Werewolf Ambulance

In this week's very special episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we put our usual potty mouths on hold and behaved in a very passably kid-friendly way to discuss the 2009 film "Coraline." Special topics include: what two childless people think that children probably like, these same childless people offering advice to children because we are exactly the kind of people from whom you would want your children to take advice, our amazement at the beauty of stop motion animation, jokes from the internet, drinking because of office jobs and the actual distressing scenes in this children's movie. Have you seen this movie? Do you/your kids like it? Tell us what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Also, feel free to email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and you might hear yourself on a future edition of "Mailbag!" Please also check out this week's sponsors Cryptocurium (http://www.cryptocurium.com) and Seventh Church Ministries (https://seventhchurchmini

Well, we had to do it sometime. In this week's episode we're discussing the 2004 granddaddy of grisly 'what would you do?' movies, "Saw." Special topics for you to consider include: several people who are wonderful but specifically Danny Glover and reggae fusion artist Shaggy, terrible parenting, possible career paths that Jigsaw could have explored, bad accents, whether or not "Saw" is actually just kind of a bunko "Se7en," things that could have gone wrong that would have foiled this entire film's plot and the return of "Mailbag!" What are your thoughts on "Saw"? Did you like it? Did you like any of the sequels? Are you secretly (or not-so-secretly) a huge fan of yuck-out torture horror? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and maybe you'll hear your message on a future edition of "Mailbag!" Please also check out our awesome-as-always sponsor, Cryptocurium! You can find them at cryptocu

This week we're joined by our pal Justin Gray to discuss his pick, the 1987 action/sci-fi/horror(??) favorite "Predator." Special topics for your consideration include: gubernatorial candidates we would get behind from the cast of this movie, whether or not there is actually a plot to "Predator", very uncomfortable jokes, terrible impressions, the 12-year-old-boy vibe and of course, GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!! This episode also marks the introduction of a new segment on Werewolf Ambulance, "Mailbag!"  You've definitely seen "Predator." Do you agree with our assessments? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. Also consider emailing us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and maybe you'll hear yourself on a future "Mailbag!"  Also, big thanks to Justin (@build.to.burn) for joining us and also to this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium! Check them out at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror and get cool horror gear de

This week we're tackling our very first John Carpenter film-- the second installment in the 'Apocalypse Trilogy' from 1987, "Prince of Darkness." Special topics for you to consider include: the types of things that might appear on Carpenter's rider, how quantum physics actually work and whether or not they were considered in the making of this film, 80's fashion and the unflattering look of so many slacks, how far a good mustache can take a man in his life, Satan and also Big Satan, and Y2K.  Have you seen this movie? Where does it rank for you on the Carpenter favorites scale? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. This movie was suggested by a lovely listener, so if you have a movie you'd like to hear us discuss, let us know! Please also visit our totally excellent sponsor Cryptocurium to sign up for their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and get ready to receive amazing stuff in your mailbox every month.

In this week's episode, we reveal just how shamefully little we know about the entire country of New Zealand when we discuss the 2014 film "Housebound." Topics of discussion include: ghost hunters in real life, budget toys, crossovers between the 1980s and juggalos, the disgusting concept of putting one's fingers into a stranger's mouth and some mashups of the "Rocky" theme. Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You guys are the best, we love to hear from you.  Please also visit our rad sponsor, Cryptocurium Custom Creations at cryptocurium.com. Sign up for their Parcel of Terror and get amazing stuff in your mailbox every month without fail.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we're discussing one of the classics of the "evil child" genre, the 1976 film "The Omen." Special topics for your consideration include: a defense of Tonya Harding, wanting to have a child but not necessarily to pay attention to the child, the most effective ways to inform someone that their child is the Antichrist, why Allen doesn't act and a potential new 'Flintstones' character. We hope you liked this episode! If you did, please tell a friend and also let us know your thoughts on the episode, the movie, or whatever you want to talk about at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Please also check out our excellent sponsor Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. We are legitimately so excited to get this box every month and we know you will be too. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

You guys, this episode is for us. We hope you like it. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week. You can find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie (usually!) comedy podcast. 

It's a special guestisode week, EMTs! This week we're joined by our friend Colleen to discuss her pick, the 2012 Indonesian thriller "Ritual (Modus Anomali)." Special topics for your careful consideration include: learning how to Dougie, puns and brain damage, what Indonesian people must think about Americans, awkward family interactions, the consistency of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," Muay Thai Day and the use of cornflakes in fights. Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. If you like this episode, could you please tell a friend? And if you reaaaally liked it, consider rating and reviewing us on iTunes. Thank you sincerely, as always, for helping us grow. Please also check out this week's sponsor Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up to receive the highly excellent Parcel of Terror in your mailbox monthly. You're gonna love it. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy p

This week we're returning to our collective pool of rage to discuss the 2015 previously unheard-of Nicolas Cage film "Pay the Ghost." Why was is previously unheard of? Because it is bad. It is very bad. Special topics of conversation include: way too much discussion of the anatomy of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, mushing a bunch of movies together, all of the financial woes of one Nicolas Cage, what happens when a person who doesn't really like horror movies tries to make a horror movie, pretty German ladies and LORIIIIII! We sort of feel like it's a dumb question to ask you if you've seen this one--of course you haven't, why would you? More importantly, why did we??-- but on the off chance you Netflix'd into it...what do you think of it? If not, what's your favorite Nic Cage role? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Please also visit this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for their Parcel of Terror.

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Well, now you can do it on a budget with the Arby's 5 for $5! There's no better deal in fast food. Seriously though, have you seen "The Witch" yet? If not, don't listen to this episode. Don't do it to yourself, because we super-spoil it. For those of you who have seen it, some special topics of consideration include: how humor is created (repeating a joke ad infinitum is probably the best way), starting a cult of Werewolf Ambulance, more beatboxing, people being confounded by both pop culture and the endless annoyances of having to see a movie in public with other humans, and SPOILERS, you guys, spoilers, we don't wanna hear about it, we warned you! Did you see "The Witch"? What did you think? Let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also consider leaving us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us grow and also touches us deeply when we read them. Seriously. Please also visit our sponsor Cryptocurium

Man oh man, what a movie we have for you this week: we're discussing the completely bananas Lucio Fulci 1981 film "The Beyond." Special topics of conversation include: an awful lot of eye trauma, Nana's favorite ethnic joke, Joe the Plumber and his political aspirations, death by spider, the possibility of watching this movie on mute and terrible, terrible guide dogs.  Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Do you have the answers to any of the "why??" questions we posed in this episode? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.  While you're on the internet, you should head over to cryptocurium.com to sign up to receive their monthly subscription box called The Parcel of Terror. You're going to love it.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

This week we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2013 high school horror film "All Cheerleaders Die," which is currently available on Netflix streaming if you've not yet seen it, and you should really see it before you listen to this episode. Special topics for discussion include: the fact that high school is still the worst, whether or not people have actual abs, the impracticality of pleather, bizarre love triangles, wishing for a Pumpkinhead, hilariously falling into animal traps, freezerboxes and feeling very strange and conflicted about this movie. Have you see this one? What do you think? Did you feel as weirdly up and down as we did? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you liked this episode, tell a friend! Help us grow our Werewolf Ambulance universe! Please also visit our sponsor at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror, the absolute best monthly subscription box money can buy. You're gonna love it. Werewo

In this week's episode, we're joined by our friend Allison to discuss her pick, the 2007 vampire film "30 Days of Night." Special topics to consider include: misconceptions about who is actually in this movie, the plot of the film "Pearl Harbor," Oreos and their myriad of flavors, the healing powers of alcohol, uncomfortably watching this movie on a plane, the concept of actually living in Alaska (apologies to our Alaskan listeners, you are tougher than we are by about a million) and THE UTILIDOR: what in the world is it?? Please check out the comedy of our guest Allison on Twitter @allistillo and on iTunes with the hilarious album "Forever 32." Don't forget to show this week's sponsor some love too! Get over to cryptocurium.com and sign up for the Parcel of Terror, their incredible handmade monthly subscription box. You will not regret it. Have you seen this movie? What are your thoughts? Do you prefer a velvet-trousered vampire or an animalistic one? Please tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Inst

What would you do if you had all the money you could ever dream of? If you answered "build an insane and impractical house made entirely of glass and then capture ghosts that represent the Black Zodiac and store them in the basement of said house," then boy, do we have a movie for you! This week we're finding as many things to discuss as possible that are not our movie of the week, the 2001 supernatural horror film "Thir13en Ghosts." Special topics for your consideration include: the undeniable acting chops of Antonio from "Wings" (the ever-delightful Tony Shaloub), our reluctance to do research for any reason, not really caring about your kids, a treatise in defense of Matthew Lillard, not even being able to smile convincingly, and we are also introducing a new and surprising sponsor to this week's show!Speaking of sponsors, please visit our friends Cryptocurium at cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. You won't be sorry you did. Have you seen this movie? Are y

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 Canadian-American horror anthology film "Trick 'r Treat." Special topics of consideration include: the most wonderful time of the year (Halloween, obviously) and all the joys that go along with it, such as homemade costumery and CANDY, a variety of comic book movies, whether or not Charlie Brown is actually an asshole, more child murders (so many child murders!!) and a little Tim Curry for you, because we love you and you deserve it. Did you like this movie? Tell us about it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We'd love to hear from you. Speaking of, our sponsor for this week's episode would love to hear from you at cryptocurium.com when you sign up for their monthly subscription box, The Parcel of Terror. You won't regret it, trust us. Hey guys, thanks so much for your continued support of this podcast. You are all truly the best.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

In this week's episode, we get deep into some dream logic with the dream-like 1979 horror film "Phantasm." Special topics of conversation include: whether or not anyone can pull off Reggie Bannister's hair, being "Phantasm-good" at acting, trying out one's new peeper, the lack of work on the part of the folks who came up with the He-Man characters' names and asking a lot of questions that begin with "but why...?" If you're a new listener and you like what you hear, tell your friends! Please also tell us your thoughts on this movie, this episode, Jody's acting chops or whatever's on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance.  Please also visit our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at cryptocurium.com to check out the Parcel of Terror, an amazing monthly mail subscription box full of cool stuff. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode (a temporary deviation from our Year of Rage campaign) we are joined by our friend Jason to discuss his favorite movie, the 1979 Ridley Scott scifi horror classic "Alien." Special topics for your consideration include: liking vs. disliking space as a concept, writing a new movie called "Star Beast", quadruplet cats, amazing practical effects, jerking it to breakfast, the best movie monsters ever created and Jason's "Alien" fanaticism. Let us know what you think about this movie, this episode, any other movie you'd like us to discuss or whatever else may be on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We love to hear from you guys! Please also check out Jason's work at cryptocurium.com, where you can sign up for the monthly subscription box called the Parcel of Terror and have amazing horror paraphernalia delivered to your door and into your heart.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we're continuing with 2016: The Year of Rage with a discussion of a #1 box office gold movie, the star-studded (?) ghost story "The Haunting" from 1999. Special topics for your consideration include: the haircut known as a "butt cut", this ridiculous script, more IRB issues with psychological studies, 1999 CGI: wet, the majesty of Shirley Jackson, being victorious or being Virginia Madsen, what the fuck Liam Neeson is doing in this movie and "Speed 2: Cruise Control." Special thanks to Richard Duggan at screenmonsters.com and the Chewing the Scenery podcast for the amazing t-shirts! If you like our podcast, check them out as well.  Another special thanks to Cryptocurium for sponsoring this episode. Check out their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up immediately or we assure you, you will regret it (because it's full of great stuff, not because we are going to come to your house and hurt you or anything. Probably.) You can find us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @were

Happy new year, EMTs! We hope you are going to have a wonderful 2016 and would like to kick it off with a recent found footage horror film, "The Taking of Deborah Logan" from 2014. In this episode, we discuss some very important issues such as what it actually takes to become a doctor, robo-tripping and accidental whip-its, elder abuse, being a snake person and what that actually means for you, deserving to watch someone's death, and telling a snake to go fuck itself.     Thank you as always for listening! Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? What do you think of the found footage genre in general? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, If you have a moment, a really killer gift you could give us would be rating/reviewing us on iTunes. It helps us reach more people and grow the podcast, and we're super appreciative of you taking the time. Please also check out the wares of our great sponsor, Cryptocurium and their Parcel

You guys, 2015 was an amazing year. We had a great time doing this podcast and interacting with all of you and building our little Werewolf Ambulance community. That's why it's super weird that, conversely, we decided to cap off this wonderful year with one of the worst stinkers that has ever crossed our path: the 2003 supernatural horror film "Darkness Falls."  Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not we are actually sorry for having you watch this movie, a review of our notes which primarily read "this is so dumb," saying people's names over and over and over, a little Kurt Russell sidebar, the phrase "tooth fairy super strong Duane 'the Rock' Johnson" and a long discussion of teeth, losing teeth and being compensated for losing teeth. Have you seen this one? Are you mad at us? Please say you're not mad at us. Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, please feel free to suggest movies for us to cover! We always love