Expensive Science Baby! But, we still only have one. Oh well, still good! Come join us as Chris gets sad, Amee gets social, and the babies get to try something completely new and different. You are loved and appreciated. Let's roll!

Amee and Chris return with more baby stories then you can shake a stick at. Well, a small stick anyhow. Plus, do babies dream? If so, do they dream of images or just feelings? And if just feelings, do they dream of feeling purple? Did this sentence not make sense? How dare you. Let's go!

We did it! We survived another week to bring you more exciting "entertainment". This week Amee actually listens to Chris once, Chris admits he doesn't listen to Amee, and both spend their days and nights listening to babies wail. Plus, Amee's TV report, cats cornering everything, and more Game of Thrones than you can toss a dwarf at. Of all the podcasts in all the world, you walked into mine. So let's dance!

Amee and Chris pull out a miracle and manage to podcast (and podcast well) on "the worst week Chris has had in two years." Plus, Amee tries to see how high she can get her temperature, babies have had enough of Amee's boobs, and Chris burns all the friendly bridges he has in life. It's Tuesday, you don't have a job, you've got nothing to do, I'm gonna get you pod.

It's one of those melancholy days over here at Expensive Science Baby, but we won't let that stop us from sharing all our unwise words with you! Come find out what new gift the cats got, what Game of Thrones character Amee drafted, and what Chris did this time. We'll try to laugh more than we cry as we celebrate the Little One's eighth birthday on, Expensive Science Baby!

Amee and Chris are back and ready to fight... well, we paused the recording for the actual fight, but you get it. Plus, babies do stuff, Amee plans out a future melancholy moment, and Chris tries to take on two babes at once! It's summer, summer, summertime, time to relax and unwind... with Expensive Science Baby!

It's American Independence Day weekend, why not celebrate it with two people who love 'Merica? Well, one does. I won't tell you which one. Today we try to decipher cat noises, decoded baby cries, and figure out what each of us is saying to one another as well! Plus, one of the baby discovers a seriously laughing matter! One day the sun will swallow the earth and everything on it. So, let's build a rocket to get the heck out of here. A rocket of podcasts!