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I'm sure you've noticed the icicles on people's eyelids, and the chunks of coffee in people's Dunkin Donuts coffee cups, and the flashers just describing themselves, and the chicken laying her eggs from a standing position. IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. How cold is it? You'll have to listen to this podcast to find out.

A new pair of gloves was the..."TRIGGER." They made me stand up straight, speak clearly but forcefully, and in a friendly voice, they suggested that I should stop messing around AND GO BACK TO WORK. Can't have that now, guys...can we? Give a listen to this podcast and let me know what you think.

The pretty nurse measured me, smiled and said "You're not as big as you told me you are." This podcast says..."Deal with it guys." And it also explains how I think you should do that. Give a listen if you've just been cut down to size, or if you need to do some careful cutting.

Happy New Year! No REALLY! There were times this past year when I wasn't sure we were going to make it this time. But we did. And we did it TOGETHER. Look at us!!! This podcast is about first times...like today...and some firsts from lots of years ago. Maybe you had some of the same firsts that I did. Hey...find out. Give a listen even if you never did before.

This podcast explains what you call a bunch of chess fanatics boasting about their game in an open hotel lobby. (Chess nuts boasting by an open foyer.) And what does an angel say to you on Christmas day? (He looks you right in the eye, and he says, "Hey-lo.)" You've got to say that one out loud for it to work. You'll also want to know why you don't want to get a Christmas card in Georgia. Get informed. Give a listen. And Merry Christmas.

So how often do you start your statements with the word, "So?" Well lets do something about that to make your statements...swell with, "Well". Or better yet take a tip from the Herald Angels, and use the word, "Hark." Look how that word got all mankind's attention all those years ago. This podcast explains how to make your mark with the word, "Hark." So...give a listen and take a tip.

More of the old stories of Christmas, plus one story about a mouse that was "Stirring around the house." Please give a listen. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hannauchkka, sterling Solstice and a Complete Kwanza to you.

Christmas is a very old story, but it always gets my attention. This podcast is about a Christmas I'll never forget. AND it's about a couple of ideas you may want to try for Christmas this year. Give a listen please.

Your 6 personal love gears are Neutral, Pre Fore Play, Fore Play, Play, After Play and Reverse. This podcast explains how and why to stay out of Reverse. YOU DON'T WANT TO SLIP INTO REVERSE! Give a listen!

Is the wolf whistle REALLY the audio equivalent of undressing a girl with your eyes? Can you really see the mountains on the rim of the moon? How far can you see into your mate's soul, by using your eyes? That's what this podcast is all about. And before you put down a wolf whistle, wait till you hear this podcast. So give a listen.

I'll bet you remember when Bobby McFaren said "Don't Worry, Be Happy." It may have been the only positive comment you heard all day. This podcast Is a reminder that it's a good idea. And after all Bobby is an actual doctor...music degree and all. So "Don't Worry Be Happy" is your doctor's orders.

Looks like you missed the point of "Handsomeness" from last week's podcast. It simply meant using your hands more. I was trying to alert women to the fact that they can zap guys hormones by using their hands more. This podcast is about being shocked and dismayed that you didn't understand.

If you've ever prided yourself on getting up again after getting knocked down...like I have, you have something in common with Willie Nelson...and me. This www.DickSummer.com/podcast will explain. Please give a listen. It may help the next time life knocks you down.

Think of the advantages you could have by owning a truly old and beaten up jalopy. Sell it like the guy whose jeans making machine went nuts and tore up a big number of pants. Look at the advantages of owning a Jalopy...newly imported from our plant in the exotic Jalopogos Islands. Driving a true Jalopy, nobody will challenge you at a stop sign. Nobody will bother stealing it. Tailgate you...are you kidding with all that exhaust smoke? What's not to like about driving a true Jalopy? Drive a few blocks with yours...today.

"Have a nice day", "Drive safely", "Have a nice day," "Drive safely" (Pow, pow, pow) They're machine gumming us. WE NEED SOME GUM CONTROL RULES.

It's tuck away time for the "L:azy, Crazy, Hazy days of "Summer at the Beach" and the soft voices of lovers under the boardwalk,...and "Saturdays in the Park", and the over the top screams of roller coaster riders, and the sweet spot of a baseball bat smacking the winning run at the end of a long and beautiful base ball game. Gotta pack it away in some personal treasure chest till next April....and Spring brings it all back...including the loving touches of long time lovers...who's "Together Warmth" helped welcome that next new Spring.

Do you know the difference between a wink and a blink? One is on purpose and the other sneaks up on you. Both are just a quick flash of an eyelid. But understanding which one you're looking at can mean the difference between a slap in the face and a quick trip to a ladies' very private life.

My 3 musician sons think I listen to songs the wrong way. They listen for the melody first. I listen for the words. To me, a song is a story with music attached to emphasize the story. And I get into three of the greatest story songs ever written on today's podcast. And I'll explain why a listener becomes part of a radio guy's life. Give a listen please.

"Frank" has been a buddy of mine for more than 30 years. It's been lots of burgers & brewskies. And lots of Auld Lang Synes. But there's one thing we can't discuss, and I think the reason we can't talk politics is that he's afraid he won't be able to deal with what might come...in the near future. This podcast explores the reasons behind that. If you're experiencing that same problem, this podcast may help.

Lots of interesting stories in this www.DickSummer.com/podcast. Like how I found out that there was one very important thing I could do on the radio, but not on TV. And the one about the rich Louie -Louie generation guy and his wonderful weekend with his stunning girlfriend. But most of all, it's about a pair of lovers who managed to turn a late Summer rain...into steam...together.