Bengaholics Podcast

The Bengals 2018 season starts with an exciting, and frustrating win over Indy. Rufus chugs a beer with a stranger. Luigi goes home early with Squatch and the Man-Trout. Wass remembers some parts of Sunday.

The Bengals finish the season destroying the dreams of two playoff hopeful teams, Detroit and Baltimore.  Wass eats a ham. Luigi eats crab legs. Rufus reads Dr. Seuss.

The Bengals lose, again, to the Minnesota Mike Zimmers, but win with news that this is Marvin's last season. Luigi paints a pope. Rufus eats a summer sausage. Wass falls for a girl.

The Marvin Lewis farewell tour continues with a uninspired loss to the Chicago UnBearables. Wass sits in a truck. Rufus sits in a truck. Hoover becomes a man.

Bengals lost to Steelers, again, and have officially killed this sad season. Wass helps clean up after the game. Luigi and Squatch are chivalrous gentlemen to old ladies at the stadium. Rufus talks people down from the ledge over the Ohio River.

The Bengals once again are one game away from being.500 with a win over the Sadness Factory. The Friar of Fried Foods, fries food. Connie enables Rufus and Luigi's drinking. An Irishman gets excited about potatoes and ice cubes.

The Bengals are in the hunt with a victory over the Benver Donkos. Hoover turns himself into a carnival game. OG gets bloatered. The gang has garlic farts.

The recurring nightmare that is the Bengals season continues with an uninspired loss to the Tennessee Tits. Wass visits a Trump Rally. Rufus terrifies people in their cars. Luigi worries about Hoover.

The Bengals shit their pants down south to the Jags of Hickstown. Wass and Rufus visit Luigi's for some good times, cold chili and bad football.

The Bengals get an undeserved win over Horse-faced Indy. Rufus spends some quality time with his father. Wass joins the big brother program and spends quality time with an Island kid. Colin Kaepernick is sighted in the stands.

History repeats itself, again, and the stupid Bengals shit themselves playing the stupid Stillers. Wass takes a donkey to the game. Rufus and Luigi plan revenge against children.

The Bengals don't lose for the third consecutive week. It's BYE week baby. Creepy Uncle Hooves stops by. Nate buys his own ticket to the next game. Wass wishes he could say goodbye to his two asshole co-hosts.

The Bengals extend their winning steak to two, with a victory over the Buffalos of Billtown. The gang fights the weather and pessimism to get the good time feeling back. Wass eats at a buffet.

The Bengals defeat the calamitous Browns of Cleveland. Rufus diagrams where a 'glosser' is found. Wass gets sleepy, then mad, then sleepy again. Luigi smells like fried fish.

The Bengals lose to the Packers to start the season 0-3, but on the bright side, it's our first episode of the season! Rufus, our fearless leader returns from his walkabout. Wass's nipples get hard for the beginning of his dating season. Luigi is a dad.

The Supper Bowl match up has been decided, Falcons versus Patriots. In our Pre-Superbowl episode: Rufus tells of life on a legitimate radio show. Luigi makes a mess. Wass finds the Holy Bengal Spirit.

The Bengals win a meaningless game against the mildly hated Ravens. Rufus and Luigi run computer simulations to predict the Cincinnati-less post-season. Wass and PacMan attempt to be the Donk of the Year.

The Bengals pull out a gutsy victory against the Texans.... just kidding, they lost again in an awful and embarrassing way. Luigi and Rufus discuss some of the gifts they gave for Christmas. Wass gets evicted.

The Bengals post season chances officially come to an end as they fail to score in the 2nd half and allow the most despicable Steelers come from behind to win the game. Out of towners and fellow Bengaholics, Squatch and the WiggleBangers, join the gang for a cold, angry, drunk but very fun Sunday.

The Bengals heads are officially out of their asses as they cruise pass the winless Browns. Wass finds solace in deep fried meats while Ruf and Luigi are just ready to be put out of their misery.