The Read

Please don't disturb my simulation... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Clearing the gay ass air... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ignoring Ray J's black ass... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Getting to your man in 30 minutes or less... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dodging d**ks under tables... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dipping our fingers in treatment... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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What to do when Young Metro don't trust him... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SKVLKING outside a dessert parlor in Sydney... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Leave God alone!!! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ignoring niggas for seventeen years.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Grandma, bi*ch... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH..... Sakir Everett: https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-sakir-everett-a-brave-student Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Getting scammers to do chores... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury and Crissle would NEVER make jokes about a dead ass white man. They are far too classy for that. As a matter of fact, these niggas aren't even real. This episode is completely AI. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury would NEVER take pleasure in the news of a person's very tragic and public murder...even if that person glorified the very thing that got their ass murked. What sounds like laughter could simply be the expulsion of deep sorrow and regret. Please respect Fury's pain and his privacy. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Vaccinate your damn dog, moron. ***Spoilers for "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" from 2:02:22 - 2:18:47*** Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Caping for corny men... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Kicking mama to the curb... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Feeling like an old cat on a puppy play-date... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread