My JENNAration

If you've ever attempted to renovate, remodel or otherwise update ANYTHING AT ALL with your partner, you know that hilarity ensues. (And by hilarity, I mean knock-down-drag-out-I-WILL-HURT-YOU arguments.) Enjoy this trip down my personal renovation lane... 

Why it's actually MOTHER who knows best (hint: she's gonna keep those kids ALIVE, dammit).

In this RIVETING (seriously!) podcast, I go into great detail explaining who I am and what I've accomplished in my life (basically, NOT being Jenny McCarthy for forty-something years). You'll want to listen to it all the way to the end. There's nothing super-exciting at the end or anything, but that's just polite. I may or may not tell you where you can find a video of me in the bath tub in this episode. 

WHY OH WHY do my husband and I have the same stupid fights every Christmas? (Oh yeah. Cuz we're married.) Him: Do we have to put lights on the house AGAIN this year? (Yes. Yes we do. This year and every year for the rest of ever. Now get going, it's already mid-December.) Him: Why do I need to look at so many trees before I pick one? It's just a tree. (And bacon is just a breakfast food. Please.) Him: Why am I spending so much money this month? (BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS. Maybe you should have married a Buddhist.) Welcome to the HO HO HO HOLD IT RIGHT THERE episode of My JENNAration... where I provide a handy breakdown of some of our most fun and festive holiday spats. You're welcome.