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Join us as we take down creepy Joe Biden and the entire Drag community...for the Children. In Jesus name, Amen.

Help us ring in the New Year as we travel as far as East can go...before hitting the ice wall (of course). Stay married to the BALL, brohawks!

Find out just how much one of us thinks about Bill Clinton and his allegedly giant penis.

Take a little time out of your day for a wee bit of fun and don't sweat the small stuff.

Join us on this hauntingly delectable Halloween special as we dissect monsters, ghosts, and elite pedophiles. Prepare to be scared stupid.

Did Greta Thunberg actually peg Donald Trump on Epstein's island? Should adult dwarves who can pass as children be trained and utilized to topple the tyrannical tower of Elite Pedophiles? Are there legitimate health benefits to abstinence? Find out all the answers on this riveting episode.

On this episode we debut our new segment, Jonestown Cultural Corner. We also welcome two new sponsors (sort of) and solve racism (probably). Join us.

On this episode we uncover the true antichrist and reach out to our beloved fans. Join us.

On this episode we go deep inside Reba McEntire and find out if she is the unsung hero of the LGBTQ community or just a greedy Aunt Tom. From scrambled porn to classified whites, this episode has everything you crave. Enjoy.

Test your mettle and see if you have what it takes to truly put your mouth where your money is. "Woke" is the past tense, and we're living in the present. Get with the times, comrade.

The Boys are finally reunited in a piping-hot, long-overdue return to Jonestown Madness. Enjoy.

"Where were you when you heard the BIG news from GMJ?" -will soon replace such classics as, "where were you when Kennedy got shot?" and "where were you when Bush did 9/11?" We're about to put our mouth where our money is. ¡FREE COUGH!

This time we dissect our love/hate relationship with reality TV and Australia.

Please, forgive us. We love you.

Let uS Discover enlightenment through idiocy as retarded Zen Masters dissect Scientology, Crowley, Cruise, and the entire #MeToo movement. Listen. Savor. Digest.

On our sweet sixteenth episode we connect the dots between: Alex Jones, Bill Hicks, Andy Kaufman, Rob Corddry, Paul F. Tompkins, Lyndon B. Johnson, Rasputin, swing music, and sex toys . . . probably.

On this episode we give thanks to our supporters and shit on fairy tales.

On this very special episode of GMJ we honor our first batch of Patrons. Join us as we delve into the psyche of a doomsday prepper, defend Elon Musk, and exhaust the smell of opinions.

On this award-winning episode we discuss the Illuminati, Flat Earth, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Percy Sledge, Male Pattern Baldness, Panama City, and the stink of Pink.

In this episode we cover a lot of ground. From ghosts and failed movies to sports and celebrity penises, this episode is fun for the whole family.