Bell's In The Batfry

Zom B. Jones' first sales call! Mr. Whizzr'd exacts revenge! Brad feels unwanted and QUITS! Arnie sends tourists into outer space!! And... a cliffhanger! AFTER you listen to the episode, you can go to http://www.profzounds.com/BIB_bloopers.html to hear a deleted scene! Join us at our forum... http://thebatfry.com! Thanks to the voice/improv talents of (in order of appearance) Dale Kesterson and Becky Beach!

Mr. Whizzr'd returns with a look at scientific hobbies! We're introduced to a new soft drink! I interview somebody for a job! Plus, a special epilog.

The 50th episode!! I bring back old characters that haven't been heard from for a LONG time!! And, for the most part, there's a reason! Thanks to contributors: Becky Beach Cindy Taylor Dale Kesterson Jim Hingle Heather Jewell and Jean Williams! Visit the forum at http://thebatfry.com!

I finally return to the Batfry... only Brad refused to believe that I'm not DEAD! Be sure to catch Arnie's bit announcement about the WHAT DOES ARNIE LOOK LIKE contest! Guest voices: Cindy Taylor, Jean Williams, and Dale Kesterson. And special guest voice: Maryann Curmi as the Shampoo Commercial announcer!

Arnie, Miss Shmacklehiemer, and a tag-along travel to a very special place to search for the missing Mr. Bell. To where do they travel? Here's a hint: This episode was recorded LIVE in Disneyland! Join the Forum! thebatfry.com!

I'm with the hobos...and we have to resort to desperate measures.... We get JOBS! The two evil lady conspiritors are Becky Beach and Dale Kesterson. The PA Announcer is Cindy Taylor. The music for the big finale was scored by www.cellarofrats.com!! You can hear the music track at www.profzounds.com/BIB_bloopers.html ENTER THE BIG "What does Arnie look like" contest!! Details at thebatfry.com!!

Last time, as you recall, I had escaped the show to ride the rails with some hobos. Meanwhile, back at the Batfry, Arnie is trying to keep control of things. Also... Mr. Whizzr'd looks at hobbies! An old radio drama gets the Batfry treatment! We get an update on the "What does Arnie Look Like" contest! This episode was recorded in California, Oregon, and Kansas! The following provided improvised lines for this episode: Cindy Taylor..........Miss S Becky Beach...........Edwina McMahon, Hortense, and Tilda Dale Kesterson........Scoop Cooper Jean Williams.........Kiddie Kamper Cookie girl Thank you all for being creative enough for me to be lazy enough to not have to write you any lines! As always... post comments at http://thebatfry.com or write to me directly at profzounds@hotmail.com!

John Bell bolts! Bell boards a boxcar and becomes a hobo! PLUS...FINALLY... details on how to enter the WHAT DOES ARNIE LOOK LIKE contest! And, if you listen carefully, you MAY just hear the prize--an electronic cowlet! This episode is a little different...so I'd REALLY appreciate comments at http://thebatfry.com! GUEST CAST: Jay Williams as "Perry Mason" Dale Kesterson as Scoop Cooper Plus.... a mystery cameo voice!!! OoooooeeeeeoooOOooo!

Okay... I admit it. The "Three Little Pigs" bit was silly. I had hoped to have heard the LAST of it. But no.... Miss Shmacklehiemer insists that we should have done "Hansel and Gretel" instead. So SHE makes her OWN version of Hansel and Gretel. And then things just spiral out of control from there. THE CAST: Becky Beach as the Psychiatrist Cindy Taylor as Miss Shmacklehiemer Dale Kesterson and Jim Hingle as the couple on the Repair-a-rip commercial The Forum has been FIXED!!! No more SPAM!!! Please join our forum at http://thebatfry.com!

An ANNOUNCEMENT of a BIG CONTEST!!! See how you can win a PRIZE!! We also introduce a new SUPERHERO feature!! And Mr. Whizzr'd returns!!! Plus... some unfinished business from the LAST episode!! If you got a few minutes and wanna hear some great storytelling, go to griddlecakes.com. If you happen to listen to the episode entitled, "The Griddlecakes Zone", you'll hear yours truly!

We try out a new media technology: The Podcast DVD! Access chapters! Get special features! Hear commentary! This is the special test-marketing of the all-new Bell's in the Batfry Podcast DVD! Are YOU one of the lucky people who will get one in the mail? Of course not. I made the whole thing up. Haha! Gotcha!

The Christmas Show! Another spectacular Christmas spectacular is planned...gee, let's hope things don't go awry. This episode features a FAMOUS GUEST STAR! No, really. REALLY! Special thanks to vocalists Dale Kesterson and Heather Jewell. Please visit http://thebatfry.com and leave comments (good and bad) on the forum! Also...be prepared to send a donation to the Fawn Park Project. The address is: 4531 Noeline Way Encino, CA 91436 More info on the Podcast! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Kwality Kwaanza, and wacky winter solstice to you all!

***CONTENT WARNING*** This is an audio diary of my Colonoscopy. I do NOT use graphic terms and I believe this is appropriate for all ages. However, because of the subject matter, you may want to listen to this episode BEFORE sharing it with your smaller children. If for no other reason, than to be ready to answer questions. So... enjoy my "coca-colanoscopy"! And if you're of the age, let this be an incentive to convince you to have YOURS done! Please share your comments on the forum at http://thebatfry.com!

Brad makes a BIG sale for a podcast sponsor! The sponsor gets interviewed! Mr. Whizzr'd demonstrates hair growth formulas! Arnie brings in his girlfriend, Griselda; and his sister, Griselda! Things go awry! After you listen to the episode, PLEASE join other listeners at our forum, located at http://thebatfry.com!!--

An explanation why I haven't put out a podcast lately.

My adventures at the Podcast Expo in Ontario, California! You'll hear voices that belong to the following podcasts: http://www.griddlecakes.com http://www.typicalpcuser.com http://www.typicalmacuser.com http://www.immigrationtales.com http://www.poddog.ca http://www.truckertom.podcast.com http://www.elsiesyogakula.com Oh...and Miss Shmacklehiemer wormed her way into attending, too....

The Big One Year Anniversary Show! Here's how this episode came about: I contacted as many people as I could who have somehow contributed to this show over the year... plus some buddies and pals. I asked each of them to record random lines, reactions, and questions. I took all of these, added myself and some characters... and came up with the Anniversary Podcast. Some sent lines...some sent full-blown BITS! I used 'em all! I'm not going to tell you who's voices are who's. That's for YOU to figure out. I WILL however, list the appropriate websites for you to visit... in no particular order... griddlecakes.com typicalpcuser.com typicalmacuser.com immigrationtales.com chuckchat.com kevindevin.com vozhumana.vox.com/ forums.friendsintech.com friendsintech.com queststudios.com And thanks to all the individuals--those who have offered information, comedy, voices, direction, friendship, and support over the year. You'll see thier names listed in all the episodes that have run before this one. If you like the

Where the heck IS everybody???

Our show starts with an interview with Walt Snider (www.waltsnider.com), the guy who set up our brand new forum (thebatfry.com). After that, I treat the gang to a camping trip at a local national park!! What could possibly be more fun than that? ...besides, perhaps, dental surgery?

I interview an oil executive who promised to be forthright about the current gasoline price situation. In the meantime... you need to write down the following addresses: thebatfry.com 5questions.net You'll find out WHY you wrote them down when you hear the show. Oh...in the credits I forgot to give thanks to my future-lawyer son for the expert legal advice he provided me. 'Preciate it, Jay.