Werewolf Ambulance

In this week's episode, we are joined by our friend Josh to discuss the 1986 cult classic "Neon Maniacs." This episode produces more questions than it does answers, such as...what is a Neon Maniac? Where did they come from? Why do they live near the ocean if water will kill them? What do they talk about during the day?... and so on, and so forth. Other important topics include: Benjamin Button disease, possible repercussions for disrespecting 80's movie punks and yet another glimpse into the world of ineptitude that is being a cop in a horror movie.  If you like Josh as much as we do, check out his podcast "The Ungodly Warlocks" and his blog http://lendmeyoursteelbearinghand.blogspot.com/ As always, you can find us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance and Twitter @werebulance. Let us know what you thought of this movie! Did you think it was nutbar as well? What other movies would you like to see on Werewolf Ambulance?

EMTs, do us a favor. Plop yourself in front of a mirror and repeat five times: "Werewolf Ambulance.... Werewolf Ambulance..." and wait for us to show up because we are talking about the 1992 thriller "Candyman" this week! Special topics for your consideration include: Tom Savini Thigh Watch 2k15 (please use the hashtag #saviniwatch2k15), smoking, the return of bugs in toilets, more smoking, an unexpected appearance from Benjamin Franklin, big projects in academia, Bloody Mary vs. the Pig Woman, BEES, and finally more smoking. Ohh, delicious smoking.  Hey, a special thanks to Fright Hype/Crypt TV for the shoutout on their episode. Check them out at facebook.com/CryptTV. You can find us on the internet too-- facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance and Instagram @werewolfambulance. Let us know what you thought about this film and as always, please send us your recommendations...we love to hear from you guys!

Light as a feather, stiff as a board: it's time to talk about the 1996 witchcraft thriller "The Craft." Topics of importance include attempts to contact rock legends via a ouija board, the age range of people who can play high school students, Fairuza Balk being turned up to 11, an unhealthy enjoyment of smoking and the fact that maaaaybe juggalos aren't so bad.  We know a lot of you love this movie--tell us all about it on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, or on Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also keep your recommendations coming! We always love to hear from you. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror comedy podcast.   

By popular demand, we are digging into the seventh installment of the "Friday the 13th" series, "The New Blood." This 1988 slasher has it all: kicky boots and cheap pearls, weird psychiatry, Patrick Swayze's hair, corpses that relocate regularly, telekinetic battles and the unofficial King of the Horror Con: Kane Hodder.  Did you like this movie? If so, did you like it for any reasons other than cool skeletal Jason? We'd love to hear from you! Get in touch with us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. This was a listener-recommended film and we love doing those. Let us know what you'd like to hear as well! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode about the 2006 teen slasher "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," we manage to talk about pretty much every other movie we could think of that wasn't "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane" including but not limited to: "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "Antichrist," "The Craft," "Hellraiser," and "Friday the 13th." Does that mean we weren't so into Mandy Lane? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out! What did you think about this movie? As always, we love to hear from you. Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This week we are joined by our friend Kelly to discuss her pick, the 1997 horror-comedy film "Office Killer." Things to consider: the pleasures of email and murder, being either Molly Ringwald or Jeanne Tripplehorn as a personality test, Windexing the inside of a body and uncomfortably using the word "sidepiece." Have you seen this movie? Did you like it? As always, we love to hear what you think. Get in touch with us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @werewolfambulance.   Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we break down the 1985 sci-fi horror comedy "Re-Animator." Special topics for your consideration include the fine acting of Freddie Prinze Jr., the science of reanimation, sad-looking cats, boobs, peeps, upper body day and the coolest job ever.  What did you think about this movie? As always, we love to hear from you. Get in touch: facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance and Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode we get deep into the Chucky mythos with the sequel "Child's Play 2" with such questions as "why does he need Andy?" and "is this what voodoo is?" Turns out that maybe we should have also watched the first "Child's Play" after all. Other important topics include barren wombs, shitty foster dads, sticking toys up one's butt, OSHA violations and very important Hummel figures.  Did you love this movie as much as we did? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. As always, we love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

We're revisiting our old friend Brian DePalma in this week's episode as we discuss the 1973 cult classic "Sisters." Special topics for your consideration include being French-Canadian, split screens, "Young Frankenstein," the dangers of women working hard at their careers, having "sessions" and what to do with a superfluous birthday cake. Have you seen this movie? Did you think it was completely nutbar? Let us know what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram at @werewolfambulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie podcast. 

Attention: we are going to spoil the hell out of this current-run movie, so please go see it first if you care about that kind of thing. In this episode, we review the new movie "It Follows," covering such important topics as Eminem, life in the suburbs, Christianity, ideas that kids have, good boobs vs bad boobs and "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" for some reason. Please let us know what you think of this movie! Did it stand up to the hype for you? You can let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter @werebulance and instagram @werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Guys, we definitely lost our minds a little over this one: we are joined this week by our friend Amanda to discuss the bizarre world that is the 1981 film, "The Pit." In this episode we get deep into the weird science and weird sex stuff of a 12-year old boy, his talking teddy bear, a hole full of trolls and a sexy psychology student. That's really what this movie is about. Other topics of conversation include corn fetishes, shitty "Peter & the Wolf," big glasses fetishes, mommy issues, book fetishes, bizarre sound design and...like 40 other fetishes. It is seriously madness. If you haven't seen this movie, you need to see it! It's all over YouTube and it caused our brains to leak out our ears.  You can get this episode at werewolfambulance.libsyn.com or on iTunes. As always, we love to hear from you. Have you seen "The Pit"? What did you think of it?

Please join us on a very special "vision quest" episode of Werewolf Ambulance in which we got drunk and watched the 2012 Irish horror comedy "Grabbers." Special topics of nonsense that we cover this week include: Dom DeLuise, "talking about Ireland", that 'Sherlock' episode "Humina Ha-Ha", drunks cops and the unending horrors of the ocean. Please accept Katie's most heartfelt apologies for saying nothing useful and also for burping and making excessive sound effects in this episode.  Did you see "Grabbers"? What did you think? As always, we'd love to hear your thoughts and if you liked this episode, please tell a friend!

...witch....witch....witch...! In this episode, we get deep into the madness of the 1977 Dario Argento film "Suspiria", including the question of whether it is more insane than "Alucarda" (if you've not listened to that episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we implore you to watch that movie and check out the episode.) We'd love to hear from you about your thoughts on either/both movies at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram @werewolfambulance Other important topics of discussion in this episode include prog rock soundtracks (..witch!), dream logic, hidden images, ADR-ed lines and tiny baby heads. We also say the word "giallo" approximately 400 times, so get ready for that! Did you like this episode? Please tell a friend--that's how we'll get more Werewolf EMTs on board with us. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Continuing our recent run of 1980s horror films, this week we're discussing the 1985 vampire-next-door classic "Fright Night." In this episode, we discover a few surprising things about ourselves such as Katie's massive crush on Prince Humperdink and Allen's revelation that he probably isn't Charley Brewster. We also discuss important topics like Marcy Darcy, film theory that involves "Monster Squad" and of course, vampire weiners! As always, we love to hear your feedback! Get at us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance and instagram @werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode we are discussing the 1982 George Romero/Stephen King horror anthology "Creepshow." Special topics of consideration include: the majesty of Adrienne Barbeau, how VCRs actually work, many famous personalities from Pittsburgh, the "Stephen King bumpkin sensibilities" and extreme discomfort with dancing. Do you like "Creepshow"? What about horror comedy/horror comics in general? We'd love to hear from you! Get in touch with us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter at twitter.com/werebulance and Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

We're joined by our friend Tobin this week to discuss the 2012 horror film about extreme body modification surgeries, "American Mary." This episode of Werewolf Ambulance finds us debating the great topics of our time: places into your body in which you can inject things, how very strange twins are, the jocks of the medical world, the whole "Betty Boop thing" and very bad tattoos. As always, we love to hear from you! Let us know what you thought about this episode and if you liked it, please tell a friend. You can get at us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram username werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.     

Warning: if "Kill List" is a movie you've not yet seen but want to see at some point, you should definitely watch it before you listen.  In this episode, we attempt to deconstruct the cryptic plot of the 2011 British crime thriller "Kill List" and discuss the finer points of marital strife, strong pro-hunting stances, extremely brutal scenes, the Vice President of the United States of America Joseph R. Biden and what really scares us. This episode also sets the current Werewolf Ambulance record for deep deep sighs. If you like this episode, please tell a friend! We'd also love to hear from you: what did you think of this movie or this episode? What movies would you like us to discuss? Get in touch with us on facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, or on twitter at twitter.com/werebulance, or on instagram, username werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this very special episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we are celebrating Women in Horror month by first discussing the 1982 cult slasher film "Slumber Party Massacre," which was written, directed and produced by women.  Topics include Sylvester Stallone's vacant look, being able to do a layup, the portability of power tools, 'Roger Corman' as a verb and excitingly, in a new Werewolf Ambulance feature: the titty bell! Afterwards, we have a conversation with Kelly Morr, writer and producer of the indie horror movie "Other Halves" about making an indie film, the production process and what "Other Halves" is all about.  If you like this episode, please tell a friend! And as always, we'd love to hear from you about what you thought of this movie or this episode, or movies you'd like to discuss. You can also talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram.com/werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this episode, we get deep into the hilarity and weirdness of the 1985 Dan O'Bannon zombie horror comedy "Return of the Living Dead." Special topics of discussion include split dogs, ultimate 80's movie punks and their given names, perfect soundtracks, who should and should not carry a gun at work, intelligent zombies and DEAR GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH LINNEA QUIGLEY'S VAGINA?!  If you like this episode, please tell a friend! You can also rate and review us on iTunes and if you just can't get enough of us, like us on Facebook and follow us on Instagram and Twitter. As always, we love to hear your feedback! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we discuss the 2013 supernatural horror film "Oculus." Important topics to consider include: actors that we know from television series of the 1990s, psychological traumas, modern American horror, the age-old "wig or no wig?" question and everything Allen knows about professional wrestling.  If you like this episode, please tell a friend! And as always, we'd love to hear from you about what you thought about this movie or this episode or whatever you'd like to discuss in the realm of horror. Talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram.com/werewolfambulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.