Pretend Wizards: A D&d Podcast

Pia returns home to The Wall, and we get our first, though quiet glimpse, at it’s citizens. But against the quiet of the city, Dweezil and Ragna battle against a strange invader.

Time to get paid! Screw glory, altruism, and adventure. What really matters is that money!

Underneath a dying sky, Atla lies silent. Is it the silence of the grave, or the quiet before the storm?

Face to face with their monochromatic adversary, our heroes are finally confronted by Nundinday. Or are they actually an ally? Or something else entirely? Does it even matter if our heroes simply die in a...

And so our heroes journey back to the surface, leaving the now cold, bright depths of Hadestown behind them. But can they make it safely back to the land of sunlight?

Having direct conversations with a fairy is never easy, and adding the vague poetry of divinity on top of that means our heroes will probably kill the DM by the end of this conversation!

Pia might not be able to tell the difference between a chipmunk and a tree, but thankfully being a proper druid isn’t important here! What we really need is to bring that fire from the...

The fight with the Carillion draws to a close, but will it also close the chapter on a hero’s life? Our players are being slowly whittled down to nothing!

Corral the carillion! Our adventurers need to get the ravenous bells up to their proper place, hopefully without being consumed at the same time, and maybe with a little less attacking eachother.

Are we supposed to herd this mass of angry, ravenous, toothed metal, or fight for our lives? Both?

Contrary to the title, it’s time to get things done! To traverse a dark space of memory and loss, to shake the lost people of Hades town from their purgatories of painful nostalgia. And do...

In a world of only memories, surely all you have to do is just remember where you need to be, and you’ll be there! This should be the easiest puzzle yet!

When reality is little more then a fragmented quilt of memories, dreams, and loss, does it make something more or less real if you yourself create it? Especially if you really suck at painting.

In a small, quiet studio, a man coughs, and dreams of something else. In a long, dark expanse, a woodcutter works forever, satisfied and happy.

In an adventure defined by unreality and illusion, our heroes puncture through the solid rock wall of the earth into an idyllic field, dotted with a single, massive tree. This is definitely completely and totally...

Halfway between the past and present, lost in memory, Shay is nonetheless under attack. Can our heroes keep them safe under the assault of art monsters?

They say art has power, but this is probably not what they meant. Is there a truth to be found about Shay’s father, and Hadestown itself, beyond to point of a sharpened, living paintbrush? Is...

Somewhere in the forest is hidden Shay’s father, and Sapphire Melody is determined to find him, regardless of who she has to electrocute to get there. Can the rest of the group get to her...

Player infighting take two! Can Sapphire escape into the forest? Can Shira keep the group together for just a little bit longer, or will the wily robot slip away?

Bloody combat! A battle on the edge of reason, from which only one can leave! Abandon your hopes, and make your bets!