Werewolf Ambulance

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In this week's episode, we are back to the well of a franchise that we both love and have not visited for way too long. It's the 5th installment in the Paranormal Activity series, "The Marked Ones". Special topics for your consideration include: a bit of cultural confusion, spinsters just trying to live their goddamn lives, why we should really stop skipping movies in the series at random, spinning sign guys, and racks for days. We've covered the first three Paranormal Activity movies, albeit out of order (doi). They are Episodes 83, 296, and 430. Our links page isn't working right now so I can't copy and paste, but you can go to www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance and join us there for about a million action movies, an entire series of the British crime drama "Line of Duty" rewatch, and this month's episode which will be "Police Story 3." Michelle Yeoh forever, baby.

In this week's episode, we are wrapping up our Kristy Swanson Rock block with the 1986 Wes Craven film "Deadly Friend". Special topics for your consideration include: MAGA SINCE 1969 BABY, old ass teen professors, the dangers of ignoring child abuse, Wes Craven's take on necessary gore, and probably one of the best kills we've ever seen on this show. We've done so many Wes Craven sounds that I can't be arsed to list them all here, maybe just try Episode 493- "Shocker." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! It's Michelle Yeoh month AND we just finished our first series of our "Line of Duty" podcast entitled "Nice One, Mate." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagra

In this week's episode, we are discussing a pick from our favorite listeners on the Discord, the 1991 AC/DC-less film "Highway to Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: the other Lowe brother, making a copy of a copy of Johnny Depp, the appearances of children because we're classy like that, the very fine Stiller family, and a big divergence in the ratings phase. Genuinely this movie can be compared to no others, for better or for worse. Go listen to Epispde 17- "Return of the Living Dead" and Episode 339- "Return of the Return of the Dead" in which we gave the movie a second shot. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! It's Michelle Yeoh month AND we just finished our first series of our "Line of Duty" podcast entitled "Nice One, Mate." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to

In this week's episode, we are talking about the 2025 reimagining of the Wolfman, a subject that you think it would be hard to fuck up! From the mind that brought you Insidious or whatever, here you go. Special topics for your consideration include: daddy issues, a combination of boredom amd disdain from people actually involved in the project, getting very upset at spiders, and whether or not this child actually *has* ESP?? Oof. Go watch the film from Episode 217- "The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf" instead, you can thank me later. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! You can vote on this month's movie now and, bonus, our third podcast,"Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 has dropped!  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/we

Join us as we embark on this journey to share our love of a wonderfully bananas British Police drama, Line of Duty. In this inaugural episode we get to know our main characters, spoil futures season, and have a good time making fun of somethings we very much love.  We'll be back to horror movies next. Hope you enjoy this little sidequest. 

And this week's episode, we are discussing the third installation in this series, the 2025 zombie film 28 weeks later. Special topics for your consideration include; rite of passage for children, zombie body shaming, the inexplicable will to live, mom problems, and some really good gore. We have covered the first two movies in the series and hey look! We did them in order. They are Episode 101 and Episode 553 respectively. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes omcludonf this month's episode "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective," and bonus, our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 drops soon! Get in now to vote for our next movie. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instag

WE'RE BACK BABIES!

Hey yinz, we are taking another week off to deal with *waves arms at the world* we'll be back soon with a new episode, but until then, please enjoy this batshit episode. It's a classic for a reason. 

Hey guys, we are going to be taking a little bit of time to deal with some life stuff. We know it's been a lot lately and we also think that bluer skies are ahead. Thanks for sticking with us. Love yinz. 

Hey, first things first: catch us tomorrow as guest hosts on the God Awful Movies podcast! It's a Neil Breen movie which, as it turns out, means that it is BATSHIT. In this week's episode, we're joined by a fan favorite guest (everyone's cousin Vicky) to discuss her pick, the 1999 blockbuster "The Mummy." You're gonna love it. Have we done the OG 1932 film? Of COURSE we have! It's Episode 207 and features another absolutely delightful guest. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes including this month's leader in the pills, "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective." And, bonus! Our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 drops soon!  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewol

In this week's episode, we are taking a break from all of the hype and drama of new horror cinema with the 1975 star-studded film, "The Devil's Rain." Special topics for your consideration include: having only two paces to your movie and having them both be unbearable, leaving your servant to die, butthole eyes, and an incredible transformation. And weirdly, a baby John Travolta? This movie is batshit insane and for some reason made me think of Episode 370- "Burnt Offerings." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and bonus, our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 drops soon! Get in now to vote for our next movie. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfa

Happy New Year, EMTs! We hope you all made it through the holiday season as intact as possible. Now, normally we'd be covering a New Year's rom-com with Vicky, but she has written a persuasive essay on why we should cover something else so be on alert for that! In the meantime, enjoy our episode on the second half of the Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein."  We covered the first half two episodes ago in #543. Yes, it has been nearly a month. Yes, we are bad at this. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and three episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Get in now to vote for our next movie! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you f

Happy holidays EMTs! Would you like to spend them with a creepy clown committing grisly crimes? Great news, we have you covered. This week we are talking about "Terrifier 3," a hell of a Christmas movie. Special topics for you consideration include: podcasts that are actually worse than ours, rough acting, credit card swipes, so many hot dogs on the outside, and finding a yum that even we truly must yuck.  We've covered the whole damn series: Episode 197 is the OG, and Episode 497 is the sequel.  the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and three episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Get in now to vote for our next movie! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Ins

Is the 2025 Guillermo del Toro "Frankenstein" actually just one film? Yes. Is it way too long? Also yes! That's why this week we're discussing the first part, Victor's Tale. Special topics for your consideration include: a romance hack (have you tried being super tall?), another romance hack (have you tried being hunky hunky Oscar Isaac?), bad dads begetting bad dads, jaunty hats, and the undeniable beauty of a GDT film. Do you like the Frankenstein lore? You might enjoy Episode 94- "Bride of Frankenstein" or, just for fun, Episode 516- "Lisa Frankenstein" or Episode 518- "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein." the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and two episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" This month we're talking the 2012 film "Dredd" with the next episode of "NOM!" dropping very soon! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.tee

We'll be back next week with the first half of Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein" and we'll see yinz then.

Finger on the pulse, babies! Well, sorta. This week we're talking about the new 2025 film "Weapons." Special topics for your consideration include: personalized reactions to scares, the importance of locking one's car doors, Josh Brolin: Funko edition, tragedy hot dogs, and of course ACAB. We covered Zach Cregger's first film, "Barbarian," in Episode 403. the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and two episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" This month we're talking the 2012 film "Dredd." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at fa

Oh boy. Oh brother. This week we're discussing the fifth and (allegedly) final installment of a franchise we loved for the most part-- 2025's "Hell House LLC: Lineage." YOWZA. Special topics for your consideration include: extreme confusion about the timelines, names, connections, and motivations of practically every character, some direct and unsolicited advice for COGNETTI, college football history, Pepe Silvia, and our final (allegedly) adoration of Paul's Song (an eternal bop). We covered the first three films in Episodes 254, 256, and 258, plus "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor" in Episode 452. Hey, that's all five movies in order!! Congratulate us. the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and two episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best p

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1990 directorial debut of my neighbor and yours but mostly mine, Tom Savini, with the 1990 remake of "Night of the Living Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: making Barbara a badass, yinzer cosplay, the prevalence of taxidermy in certain geographical reasons, an ode to Tony Todd, and our favorite Pittsburgh boys George and Tom. We'll never cover the OG, but we did the sequel in this franchise last week and the Zack Snyder remake of it way back in Episode 173. the regular lineup of links!   You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one, it's "urban discipline" month! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Insta

No new episode this week, babies-- I needed a bit of a break. You know how it goes. Instead, enjoy this Patreon episode about one of our favorite Ahhhnold classics: the 1987 dystopia action film "The Running Man." We'll see you next week!