Off Chances

BOUNTY HUNTING - JANUARY 2011 - Cooked by The Lady Speedstick Oh, what foods these morsels be! Dorothy Ashby - Joyful Grass & Grape Animal Collective - Taste The Beach Boys - Vegetables Nina Simone - I Want a Little Sugar In My Bowl Sam Cooke - Sugar Dumpling Guided By Voice - A Salty Salute Lyn Taitt - Soul Food CAN - Spoon Bei Bei & Shawn Lee - Whiskey Waltz The Carrie Nations - Candyman L7 - Bitter Wine Cibo Matto - Apple Kylie Minogue - Chocolate Bastardgeist - Cabbageheads Brian Eno & David Byrne - Very, Very Hungry Kate Bush - Eat the Music M.I.A. - Mango Pickle Down River (w/ The Wilcannia Mob) Health - Eat Flesh (Baron Von Luxxury Rmx) Black Devil Disco Club - With Honey Cream Fagget Fairys - Feed the Horse The Amps - Empty Glasses The Jesus and Mary Chain - Taste of Cindy Shuggie Otis - Strawberry Letter 23 Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl    

Thighs and Whispers -- Mixed by John Twatters -- December 2010 Maxi-Gay disco jams dramatically ripped out of their vinyl closets for the digital diva deep inside you! Eddie Kendricks - Girl You Need A Change Of Mind Ashford & Simpson - Stay Free Le Pampelmousse - Le Spank Martin Circus - Disco Circus (Francois K remix) Sylvester - I Need You (Dim's Maxi Disco Blend) Jimmy Ross - Fall In To A Trance Boys Town Gang - Cruisin' The Streets Theo Vaness - I'm A Bad Bad Boy Machine - There But For The Grace Of God Go I Bette Midler - My Knight In Black Leather Sarah Dash - Sinner Man Grace Jones - On Your Knees Loleatta Holloway - We're Getting Stronger (Walter Gibbons 12" Mix)

Dramatic Winters, an Off Chances Mix by Erik Roldan Diamond Rings - Play By Heart Zola Jesus - Sea Talk The Hundred in the Hands - GHOSTS The Golden Filter - Hide Me High Places - The Longest Shadows Holy Ghost! - I Know Hear El Perro Del Mar - Inner Island (The Hood Internet Remix) Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Round and Round DVAS - Society (The Hood Internet Remix feat. Kid Static) Maximum Balloon - Tiger Faux Pas - Chasing Waterfalls The Drums - It Will All End in Tears Nobunny - I Was On (The Bozo Show) Marina and the Diamonds - Obsessions SALEM - Brustreet       

We Are Coming Out- October 2010- Mix by DJ Baby Sloth Primary 1- The Blues (ft. Nina Persson) Darkstar- Gold Toro Y Moi- Blessa The Radio Dept.- Heaven's On Fire (Lo-Fi-Fnk Remix) Le Loup- We Are Gods! We Are Wolves! Glasser- Home jj- My Love HEALTH- Before Tigers (CFCF Remix) Taken By Trees- Anna Museum of Bellas Arts- Who Do You Love Washed Out- You'll See It (Small Black Remix) Delorean- Real Love Miami Horror- Echoplex Yeasayer- 2080 David Byrne and Brian Eno- Strange Overtones Johnny Boy- You Are The Generation That Bought More Shoes And You Get What You Deserve Broadcast- Black Cat Bobby Birdman- Victory At Sea (E*Rock Remix) Love Is All- Felt Tip

CHANCES CLASSIX, VOLUME ONE SELECTED BY TEAM CHANCES MIXED BY JOHN TWATTERS 1. ROBIN S - SHOW ME LOVE 2. INNER CITY - GOOD LIFE 3. CLASSIXX - I'LL GET YOU (FT. JEPPE) 4. CYNDI LAUPER - INTO THE NIGHTLIFE 5. THE GOSSIP - HEAVY CROSS 6. MARIAH CAREY - TOUCH MY BODY 7. AALIYAH - ROCK THE BOAT 8. THE POINTER SISTERS - AUTOMATIC 9. THE BREEDERS - CANNONBALL 10. CHERYL LYNN - GOT TO BE REAL 11. EARTHA KITT - WHERE IS MY MAN? 12. CSS - MOVE 13. BLACK BOX - EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY (LE FREAK MIX) 14. DANIEL DIAMOND - CHAMPU 15. LOOSE JOINTS - TELL YOU TODAY (ALLEZ-ALLEZ EDIT) 16. KID SISTER - RIGHT HAND HI 17. MARY J. BLIGE - BE WITHOUT YOU (MOTO BLANCO REMIX) 18. KELLY ROWLAND w/DAVID GUETTA - WHEN LOVE TAKES OVER 19. FLEETWOOD MAC - EVERYWHERE        

BLESS THIS MESS - AUGUST 2010 - A MIX BY LADY MISS NAVY PIER 1. Telephoned - Can't Believe It 2. Illusion - Kylie Minogue 3. Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Round And Round 4. Duran Duran - Ordinary World 5. A Guy Called Gerald - Voodoo Ray (Gerald's Rham On Acid Mix) 6. Washed Out - Feel It All Around 7. Alexis - Like The Devil 8. Laura Branigan - Self Control 9. Tensnake - Coma Cat 10. H.U.N.X - Can A Man Hear Me 11. MNDR - I Go Away 12. Shakespear's Sister - Stay 13. Mick Karn - Sensitive 14. Siouxsie And The Banshess - Red Light 15. Geneva Jacuzzi - Do I Sad 16. Eighth Wonder - I Am Not Scared 17. Depeche Mode - But Not Tonight 18. Marianne Faithfull - Witches' Song

5 SONG SETS - JULY 2010 - MIXED BY BUTCH CASSIDY a few covers, a few classics, nothing too difficult, loud at times, sometimes soft. Mr Little Jeans – Single Ladies Erasure – You surround me Keepaway – 100 MIA – stepping up Kid sister – daydreaming Foals – Miami Night Gallery – Constant Struggle New Order – Blue Monday Totally Enormous Dinosaurs – Garden Robyn – Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart Beck + Bat for Lashes – Let’s Get Lost Chad Valley – Shapeless Alex Winston – Pull My Heart Away Wolf Gang – Back to Back Depeche Mode – Get the Balance Right The Dream – Yamaha Treasure – Canada Stromae – Alor An Danse Serani – No Games Tracy Chapman – Fast Car

  EMOTIONAL WEATHER NO. 2 - FOR OFF CHANCES, BY NINA RAMONE mildly brooding mostly wistful jams for summer rains. props to future islands for playing before chances at the hideout last weekend! also featuring second appearance of cocteau twins' "orange appled" on an o.c. mix. gayz!  Crystal Stilts - Love is a Wave The Breeders - Divine Hammer Fleetwood Mac - Seven Wonders Jorge Ben - Errare Humanum Est Cluster - Rosa Blonde Redhead - This is Not The Psychedelic Furs - Love My Way Lykke Li - Dance Dance Dance Erykah Badu - Window Seat Sleigh Bells - Rill Rill Beat Happening - Cast a Shadow Bob Lind - Unlock the Door Irma Thomas - Time is on My Side Au Revoir Simone - Sad Song (Pacific Remix) Brian Eno - I'll Come Running Cocteau Twins - Orange Appled Black Moth Super Rainbow - Twin of Myself Bon Iver - Woods Ivansxtc - The Deepest Future Islands - Inch of Dust  

WORK - MAY 2010 - COMPILED BY JOHN TWATTERS DIANA ROSS - WORK THAT BODY SPARKS - OCCUPATION DOLLY PARTON - 9 TO 5 SISTER SLEDGE - LOST IN MUSIC (SPECIAL 1984 NILE RODGERS REMIX) NAIF ORCHESTRA - CHECK OUT FIVE DONNA SUMMER - SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY PERMANENT VACATION - TIC TOC (FT. KATHY DIAMOND) EMPEROR MACHINE - REPETITION  HEAVEN 17 - I'M YOUR MONEY DEPECHE MODE - EVERYTHING COUNTS SHRIEKBACK - LINED UP CHERI - WORKING GIRL WILLIE HUTCH - BROTHER'S GONNA WORK IT OUT  

  MAMA DIDN'T DIE - APRIL 2010 - Compiled by The Lady Speedstick Contemporary musics influenced and inspired by 60's girl groups! This mix was influenced and inspired by John Twatter's 2009 mix for Off Chances called The Funnel Of Love! Yoko Ono - My Man Madonna - True Blue Atlas Sound - Walkabout (with Noah Lennox) Candypants - Dishy Imperial Teen - Ivanka Sonic Youth - Little Trouble Girl En Vogue - Giving Him Something He Can Feel Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks Mirah - Pollen Lou Reed - Walk On the Wild Side Julee Cruise - I Want You Rockin' Back Inside My Heart Fairmount Girls - 1-900-Fairmount Blondie - Denis Throwing Muses - Not Too Soon David Bowie - Sound and Vision Monica - So Gone Feist - 1 2 3 4 Le Loup - Grow The Aislers Set - Friends of the Heroes Roy Orbison - You Got It The Raveonettes - Oh, I Buried You Today Warpaint - Billie Holiday    

LIFE’S A BEACH - MARCH 2010 - Compiled by Lady Miss Navy Pier Beach Culture - Thompson Twins Big Boy (Ssion’s Bang Bang Remix) - Jeppe What I Want - Dead Or Alive You’re Not Sorry (CSI Remix) - Taylor Swift Losing My Mind - Liza Minelli Dontcha Want Me Back (Teengirl Fantasy RIP NRG Remix) - Hunx and His Punx Keep It Together - Madonna Mama’s Place - Roisin Murphy Skinny Little Bitch - Hole The 15th - Angry Apples Goth Star - Picture Plane Lonely Sea - Alexis Flash Back - Calvin Harris It’s A Cold World - Frankie Knuckles Love Is A Stranger - Eurythmics All Over The World - Pet Shop Boys I Hate This Part - The Pussycat Dolls A Loaded Smile - Adam Lambert You’re Not Alone - Olive  

RECIPES FOR DESSERT OR DISASTER - MARCH 2010 - Compiled by Butch Cassidy LOVE THE ONE YOU EAT If I Knew You Were Comin’ Id’ve Baked A Cake - Eileen Barton I Want Candy - Thee Headcoatees Red red wine - UB 40 black côco/black coconut - Mundo Estranho de PB My Milkshake - Kelis Choco Flight - Deerhoof Feed The Tree - Belly Lemonsweet (Disco version) - Bagarre Cheese’s Christ  - Chaos in the CBD Breakfast - Le Le I’m Hungry  - Sugarcubes Gin And Juice  - Snoop Dogg Hoe Cakes  - MF Doom Violet - Hole Sugarcube - Yo La Tengo Beautiful Food - Y Pants Cabbageheads - Bastardgeist Cherry Cherry (7 Mix) - Unrest The Cow’s Wrong - The Beta Band

  SELF-DEFENSE WORKOUT FOR SISSIES AND WHORES - JANUARY 2010 - compiled by Nina Ramone LIGHT STRETCHING, WARM-UP 1. Don’t Worry / The B-52’s PUSH-UPS 2. Shitlist / L7 CRUNCHES 3. Aerobicide / Julie Ruin DYNAMIC STRETCHES, LAPS or SPRINTS 4. You Think You’re A Man / The Vaselines SHAKEDOWN! - GET PSYCHED 5. No Te Debo Nada / Los Crudos BREATHE > LIGHT CALISTHENICS 6. Credit in the Straight World / Ssion FLOOR AEROBICS 7. Off Our Backs / MEN STEP AEROBICS 8. Athene / Hercules and Love Affair BASIC DEFENSE - AWARENESS, DISARMING, STUNNING 9. Too Many Creeps / Bush Tetras EXTENDED SHAKEDOWN > REST, GET LIMBER 10. Crazy / Pylon DANCERCIZE! 11. Loba / Shakira DANCERCIZE WITH WEIGHTS 12. Work / Ciara feat. Missy Elliott BREATHE > INTERMEDIATE DEFENSE - GRAPPLING, TAKEDOWNS 13. None of Your Business / Salt-N-Pepa LIGHT CARDIO COOLDOWN 14. These Boots are Made for Walking / Nancy Sinatra SHAKEDOWN! 15. NO / Vivian Girls MORE DANCERCIZE! 16. Listen Up! / Gossip DANCERCIZE WITH WEIGH

THE FUNNEL OF LOVE! - DECEMBER 2009 - Compiled by John Twatters all 60s girl-groups! a mix you can play for your mom or at a party! yeah! compiled by john twatters. The Shangri-Las - Give Him a Great Big Kiss Diane Renay - Watch Out, Sally! The Ad-Libs - The Boy From New York City Martha and the Vandellas - Heatwave The Velvelettes - Needle In A Haystack Gloria Jones - Tainted Love Lesley Gore - You Don't Own Me The Ronettes - You Came, You Saw, You Conquered The Paris Sisters - Dream Lover LIttle Peggy March - Johnny Cool The Supremes - Come See About Me Dana Gillespie - You Just Gotta Know My Mind Jackie DeShannon - When You Walk in the Room PP Arnold - The First Cut is the Deepest The Dixie Cups - Iko Iko The Chiffons - Nobody Knows What's Going On (In My Mind But Me) Wanda Jackson - Funnel of Love The Storey Sisters - Bad Motorcycle The Shangri-Las - Sophisticated Boom Boom Jan Bradley - Mama Didn't Lie Dolly Parton - Don't Drop Out The Marvelettes - Please Mr. Postman Donna Lynn - I'd Muc

  WHO’S AFRAID OF ROMANCE? - December 2009 - Compiled by The Lady Speedstick Why fight that feeling anymore? Believe the lie! Chris Isaak - Two Hearts Taken By Trees - Watch The Waves Björk - Domestica Robert Palmer - Woke Up Laughing Yoko Ono - You’re The One Sophie B. Hawkins - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover PJ Harvey - Dry Tanya Tucker (With Glen Campbell) - Dreamlover The Raincoats - Only Tonight James - Sometimes (Lester Piggot) Bob Lind - It Wasn’t Just The Morning Missy Elliott (ft. Ginuwine) - Take Away Melanie - Together Alone Beach House - You Came To Me Patti Smith - Free Money Micachu and The Shapes - Turn Me Well Phyllis Dillon - Living In Love Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored Le Loup - Morning Song Aretha Franklin - Share Your Love With Me Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions - Suzanne INXS - Never Tear Us Apart    

POWER OF PARTY - October 2009 - Compiled by Lady Miss Navy Pier Cyndi Lauper - Into The Nightlife Whitney Houston - Whitney Houston Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA Cobra Starship (Feat Leighton Meester) - Good Girls Go Bad Madonna - Celebration Robbie Williams with Pet Shop Boys - She's Madonna Hole - Heaven Tonight Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party Pixie Lott - Mama Do (Linus Love Vocal Mix) Lady Gaga- Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) PSB Remix Janet Jackson - Make Me Ssion - Nightclubbing INXS - Need You Tonight L7 - Lets Rock Tonight The B-52's - Party Out Of Bounds Junior Senior - Dance, Chance, Romance Carly Simon - Why (12' Remix) Jennifer Hudson - Spotlight Beyonce - Sweet Dreams

SEDUCTION // SELECTION - SEPTEMBER 2009 - Compiled by Butch Cassidy Search Results - Once or Twice Ear Pwr - I like waterslide The Dream - Sweat it out Classixx - I'll get you (feat. Jeppe) Tim and Jean - Come around SWV & Michael Jackson - Right Here (Human Nature rmx) Fashion - Mutant Dance Move Jeremih ft. Pitbull, Trey Songz, Teairra Mari, Stat Quo, & Ludacris - Birthday Sex (iSouth rmx) James - Laid Kiss in Cities - U R My Girl Ladyhawke - My Delirium Men WithOUT Hats - Safety Dance Marina and the Diamonds - I Am Not A Robot (Penguin Prison rmx) Family of Eve - Having It So Bad For You Gucci Mane ft. Esther Dean - I Think I Love Her Freddie Scott - Run Joe Debu - Don't Turn Back Timmy Willis - Easy As Saying 1-2-3

COLD SWEAT - AUGUST 2009 - COMPILED BY NINA RAMONE sultry. raucous. humid. soulful. jamz for yr end-of-summer sauna shivers... Tommy James & the Shondells - Crimson and Clover Jackson 5 - I Want You Back Passion Pit - Little Secrets Inell Young - The Next Ball Game Nina Simone - See-Line Woman Hercules and Love Affair - Time Will Sister Nancy - Transport Connection Betty Wright - Clean Up Woman Cymande - Bra Felix - Tiger Stripes (extended mix) Black Devil - No Regrets Ike & Tina Turner - Whole Lotta Love Gossip - Heavy Cross Jay-Z & The Notorious B.I.G. - Allure (Ratatat remix) Gyedu Blay Ambolley & the Steneboofs - Simigwado Marva Whitney - Things Got To Get Better (Get Together) Liquid Liquid - Optimo Outkast - Rosa Parks Kid Cudi - Day 'n' Nite (original mix)

HARRY POTTER: THE MUSICAL - July 2009 - Compiled by The Lady Speedstick This is my blueprint for a rock n' roll stage adaption of all seven HP books! Broken down into Three Acts! ENJOY! Evil Is Coming / "Act One Intro" (Broadcast) Your Mother And Father / Hagrid & Dumbledore (Cass McCombs) Loneliness / Harry (Harry Nilsson) Read A Book / Hermione (Pylon) I'm Mr. Big Stuff / Draco (Jimmy Hicks) Be True To Your School / The Gryffindor Quidditch Team (The Beach Boys) Magic Spells / "Act Two Intro" (Crystal Castles) Long Snake Moan / Tom Riddle & The Basilisk (PJ Harvey) I Wanna Be Your Dog / Sirius Black (The Stooges) Werewolves Of London / Remus Lupin (Warren Zevon) Master And Servant / Dobbie & The House Elves (Depeche Mode) Enchanted / Cho Chang & Lavendar Brown (Stevie Nicks) I Am A Witch / Luna Lovegood (Helium) I Put A Spell On You / Voldemort (Marilyn Manson) I Put A Spell On You / Bellatrix LeStrange (Diamanda Galás) I Won't Back Down / Harry (Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers) Cry For E