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In Episode 10 we muse over boobie based discounts, review an incredibly painful threesome along with a meth fueled chop shop in Buffalo. We go over a potential new Olympic sport 'parking lot diving', freak out on ungodly sized spiders, and end with some crazy AI and birthday cake bacteria talk. Another fun episode of Two Below is ready for your earholes! Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast https://twitter.com/TwoBelowPodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast Episode 10 (in order) Boob Sized Discounts http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40851224 Threesome Gone Wrong http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/28/woman-broke-legs-falling-from-balcony-during-orgasm-after-threesome-6813155/ Cust

In Episode 9 we cringe over dong talk w/Miss Smartypants, discuss lost cars and aggressive monkeys, listen to police audio of a dildo thief, talk a little face tattoos and end with some fabulous artificial intelligence breakthroughs. Hope you enjoy! Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast https://twitter.com/TwoBelowPodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast Episode 9 (in order) Miss Smartypants Teen Loses Car at Concert..Again https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/07/19/syracuse-teen-drives-to-rock-concert-forgets-where-he-parked-again.html Monkey Attack https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/21/Mystery-monkey-attacks-Texas-teen-and-grandpa-in-pickup-truck/8381500650788/ Dong Theif http://www.x1051kc

In Episode 8 we take candy from naked strangers, meet some a-hole neighbors, sword fight with some iron crotch kungfu, do some dirty dancing inside an ATM prison while carrying huge swords, provide public service warning for free wifi and tech you how to wipe with limited toilet paper. Come join us for another fun week of crazy stories. Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast https://twitter.com/TwoBelowPodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast Episode 8 (in order) Candy from a Nakad Stranger http://www.wlwt.com/article/police-naked-man-offers-candy-in-middletown-neighborhood/10299494 A-Hole Neighbors http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/wash-man-mows-hole-lawn-arrow-neighbor-house-article-1.33

In Episode 7 we get a visit from Miss Smartypants, discuss the Coffee Bandit, cringe-worthy obituaries, fidgetiddies, an 80 foot belly flop, sex robots, albino kangaroos and of course the new Atari. Kick back and unwind with some fun and interesting news. Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast https://twitter.com/TwoBelowPodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast Episode 7 (in order) Miss Smartypants (2:00) Cornbeef sandwich https://www.seeker.com/first-contraband-corned-beef-sandwich-in-space-1769634032.html 5 Weird Effects of Spider Bites by Agata Blaszczak-Boxe https://www.livescience.com/45329-spider-bites-weird-effects.html UFOs in Guantanamo Bay http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/6511

Come join us in episode 6 as we talk about a 1 man moving company using only a scooter, crazy spiders, getting shot in the dick, UFOs in Long Island, Edible panties, fake dongs, raccoons and taking a nice relaxing nap after a heavy night of drinking. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast Episode 6 (in order) One Man With a Scooter Moving Company (2:20) http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/06/27/North-Carolina-man-uses-small-scooter-to-move-huge-couch/7911498585122/    Raccoon Roadkill (5:25) http://q13fox.com/2017/06/29/mason-county-man-shot-after-dead-raccoon-he-was-dragging-is-mistaken-for-dog/  Truly Amazing Spider (10:00) http://www.dai

Episode 5 brings back Miss Smartypants to add a few corrections to episode 4, we explore the hills around Boston looking for UFOs, hang out with an Elf in Argentina, talk poop and porn and then nerd out talking baking in space, artificial intelligence and robotics.  Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast   Episode 5 (in order)   SEGMENT: Miss Smartypants (2:00) SEGMENT: Weird News (16:20 - 42:42) Boston UFOs (16:42) https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/06/09/ufo-hunters-get-lost-blue-hills/6ZH8fRmUcRXxnz6LHFyhEI/story.html Tweet of Interview recorded by Adam Bagni: https://twitter.com/AdamBagni/status/873015108695359488  Elf in Argenti

Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast   WARNING NSFW - Link to crazy old nude photos discussed on episode 1 and in the Miss Smartypants segment: http://imgur.com/a/L9smH Episode 4 (in order) Miss Smartypants (2:35ish) -stuff wrong in episode 3 (6:25ish) -stuff wrong in episode 2 (8:22ish) -Ask Miss Smartypants (10:50ish) -stuff wrong in episode 1 (12:40ish) -Book recomendation (27:37ish) Chicken Nugget Emergency (33:49ish) http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/06/13/Police-Customer-called-911-to-report-slow-chicken-nugget-service/2061497373467/ Taco Bell Weddings (37:02ish) http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/save-the-date-starting-august-7-you-can-get-marri

Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast Follow us on Facebook Find us on iTunes Dont forget to leave a review & comment.  If you have stories you'd like to hear us talk about just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet the link @twobelowpodcast Stories in Episode 3 (in order) Pig Party http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/10/larry-william-henry_n_7772366.html Sushi Model https://nextshark.com/sushi-model-beats-male-customer-assaulting-chopsticks/ A1 Steak Sauce Library http://www.chroniclet.com/Local-News/2017/03/10/A-real-whodunit-at-Avon-Lake- Public-Library.html Virtual Reality http://www.psypost.org/2017/05/scientists-reduce-fear-death-using-virtual-reality-induce-body-experience-48894 Binky Article https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/06/the-app-that-does-nothing/529764/ Binky App Download http://www.binky.rocks/ Robocop http://www.reuters.com/article/us-emirates-robocop-idUSKBN18S4K8

Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast Follow us on Facebook Find us on iTunes Dont forget to leave a review & comment.  If you have stories you'd like to hear us talk about just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet the link @twobelowpodcast Stories in Episode 2 (in order) Gaping Hole in AnalTech Cat Shaving Maniac Haunted Doll in Peru Crocodile Jesus Death By Porn Monkey Mafia Teachers Troll Students  

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