30 Minute Layover

JT disappoints a little girl, Ash pees like a man, and Eli celebrates a 30ML milestone!

JT, Ash, and Eli continue their years-long discussion about public bathroom oddities. Also, discussions about great pranks, shower habits, and the possibilities of becoming professional hockey players.

Eli comes back from his fishing trip battered and bruised thanks to a terrifying animal. JT ruins the lunches of a half dozen girls. And Ash tries to verbalize the reasons for her crush on Daniel Craig.

Eli is on vacation this week, so JT & Ash called up their old friend (and one of the funniest men they know) Cody Tumlin to fill in for a show. From getting his sperm tested to performing in front of eight people, Cody had JT & Ash in tears with his stories. If you're trying to choose between 61st episodes of your favorite podcasts, choose this 61st episode.

A major beer is temporarily changing its name, and it tastes like freedom. Eli downs a whole can of salt. Ash almost dies on a roller coaster (seriously). And JT unknowingly asks for a naked picture from a girl. The crew reads YOUR  answers to the Hard Question Of The Week, and provides their own disastrous experiences.

JT and Eli showcase their acting skills. Surprise, surprise...JT plays the woman. Elsewhere, Ash crushes her leg, and we're reading YOUR most embarrassing stories!

Are gangsters just accomplished shadow puppet masters? Who eats a tortilla with mustard on it? Is Eli on Grindr? All of these questions are answered while Ash tries to hold in her burps (and fails).

The 30ML crew comes up with the perfect app for in-shape people who have no dating life. Also, a brand new weekly segment that allows YOU to be part of the show!

In a rare hour-long episode, the 30ML crew covers an entire range of topics. From conjoined twins to urinals to Ash's nuts. Yup. That's a thing.

Eli is back! Ash went to taping of "Penn & Teller: Fool Us." Also, JT hates country music, and Ash hates the fact that JT hates country music.

Eli takes a week off, so JT and Ash take the reins to cover WrestleMania, Guy Fieri's new restaurant, and JT's inability to say anything in Spanish.

An amazing discovery is made. Also, drunk spring breakers invade Sin City. And Ash visits "Thunder From Down Under." It's a goulash of topics worthy only of our dumb little show.

Ash faces a mouthful of pulp! Eli suffers a cruel practical joke! And JT runs off the set of a game show! It's an episode full of conversations that we should be ashamed of.

It's a rant-fest. Lotto, reality shows, and more.

We're trying the Newlywed Game again, but Eli is paired with Ash, and JT is paired with Hannah. Weird.

It's the Newlywed Game, but with the guy friends vs. the girl friends. Giggles abound.

JT gets a fishing hook stuck in his scalp. Ash sees Frankie Valli. And Eli pontificates about "Impractical Jokers," without even knowing what "pontificates" means.

JT was molested at Blockbuster Video. That's the story. In other news, why do guys spit in urinals? Also, morning wood.

Ash went to NYC, but getting there was half the battle. We're also gabbing about "Sleep No More," and more.

Our rehearsal-and-performance-induced hiatus is finally over! We're back in style, talking about the stupid stuff we (and you) used to do as kids. Plus, Ash meets a celebrity in NYC, and a crazy man ends our episode earlier than expected.