Criticalmass Podcast

Season 5 - Ep. 6 - “I Think There’s a Pube in my Mouth” Dan and The RocnessMonster discuss the flag, America, what it means to be American, how far we’ve strayed from our mission as a country. We also talk Funko, Kelly Tran, and mail fraud Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Special Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com Eagleepoxy.us Geneseebeardco.com Enjoy the show!!

Season 5 - Ep. 5 - “The Biggest Natural Ejaculate on the Planet — Dr. Cox IS BACK!” You heard me right…Dr. Cox is back and we’re talking about volcanoes, earth quakes, geysers, and VIOLENT GEOLOGY!!! We touch on Trump’s stupidity, the execution of black America at the hands of the police, and a very interesting FUCK YOU segment…. Enjoy the show!! Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Special Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com Eagleepoxy.us Geneseebeardco.com Enjoy the show!!

Season 5 - Ep. 4 - "Yanny, Laurel, You're an Idiot" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk about stuff. We're actually only saying Laurel this entire episode, if you hear anything else, that'll be crazy!! Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us the8oclockstop.com The Genesee Beard Company Laurel, Laurel, Laurel....Yanny?

Season 5 - Ep. 3 - "Get On Your Knees and Customer Service Me" Dan and The Rocness Monster talk about what good customer service is. How badly Three Brothers Wineries sucks balls. Racism, stereotypes, Trump are all on the table. Enjoy the show! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Co.

Season 5 - Ep. 2 - “One Flew Over the Turkey Vulture’s Nest” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their friends Andrew and K-dubs about mental health, North Korea, swallowing, pretentiousness, knick, knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone! Hold on to your medication and call your therapist for this one! **Mental health is a serious thing. We like to make jokes to bring light to what is a very serious topic. We want to thank Andrew and K-dubs for being very open and candid about their own struggles. We promote the open discussion of mental health and hope it will lead to a healthier, better, and safer country and world.** Tomorrow is too late… National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company

Season 5 Premiere - “Requiem for a Night Terror” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy JR about guns, the conservative sickness, night terrors, haunted houses, parrots with attitude, and ticklish genitals. Well slap me around and call me Sally! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company

Season 4 - Finale - “Fuck Cancer” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddies Joe and Evan about…well….Evan….HE is soooo self centered…. But seriously, Evan is a true hero in his battles against cancer and kicking its ass…multiple times. Evan may now be part machine, but he is all man….he showed us his penis after the show! We hope you all enjoyed Season 4! We will be back soon with new fun guests! Surprises! Shit stained underwear! And the eventual fall of mankind!! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company

Season 4 - Ep. 8 - "Where's the Ladies' Section?" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Lags about stuff!!! Children exposing themselves to other children. Shitty parenting. Department stores with no departments! Dan plays the keyboard. Rocness shits his pants. Lags eats a whole wheel of cheese. Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us the8oclockstop.com Genesee Beard Company

Season 4 - Episode 7 - “ONE YEAR MOTHERFU……” Dan brings booze. The RocnessMonster is an idiot. Enjoy a very off-putting conversation with Jawa-bean, Ray-Ray, and Adam. A star-studded episode with people you’ve never heard of! Just shut up and listen….. Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Co. AND MOSTLY TO OUR FRIENDS AND FANS!!! You’re the reason for any and all of our success. Thanks for giving us an awesome year!! We look forward to many more!!!! Trump has no dick!!! No dick at all people!!!!

Season 4 - Ep. 6 - “Christ, Shittin’ Jesus - The Return of Dr. Cox” Dan and The RocnessMonster open the pandora’s box of a mind in Dr. Richard Cox. This episode runs off the rails real quick…this one….this one got away from us…. Dating sites, phone gaming, video gaming, due process, Trump, skeet, gratuitous swearing, skeet, mail, snow, taxes, and skeet skeet skeet. Hold on for one long, strange, trip…. Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Special Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com The Genesee Beard Co. EagleEpoxy.us

Season 4 - Ep. 5 - "Biathlon Rifle Control" Dan and The RocnessMonster sit with their friend Ray-Ray yet again. This time they talk about her growing up in an Olympic City! Lets talk FIGURE SKATING DRAMA!!! We also discuss...briefly....school shootings and gun control. I know....I know...its a hot topic right now....deal with it....wait no....maybe the US Congress should.... Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company

Season 4 - Ep. 4 - "Mike Pence Asks a Gay Dude II - The Vengence" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Greg about being gay, coming out, family, dick, Trump, Pence, dick, hate crimes, vandalism, and dick. Thanks to bensound.com for the music Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com The Genesee Beard Company Eagle Epoxy

CriticalMass - S4 - Ep. 3 - "Uranus, My Anus" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy CRASH about anime, cosplay, and men that dress as female anime characters and the men we love. Yea, you heard me right. Thanks to bensound.com for all the music. Thanks to: The Genesee Beard Company Eagle Epoxy the8oclockstop.com

The RocnessMonster Reviews Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi Its a review, its a breakdown of the film....its spoilers....The RocnessMonster is pretty drunk....just shut up and enjoy it. Thanks to bensound.com for the music. Special Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company the8oclockstop.com

Season 4 - Ep 2 - "Tide Pod - Cast" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Josh about being a real life groundskeeper Willy! Dead bodies. Pierced lady parts. Some Trump being an asshole. We get a weird phone call. And Tide Pods. Thanks to bensound.com for our music Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com The Genesee Beard Company Eagle Epoxy

Season 4 - Premiere - "Brian's Song of Art and the Folly of Mankind" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their friend Brian about art. We answer many questions like.... "how much feces thrown at a canvas qualifies it as art???" Thanks to bensound.com for the music Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com The Genesee Beard Company Eagle Epoxy

CriticalMass Pop Up Podcast Holiday Special!!!! by CriticalMassHost

Dan and The RocnessMonster talk abut 2017 in review. We give love to our guests and our fans! Thank you all for making this stupid, idiotic show possible!! Thanks for your support: the8oclockstop.com geneseebeardco.com eagleepoxy.us Thanks to bensound.com for all our music.

CriticalMass - Season 3 - Episode 9 - "Free Tampons For Everyone!" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their favorite friend with a vagina, RayRay. We talk about being a woman in Trump's America, sexual no-no's in the workplace, ridiculous prisoner requests, and TAMPONS!!! Special thanks to our sponsors: EagleEpoxy.us thegeneseebeardco.com th8oclockstop.com Thanks to bensound.com for our music.

Season 3 - Ep. 8 - "Who Farted?" Dan and The RocnessMonster hang out with their buddy Joe. They talk about movies, car accidents, unthankfulness, and farts.... Thanks to our sponsors: the8oclockstop.com geneseebeardco.com eaglepoxy.us Thanks to bensound.com for all our music