Dudes From Dallas

We're finally doing a show after Rob's MacBook finally finished updating.  Texas Governor Greg Abbott needs to be pushed out of his wheelchair, while Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has the gay face.  Mrs. Rotten hangs out in studio and enlightens the dudes to a muppet movie featuring muppets having sex and jizzing silly string all over the walls.  A jilted  man wins the lottery and immediately dumps thousands of pounds of manure on his former boss' lawn.  Starbucks will now allow you to hang out in their stores without buying anything.  Katy ISD Superintendent resigns and gets a huge severance, despite being a total douchebag.  With the depressing news out there, we take a moment to focus on Project Freedom Ride and a six-year-old boy Roman working to help rescue animals.  Donald Trump gets an honor for his freakishly small hands.  Octopussies (or is it Octopi) are aliens apparently.  Radio nut job Alex Jones storms Google with some unknown dickbag.  Loot Crate and Gamefly join the show as sponsors. Get free stuff or d

This is not the greatest show in the world ... this is just a tribute.  This week the Dudes had the greatest show prepared for all of you, but the recorder stopped after a mere six minutes.  So, the dudes had to re-rack it and start all over again.  The Dudes hate lists, and find them lazy, so we present to you a list of commonly told "truths" that are actually B.S.  A recent study shows that your drunk self may actually be the real you, and the Dudes share some personal stories to show that depending on the alcohol, they can have a range of emotions.  There's a lot of dick news out there, a penis shaped fish is becoming a popular meal while a mom unknowingly buys penis shaped pasta for her young kids.  Movie sequels and TV show cancellations are the rage right now.  The Dudes break down some shows going away and coming back.  Rick Moranis gives us hope of Spaceballs II happening in the future while it becomes clear Alex Winter needs a paycheck with a third Bill and Ted movie.  Nordstrom's is in hot water, an

It's another packed episode and news, commentary and outrage from Nick and Rob, with some great fun thrown in for extra measure: Nickelodeon is bringing back Double Dare this summer and the Dudes want to compete. Filmmaker Scott Barber joins the show to talk about a Nickelodeon documentary he's making that explores the network's golden era.  What was your favorite Nick show?  Fox's NASCAR broadcast is accidentally dirty and racist and the Dudes take notice, while fearing race car drivers may be coming for their jobs.  Rob fears the #MeToo movement coming after him, after Tom Brokaw gets accused of being grabby with the ladies.  The Bill Cosby trial reached its conclusion and one of the Dudes is calling for a shanking in prison for the former face of JELL-O.  Nick takes a look at a story from his home stomping grounds of California, the Golden State Killer is finally caught thanks to a DNA web service identifies him.  Ford is going to stop making sedans, which Nick thought would doom one of the company's most

This week Nick Vicious experiences car trouble and after some research finds that his car manufacturer is ripping people off by using cheap technology.  The Dudes explore the origins of the 4/20 holiday and share a story about a pair of guys who are not enjoying this year's festivities.  Starbucks is brewing something, and it's not coffee, but rather a day for sensitivity training after what happened in Pennsylvania.  Barbara Bush, Verne Troyer and Avicii get the Dudes memorial treatment after their passings this week.  Mrs. Rotten feeds the Dudes some material and we learn that she's hotter and better than Nick and Rob.  The Dudes proclaim Beyonce to be the most over rated musical act in history and wonder WTF is the deal with Coachella.  Canadian parents try to catch a predator and end up on the wrong side of the law.  Wendy's trolls McDonald's in the most creative way imaginable, while a mother in Texas is in hot water for letting her kid go to school in an X-rated "McDonald's" shirt.  Kevin Smith offers S

The dudes are back and the show is bigger and better ... well, sorta. For the first time the dudes are in video, HD video at that. Nick Vicious is dealing with a dog problem, while Rob Rotten confesses to feeding his cat Chinese food. The Simpsons find themselves embroiled in controversy, and the dudes tell you where they stand. Media companies are changing the way they do business and it could directly impact the dudes' home area of Dallas. Mississippi has some laws on their books that can land you jail for reasons you may not suspect. Will Ferrell hospitalized  for flipping his SUV, did he try to put out the invisible fire? We remember radio legend Art Bell, who changed the landscape with his unique brand of late night programming. Ever wondered how the dudes go about deciding what to talk about? We pull the curtain back to give you a peek. A 170 year old company can soon be shutting down and we beg Rick Moranis to come back and help Mel Brooks make Spaceballs 2.  Now on YouTube, watch the dudes and subscr

This week Rob is enraged by the latest chapter in the David Hogg saga and imposes a "Hogg-Free" zone for the Dudes. Nick Vicious is looking for friends to play Fortnite with him. Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda announces a new solo album after the passing of Chester Bennington which leads the Dudes to a discussion on coping and how the arts are being cannibalized in schools. Hackers attack the city of Atlanta, demanding a strange amount of ransom money. Roseanne is back, and the Dudes break the debut down, assuming they actually watched it. Hollywood actresses try to change the restaurant industry in New York and get taken down by waitresses who say they don't need to be saved.    Find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what t

Protests and marches around the country take center stage, or do they?  The dudes take a trip down nostalgic lane, as the Spice Girls could become superheros.  Justin Timberlake does something cool.  We find out who on the crew is a twice-ordained minister.  Photographer and artist Terry Osterhout and model Liz Lapoint join to discuss their work, upcoming projects, free speech and how some people in their area are trying to silence them.   Do you have a boss that contacts you after work hours?  A new law could prevent that from happening in one state.  Penis facials are the rage right now, what are they exactly?  Uber self-driving car mishaps and the potential birth of Skynet.  A Supreme Court justice disrespects the court she serves on while appearing on a late night show.  What did she do?  The Dudes check the mailbag and the Dick of the Week is back!  All of that and so much more.  Strap in or strap on listeners, you're in for quite the ride this week.   Find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play

The Dudes are back with an action packed show this week.  Florida student “activist” David Hogg makes an ass of himself in a new video, and the reactions are strong.  Geoffrey the Giraffe and Stephen Hawking get the Dude memorial treatment.  Are your progressive friends being overly dickish to you?  There’s a reason for it.   The Dudes dive into the complaint box and examine just what Rotten’s mom is complaining about this week.  A website is letting people learn to speak Klingon and it’s discovered that Klingon's celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with songs about Kahless. Stan Lee is being robbed by the people around him and the Dudes are not happy, and the countdown to Avengers Infinity War is on.    Find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the late

This week the dudes are back with an all new show and new format (thanks damn lawyer). This week the dudes reveal what happened to Nancy Grace and where you can now find her, and it's a shocker. Take a stroll through history and learn how businesses gained rights through deceiving the U,S, Supreme Court. Conservatives are whining about not getting laid while "Pharma Bro" cries like a bitch after getting sentenced to seven years in prison. MIT spends a lot of money to study how quickly news gets spread throughout social media, but their findings are shocking. A media corporation takes on "fake news", but are they going too far in doing so? The dudes have the answers to the questions on everyone's mind. All of that and so much more on this week's episode. Find the show on Stitcher- which is radio on demand. Download app onto your iPhone, iPad, Android or listen anytime online at http://www.stitcher.com Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Fac