Marcus Beaubier's Citizencast

Forte has to call a sex line using his own credit card and what was supposed to be a 5 min bit turns into an hour of humiliation.   Two Meers Showcase live at Yuk Yuk's Calgary: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) ALSO  “November 7th Cerveza City presents a People of Colour comedy show with Headliner Ron Josol, Marito Lopez, and Juan Forno at the Sunalta Community Hall. That show is being sponsored by Big Beaver Brewing and Broken Spirits. Tickets are on sale now. Link in their Instagram bio @cervezacity”

We start the episode off sharing a cake and watch a guy try and take on a girl who knows karate. Producer Ali responds to our comment section on Youtube and Brett does a deep dive on the #StoriesThatMatter! 2 MEERS PODCAST STOREhttps://teespring.com/stores/2-meers-podcast-store (https://teespring.com/stores/2-meers-podcast-store) Meer vs Meer - A live comedy show that Todd and Brett both host, featuring 3 other comics: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU9TdDlZblRLUE1WRGZqQUFNRE1FVW01QTY2QXxBQ3Jtc0ttaF80dmJCZ0JzWFBjTGhqWHVMRVVYbVVVd25NVTMwdldNZEtuUlY4UUFCb1U1QXN5NGdlYXNWb2tMWENiNGNoWktFbjh1SmN6cVd6YzJUdlBnSHpXTXYtdkpzOXR2Z0p4TDBab21RLVlUZV8zSUV1OA%3D%3D&event=video_description&v=Z0trHccRlcs&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.yukyuks.com%2F%3Faction%3Dclub (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club)... Season Finale of Cerveza City: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQW (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQW) ... Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at&nbs

This week: Joe Rogan incorrectly credits another comedian for the Drive-In Comedy show idea, the wuhan flu ruins prom, more stupid fights with the girlfriends, why comedians shouldn't have to bring a gift to a dinner party and what other other comedians are saying about this podcast.  Meer vs Meer - A live comedy show that Todd and Brett both host, featuring 3 other comics: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) Season Finale of Cerveza City: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ)

Audio highlights from the Presidential debate, Dr. Phil does an entire episode on 'Karens', Forte spots a professional pervert and Todd talks about aliens in the olympics, again.  Meer vs Meer - A live comedy show that Todd and Brett both host, featuring 3 other comics: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) Season Finale of Cerveza City: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca/ (https://www.commoncrown.ca)

Brett gets laser therapy for his Canker sore, hotel front desks are useless, a Karen is spotted in Edmonton, Calgary has two new celebrities and the fellas settle their bet from last week with some hot wax. Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) October 21- Marc Anthony Sinagoga headlines at Born Colorado Brewery.  October 22- Adult Pumpkin Carving at Railyard Brewery Meer vs Meer Tickets: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca/ (https://www.commoncrown.ca) Brett's C of Dead here too: https://www.cofdead.ca/ (https://www.cofdead.ca)

Todd and Brett celebrate their 5 year 'friendiversary', Japan blames the English language for the spread of Covid, Todd spits in an audience member's drink and we learn the difference between a Turtle and a Tortoise by watching them have sex.  Meer vs Meer Tickets: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0 (https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0) Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca/ (https://www.commoncrown.ca)

Brett overdoses on edibles and Todd buys the wrong chicken sandwich. The fellas also discuss how they sit with their ladies in the bathtub. Enjoy.  Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0 (https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0) Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) Up to 50% off https://www.rootsoffight.ca/ (https://www.rootsoffight.ca) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca/ (https://www.commoncrown.ca)

Brett has another run-in with his kryptonite: Condo Board Ladies. Your homework questions for this week are: 1). Do you wash your raw chicken? 2). What makes a house a mansion? Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0 (https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0) Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) Up to 50% off https://www.rootsoffight.ca/ (https://www.rootsoffight.ca) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca/ (https://www.commoncrown.ca)

Forte's got guys sliding into his girlfriend's DM's so he plays the latest VOICE MESSAGE left for her and points out where he went wrong (this might have to be a new weekly segment). The fellas also review footage from Todd's set in Edmonton, where for losing the last 2 Meers Showcase - he had to perform daring material written by Brett.  Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0 (https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0) Tickets to the Cerveza City Awards Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cerveza-city-presents-the-cervezees-tickets-112522259106 (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cerveza-city-presents-the-cervezees-tickets-112522259106) Up to 50% off https://www.rootsoffight.ca/ (https://www.rootsoffight.ca) Use codeword 2MEERS to get 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca/ (https://www.commoncrown.ca)

Audio and video listeners will have two very different experiences this time, but both of you will hear the latest sting-job pulled off by Talitha and Forte's 'pissy' reaction to it.  Thursday's Live 2 Meers Showcase: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca/ (https://www.commoncrown.ca) And visit  https://www.rootsoffight.ca/ (https://www.rootsoffight.ca) for their site-wide sale now. 

The Ice Cream song is racist and Live Jasmine is trying to ruin both their relationships.  Use Promo Code: 2MEERS for 10% off your order at http://commoncrown.ca/ (commoncrown.ca).  Tickets to the 2 Meers Showcase here: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408)

Todd and producer Ali accuse Brett of being insensitive. Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca

Todd finds out what Brett’s REALLY doing in his spare time, a west jet flight attendant loses her patience and the fellas dig through each others SAVED sections on Instagram.

“My Sandwich My Choice”. Todd dissects Forte’s latest dating mishap. Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca/ (https://www.commoncrown.ca) And visit https://www.rootsoffight.ca/ (https://www.rootsoffight.ca) for their site-wide sale now. Appearing this week at Yuk Yuks Calgary: Scott Dumas Tickets to the 2 Meers Showcase here: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408)

The fellas pull off their best prank call yet, react to Kanye’s breakdown and how useless Forte is in the kitchen Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca/ (https://www.commoncrown.ca) And visit https://www.rootsoffight.ca/ (https://www.rootsoffight.ca) for their site-wide sale now. Appearing this week at Yuk Yuks Calgary: Marito Lopez

Acceptable ways to take your shirt off, more Karen footage, famous athletes getting catfished, stories that matter and details on the new 2 Meers Showcase night at Yuk Yuks. Use promo code 2MEERS for 10% off your order at https://www.commoncrown.ca/ (https://www.commoncrown.ca) And visit https://www.rootsoffight.ca/ (https://www.rootsoffight.ca) for their site-wide sale now. Appearing this week at Yuk Yuk’s Calgary: Lori Ferguson

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Forte’s agitated at soft behaviour more hamster trauma surfaces in the Ness family.

The fellas cover the latest accusations in the comedy community and go thru the skeletons in their own closet. Also, Brett is fresh off a Dance Battle and the Police Interceptor is back on the road.

The fellas get vulnerable and do a love questionnaire that promises new found closeness. Plus: more people losing their marbles in quarantine and Todd joins Tik Tok.