Bell's In The Batfry

First, my apolgies for getting this done so late. I was beset with problems in time, glitches, and laryngitis! But here's this episode, featuring: Arnie with watermelon! An arson investigator! A special ad for the hot weather! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrating Pool Safety! A report on ComiCon! And... a Mens' Room CRISIS!! Join the forum! http://thebatfry.com

Season Three Opener! How did John Bell survive the hail of bullets?? Why is it taking so long for Arnie to drive his car??? What will happen when Herman-Zombie meets his wife???? Will you buy what's offered in the fake ad????? Will Mr. Whizzr'd have a GERM of an idea?????? Will Brad have another "Brad Moment" with disasterous results??????? And what of the seance, hmmmmmm???????? Join the forum! http://thebatfry.com

The reading (sniffle) of Aunt Harriet's will! Building the new, improved podcast studios! Mr. Whizzr'd celebrates the Fourth (belatedly)! A strange and unexpected visitor!! Destruction and Mayhem!! Its almost like...... naaaaaaa. Couldn't be... Or could it?

SEASON OPENER!! Last time as you recall (and if you don't you should listen again to the cheap and tawdry season closer), the BIB Building exploded, trapping all inside! Who will survive?? Who WON'T survive?? As always, send comments to profzounds@hotmail.com Its nice to be back. Thanks for sticking with me! John Bell

John Bell returns from vacation with some light entertainment to take your minds off the BIG overblown Hollywood summer blockbusters and cheap, tawdry, cliff-hanging TV season finales! Oh...and Mr. Whizzer'd experiments with bouyancy!

Hilarious hijinx ensue when Arnie hears a conversation between Mr. Bell and Ron of Griddlecakes Radio and jumps to a conclusion! Is Mr. Bell going to California for a vacation, or does he have ulterior motives?? Find out in this thrill-packed episode. In color!

Mr. Whizzr'd explains vaccums...and other stuff! Its Employee Evaluation time! I interview a member of the FTC! And you'll be humming along to the jingle of our product placement! Jeepers...what a show!

The NBC Short Story radio series presents: "The Spectre Bride". With commentary by Brad, Arnie, and Myself. Any similarity between this episode and MST3K is purely plagiaristic. Visit the Forum! http://thebatfry.com

Arnie has a special invention for Easter... then, the ultimate battle! Raisins: Healthy Snack, or deadly menace?

Things start out so nicely! We have a Hollywood mover and shaker visit. We even sing the Happy Song. Then....... ...an unstoppable force pays a visit!!!

Arnie invents a device to travel along the internet! Naturally, he goes looking for a breakfast of Griddlecakes! Should I even MENTION that things go awry! Plus, Mr. Whizzr'd explains electromagnetism! And a two minute alien invasion! Write this down: http://www.griddlecakes.com I'll explain WHY you need that in the show!

MURDER!! The trial of the century!! Which cast member is bumped off?? Which cast member fries for the crime?? TUNE IN!

Are those the ratings?? Ewwwww.... A change of FORMAT for the show?? Political talk?? Will it work??? Will people RUSH to hear it...or LIMBO under it??? Plus, a visit by the Commercial Debunker! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates the laws of probablility!

Arnie and Brad shoot for a world record! I interview a professional interviewer! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates jet propulsion! Sy Lyloquy gives a movie review! Everybody gets a warning about what's REALLY in those oatmeal cookies!

Arnie convinces the cast to join him in a space race... to the MOON! But on the way, we meet a Fantastic Force that makes things go awry! After we return to earth, there is an Fantastic Far-out occurrance which begins this Fantastic Farce. Will it be successful? Or will we end up flat on the Fantastic Floor?

Mardi Gras time at good ol' Bell's in the Batfry... as we cover an actual Mardi Gras PARADE! Throw me a moon pie!

First... a short cartoon about our lawyer-hunting VP. Then the cast travels to LONDON to locate our one and only British listener! We learn to drive on the left, meet an authentic cockney flower girl, have a breakdown on the road, interview a local, listen to Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrate motion, and finally find our listener's London home! International excitement and adventure!

"24....Minutes" My spoof of the Fox TV hit, "24". My BIG thanks to the cast, including: THREE podcaster cameos! Can YOU identify them? I'll tell you who they are... NEXT week! Otherwise, in order of appearance... Moronica Maxwell ------------------------- Dale Kesterson Dave ------------------------------------- Jim Hingle Stewardess, First Lady, Little Girl ------ Jean Williams Dim -------------------------------------- Cindy Taylor Current Romantic Interest (Lulu) --------- Becky Beach Cleo ------------------------------------- Heather Jewell And the rest of the cast was yours truly.

Batfry! --the Musical! Lord help us all.

Introducing the Professional Audience! A dog that recites "The Raven"! A visit from Homeland Security! Arnie installs "the clapper" for the microphone switch! Mr. Wizard really chokes Billy up! Another famous celebrity calls in!