Werewolf Ambulance

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1995 religious fantasy horror thriller "The Prophecy." Special topics for your perusal include: the possible casting options for an Axl Rose biopic, inappropriate teaching attire, biblical fan fiction, use of Wilhelm screams, when Jared Leto actually became Jared Leto and our new social media movement #noswayzenomovie. Please also enjoy our variety of impressions that sound half like Christopher Walken and half like Katie's Uncle Vic.  Have you seen this bananas film? What do you think of it? Also, feel free to provide other alternate names for Elias Koteas at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1989 Stan Winston monster/slasher/Lance Henrikson film "Pumpkinhead." Special topics for your consideration include: the way dogs' legs bend, more of horror's greatest villains: rich shitty teens, palming people like a basketball, a general rudeness to rural folks, t-shirts with tigers and roses on them, whether or not we are all Pumpkinhead (just a little bit), and lots and lots of talk about sitcoms of the 1980s-1990s. Have you seen Pumpkinhead? How do you feel about it? You can let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. This, like many of our recent films, was recommended by a few EMTs and we love that--please keep your suggestions and comments coming. Special thanks to Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) for their sponsorship of this episode.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Is this a comedy? Is this a horror film? What is happening here? This week we are discussing those very crucial questions about the 1986 Tobe Hooper sequel "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," along with such other important topics as: the size of the Alamo, "The Neverending Story," our favorite special effects artist and yours (Tom Savini, of course), alternate spellings for the word 'sex,' what in the actual fuck Dennis Hopper is doing and the fact that Franklin had it coming. Where do you fall in the comedy vs. horror debate? What do you think of Leatherface's burgeoning sexuality? What's your take on this movie overall? You can let us know on Facebook (/werewolfambulance), on Instagram (@werebulance) or on Twitter (@werebulance). This movie was recommended by a number of you so please keep your suggestions and comments coming--we love to hear from you. Thanks again to Cryptocurium and the Parcel of Terror for sponsoring this episode! Find out more at cryptocurium.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy p

In this week's episode, we're joined by our friend Perry to discuss one of his favorite movies, the 1991 crime thriller horror film "The Silence of the Lambs." Special topics to consider include the Hannibal Lecter movie & television universe, the puckering of one's butthole, how people from Pittsburgh say all kinds of things wrong, Buffalo Bill as the absolute worst guy ever, ballerina music boxes and 1 million impressions of Clarice and Buffalo Bill. Bonus points to the first listener to tell us how many times we said "Dr. Lecter!" in this episode. Short answer? It's a lot.  This movie is such a classic--do you love it as well? Let us know your thoughts on anything regarding "The Silence of the Lambs" on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We really do love to hear from you. Please also keep your movie suggestions coming! The next few we are doing were EMT suggestions, which is awesome. Speaking of awesome, don't forget to check out the Parcel of T

In this episode, we discuss one of the 'tent poles' of horror, the 1980 Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Topics of interest include: all of the bonkers (and...not so bonkers??!) conspiracy theories surrounding this movie, a compare and contrast with the 1997 miniseries aka the "Brian-from-Wings version," a treatise on Indian burial grounds, Jack Nicholson as a crazy person, getting super deep into Googling "The Shining" and Steven King's fascination with supernatural kids. You've definitely seen this movie. Do you love it? Does anyone not love it? Let us know! You can find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance and on Twitter @werebulance. Oh, and never forget werewolfambulance.angelfire.com! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Welcome to SEASON TWO of Werewolf Ambulance and our special Halloween week episode! This week we're discussing our favorite holiday (including the great Reese's Peanut Butter Cups vs. Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins debate) and more importantly, we're talking about the 2000 Canadian teenage werewolf film "Ginger Snaps." Special topics include some highlights of our first season, menstruation and more menstruation, funny Canadian money, great Canadian bands, chilly Canadian weather, kooky moms, taking field hockey class, methods of putting blood in your mouth and a lot of puberty talk. We had no idea this movie was so beloved until we posted that we were discussing it and read your opinions. Thank you, EMTs, for all the feedback and comments and always being there with us. Also if you have any input on our silly ratings system, we are all ears! Get in touch on Facebook (facebook.com/werewolfambulance), Instagram (werewolfambulance) and Twitter (werebulance). Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

HBD to us!! In this very special one-year anniversary episode, we get into the holiday spirit with the 1982 installment of the "Halloween" franchise, "Halloween III (Season of the Witch)." Topics for discussion include: the weirdness and excellence that is the work of Tom Atkins, the insides of robots, Marge Guttmann, fucking STONEHENGE, not being very nonchalant, and time zones: how they work. Hey guys, thank you so much for the support of us in our first year! You are all wonderful and we love you. If you want to get in touch with us, find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance and Twitter @werebulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Come to daddy, Werewolf EMTs! This week we're discussing the 1987 Clive Barker pleasure-meets-pain-meets-puzzles horror classic, "Hellraiser." Special topics of discussion include: Frank's bizarre accent and even more bizarre need to be wearing clothing at basically every moment, the California Raisins, rocks shaped like potatoes, super gory effects, Captain Lou Albano and what parts of a person's skin you'd really need to wear in order to pass for them. Do you like this movie? This is one where we'd particularly like to hear from you: tell us your thoughts on "Hellraiser" at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werebulance, on Twitter @werebulance or as always, at werewolfambulance.angelfire.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

50 episodes!! Thank you all so much for your support and your kind words that have encouraged us to do this! You are all amazing and we love you.  In this extra special episode, we are joined by our friend Mike Bukowski to discuss his pick, the 1988 remake of "The Blob." Special topics of discussion include: an update on #saviniwatch2k15, amazing special effects, how ice works, a harsh harsh world in which children get murdered on-screen, the sad killing of the handsome guy, a defense of Kevin Dillon and his indefensible hair and Mike's cool mom. Have you seen this movie? Do you like it? How do you think it stacks up against the original? You can tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode we take on our first remake, or meta-remake, or whatever you want to call it: the 2014 slasher "The Town That Dreaded Sundown." Special topics for your musing include: hatred of athletic sex, "Walker, Texas Ranger," refusing to take guff for "Gilmore Girls," better phantom reveals, better things you could watch on Netflix, better movies called "The Town That Dreaded Sundown," red herrings and confusing motivations.  What are your thoughts on this movie? What are your thoughts on the original? You can tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, don't forget to see what's new this week at werewolfambulance.angelfire.com! If you enjoyed this episode or any of our episodes, please take a moment to give us a rating on iTunes and/or tell a friend about us. Your support is what helps us grow--and thank you to all of you who have done this already! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode, we discuss last year's found footage/supernatural/technological horror film "Unfriended." Special topics of discussion include: what ever happened to Chunk and Horace, ineptitude with computers in general, cats doing backflips, clicking wildly, Chekhov's knife and the occasional shitting of one's pants. Oh, and teens--so much talk about teens. Have you seen this movie? What did you think? You can let us know on our Facebook page (Werewolf Ambulance), on Instagram (@werewolfambulance) or on Twitter (@werebulance).  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This episode could best be described as 1) how we earned our explicit rating on iTunes or 2) a "very long day" episode in which we go a little bit off-topic in describing the 1973 British-Italian psychological thriller "Don't Look Now" (and also make quite a few sound effects.) Special topics include: the magnetism of Sutherland, a takedown of the film "Antichrist" (again), Father Bartelucci, good old fashioned suspicion of everyone and everything, the oh-so-famous sex scene and quite possibly the best description of Channing Tatum ever uttered aloud. You're gonna love it. Have you seen "Don't Look Now"? Love it? Hate it? Also, tell us how you feel about Sutherland. Thank you Missy for suggesting this movie! Everyone, keep giving us your suggestions--we love to hear them. Get in touch at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance or Twitter @werebulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Well guys, we figured that if we were going to wait 46 whole episodes to do a werewolf film, it only made sense that we'd do one that is absolutely bonkers. With that, we bring you the 1981 Joe Dante film "The Howling." Special topics of consideration include: whether or not werewolves are sympathetic creatures, whether or not Tom Savini cares about us, Slim Pickens, Roller Coaster Tycoon as a film score, connections between lycanthropy & psychology and the tonguing of wounds. Have you seen "The Howling"? Do you love it? Do you agree that it is bonkers? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. This movie was suggested to us by a fantastic listener named Dylan, so please keep your suggestions coming--we love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs?! This week we're joined by our friend Sara this to discuss the 1968 classic "Rosemary's Baby." Special topics of discussion include: the pros and cons of joining a Satanic cult, vodka blush recipes, what exactly a "crepe hanger" is, the importance of literacy and R. Kelly vs. Roman Polanski in a gross-off for the ages. Have you seen this movie? Do you love it? If not, why not? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Oh, and don't forget about our new site, werewolfambulance.angelfire.com! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

First, some errors and omissions: In this episode, I say that you can't really see Tom Cruise's penis in "All the Right Moves" very well but after doing further research with the magic of online videos, you totally can. You can totally see his penis. Please accept my deepest apology for this error. Best,Katie Okay, onto the episode! This week we discuss the 1996 teen slasher "Scream." Special topics of consideration include: getting into One Direction, MMA puns, similarities to James Bond villains, the oldest high schoolers ever, disillusionment, a handful of Canadian jokes and most excitingly: our new Angelfire website! Visit it at werewolfambulance.angelfire.com. By the way, we also spoil some things in "Scream 2" so... we're sorry about that. Have you seen this movie? Where do you come down on it? Let us know--we love to hear from you. Get in touch at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance or Twitter @werebulance. Also, please keep recommending movies you'd like us to review! Werewolf

In this week's episode, we explore our darker and more primitive sides as we discuss the 2013 high-tension cannibal thriller "We Are What We Are." Special topics for your consideration include: the skillsets of country doctors, family drama, weird religion, Keanu Reeves, Allen's nightmare dungeon, eating a dog, eating a cat, eating a horse and of course, eating people. Have you seen this movie? What did you think? If you have seen the original Mexican film, how did you feel the remake held up? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode, we make an overdue foray into the '60s to discuss the absolutely bonkers 1967 Lon Chaney Jr. film "Spider Baby." Special topics for your consideration include: socially acceptable drunk driving, VERY VERY subtle references to "The Wolf Man," the weird dating lives of legal secretaries, tiptoeing into exploitation cinema and what it truly means to be pre-pre-natal. Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode, we discuss the 1981 classic shark film "Jawses" starring the beloved characters of 'Quimpt' and 'Richard Dreyfuss.' No, that's not true--we watched "The Last Shark" aka "Great White" aka "L'Ultimo Squalo," the Italian cover band version of that one really famous shark movie. Special topics include: the bizarre accents and even more bizarre death of Vic Morrow, how gubernatorial campaigns work, butcher conspiracies, sharks in reverse, the Giorgios and greatest scene we have viewed to this point in WWA history. Have you seen this movie? If not, you should really see this movie--it's free on YouTube! Then tell us what you thought of it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance or Twitter @werebulance. As always, we love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

What was that?? Was that something at the window?! Better grab a meat tenderizer and a board with some nails in it because this week, we're talking about the 2011 home invasion horror film "You're Next." Special topics for discussion include: mock turtlenecks, family dynamics, where Allen does or does not hide weapons in his home, the Michael Myers effect, a variety of other home invasion films and favorite real-life murderous rage soundtracks.   Sorry this one's a little long, EMTs, but we had so much to say about this movie! What did you think of it? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. As always, we love to hear from you.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we get angry about the level of effort put into (or more accurately, not put into) the 5th installment in the "Leprechaun" franchise, the 2000 film "Leprechaun in the Hood." Did anyone give any shit about this movie at all? It does not appear so. Special topics of discussion include: Tyler Perry characters, Ice-T's acting chops, positive rap, spending gold instead of money, and what in the world was actually happening with Coolio??  Werewolf EMTs, how could you do this to us? We know that technically it's our fault but we're blaming you anyway. What did you think of this movie? If you enjoyed it, tell us why! We sincerely want to know. Get in touch at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram@werewolfambulance and Twitter @werebulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.