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From the Florida Man Games to an $88,000 Cheeto, this episode dives headfirst into the bizarre stories that never make your local news broadcast.Dutch, Kimmy, and Puddin' take us through the wild world of the second annual Florida Man Games, featuring events that perfectly capture Florida's chaotic essence - from an Evading Arrest Obstacle Course (complete with alligator throwing) to Hurricane Aisle Brawls where contestants joust with shopping carts. These aren't parodies; they're real competitions with thousands of spectators and family-friendly atmospheres.The trio explores relationship disasters that will make your own seem blissfully normal. A North Carolina woman locked her boyfriend in a storage unit for nearly a week, while an 18-year-old Florida woman vandalized a car in revenge against her ex - unfortunately targeting an innocent neighbor's vehicle instead. We hear about a Memphis man claiming his dog accidentally shot him (suspicious circumstances included), and a woman who

Join Dutch Daulton, Kimmy Gibler, and Puddin' for another riotous episode of After 2 Beers, where every sip fuels outrageous stories that blur the line between laughter and disbelief!This week, we take listeners on a whirlwind ride through jaw-dropping incidents, featuring a DUI repeat offender who just couldn’t resist the wheel and a shocking OnlyFans stunt that redefines the lengths people will go for fame and fortune.We also unravel a mind-boggling IVF clinic mix-up, sparking a heartfelt discussion on parental bonds, trust in medical institutions, and the complexities of modern family dynamics. And if you thought flying was stressful, wait until you hear about passengers stuck on a flight with a deceased seatmate—a real-life horror story that sounds too bizarre to be true.Amidst the madness, we reflect on the importance of mental health, human connection, and the stories that bring us all together. So grab a drink, tune in, and join the After 2 Beers community—where no topic is off-limits and the laug

Ever debated the finer points of mayonnaise preferences over a cold drink? We kick things off with just that, setting the tone for an episode brimming with humor and unexpected tales. Our exploration of quirky news stories introduces you to a Texas deer hunter with an unusual approach to wildlife management involving a porta-potty and a Wisconsin couple whose wedding venue dispute takes a wild turn. With laughter as our guide, we meander through stories that highlight the absurdity and unpredictability of human behavior, all while sharing a few laughs about the importance of future planning through baseball cards and Funko Pops. Join us as we unravel the peculiarities of rising egg prices and their surprising role as an economic indicator. From nostalgic debates about 90s Doritos flavors to brunch burgers topped with fried eggs, the culinary world is ours to dissect. We also veer into humorous territory critiquing airlines and OnlyFans, sharing bizarre news like a car crash into a WWII tank memorial, and divi

Ever heard of someone trying to buy a baby via text message? On this episode of After 2 Beers, Dutch, Gibbler, and Puddin' dive into the hilariously bizarre world of unexpected group texts, where a jaw-dropping proposal to purchase a baby leaves everyone speechless. From the chaos of an excavator rampage in Canada to the wild antics of a Hungarian man hitching a 20-mile ride on a bullet train, they bring a whirlwind of oddball stories that will make you question reality. Plus, the crew explores the passionate world of collecting as Dutch surprises Michael with a Matt Foley Funko Pop, sparking a lively conversation about treasured memorabilia.Get ready for an entertaining deep dive into social dynamics and fashion faux pas at high-profile events. The hosts humorously dissect how societal expectations shape women's wardrobe choices and the reactions they provoke. Along the way, they share personal stories from smoky bingo nights and quirky bar experiences, all while tackling the latest TikTok trends a

Ever wondered why half of Americans carry backup underwear? Or what happens when someone leaves a $20,000 tip on a $1 charge? This episode of the After 2 Beers podcast, hosted by Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin', is a rollercoaster of quirky news and hilarious anecdotes. We kick things off with a nostalgic nod to our journey over the past seven years and some exciting news about our ever-popular trivia nights at the Richmond Elks and plans to expand to the local VFW. Plus, catch up with our sports chatter as we keep one eye on the Notre Dame game amidst the laughter.From peculiar happenings at Piggly Wiggly to the whimsical idea of renaming the Gulf of Mexico, we cover all the bizarre stories you didn’t know you needed. Dive into the world of "Divorce Day" in January and the fascinating, if not slightly absurd, reasons behind it, like the fallout of disappointing holiday gifts. There's also a nudge towards practicality with stories about backup underwear and discussions on how the

Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" to the hilarious escapades of pranksters sneaking into a Texas A&M game with names that would make anyone chuckle, we keep the laughter coming with our unique blend of humor and audience interaction. With listeners chiming in during our live trivia nights, there's never a dull moment, and you're invited to be part of the fun.Get ready for some truly bizarre tales that put the “strange” in stranger than fiction. Picture this: a man makes quite the impression at a Connecticut Italian restaurant, and it’s not because of his choice of pasta. We also dive into a hairy situation in Europe, where infants unexpectedly developed werewolf-like symptoms due to a misapplied medication. The absurdity continues w

Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like "Don't kill any kids today" and "Get off your damn phone" bring humor to everyday traffic. We're sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers, discussing the impact of these cheeky messages and sharing our dreams of beachfront escapes to melt away winter blues. It's all about the quirky, the whimsical, and the downright hilarious side of news that you won't find in your typical headlines.From a South Korean man strapped with creepy crawlies in Peru to a UK drug dealer hilariously outing his own ketamine stash, our stories this episode are as bizarre as they come. We delve into a world where imaginary bear attacks on luxury cars become the centerpiece of fraud schemes. Join us as we unpack these wild tales of criminal creativity and marvel at the absurdity of it all—because sometime

Ever wonder what it takes to be billed for your own accident? We start with a jaw-dropping incident from Oregon, where a 71-year-old cyclist found himself in the absurd position of being charged by the very ambulance that ran him over. As we shake our heads at this peculiar business model, we also muse over the creative potential of AI in adding a humorous twist to these kinds of stories. Meanwhile, our AI intern gives its own quirky interpretation of the incident, proving that even artificial minds can have a sense of humor.As we hit the road on this podcast ride, we fondly recall the bygone days of a go-kart race in Richmond, only to be sidetracked by the tale of a fake Halloween parade in Dublin. Thousands were left scratching their heads and checking their calendars when a hoax website rallied them for an event that didn't exist. The unpredictability of social media strikes again, leading us into a discussion about the whimsical world of viral content, like a Canadian couple's shock upon discove

What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of "utter junkitis" kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the future of AI in intimate human interactions and whether robots could replace doctors in personal medical situations. Would you lose a limb for a fortune? That's just one of the outrageous hypotheticals we tackle alongside real-life tales that defy belief. We delve into the irony of a couple caught with drugs in a bag labeled otherwise, and a father-son driving lesson that goes hilariously wrong when the nine-year-old hits the gas instead of the brake. The bizarre doesn’t stop there; we also reflect on a near-d

Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what's the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a questionable plan involving a shipping box.Are concert ticket prices proving the economy isn't as grim as it seems? And what do outrageous rumors about a vice presidential candidate and Haitian migrants tell us about today's media landscape? We'll break it all down, with a closer look at a disturbing shooting incident in Kentucky that you probably missed. Our discussion moves to the bizarre world of exotic pets, featuring insights from Eric Good’s HBO Max documentary "Chimp Crazy." You’ll la

Ever wondered why voting decisions can seem so daunting? Join us as we kick off the episode reflecting on the complex priorities that shape our choices at the polls, from the economy’s rollercoaster to securing a hopeful future for our children. We mix in some fun with our drink of the week and dive into a hilarious "Am I the Asshole?" scenario that you won’t want to miss. Plus, get ready for some wild stories that include an unexpected river plunge and an unforgettable mishap at a Kenny Chesney concert – laughter guaranteed.Have you ever thought about what your ideal funeral would look like? We certainly have! With a touch of humor, we explore the idea of making funerals more enjoyable, discussing everything from traditional services to lively celebrations of life. Want to avoid the summer humidity? We’ve got you covered! We chat about the quirky phenomenon known as "corn sweat," share random fun facts like the "bacon gene," and reminisce about RL Stine’s days with Bazooka Joe.

Ever wondered how a simple cocktail can break the monotony of your usual beer talk? Join Dutch Dalton, Kim Ross, the Gibbler, and Michael the Puddin' Summers as we shake up the After 2 Beers podcast with a fresh new format! We kick things off with our new cocktail recipe segment, featuring the delightful Tootsie Roll cocktail. From there, we dive into life lessons we'd impart to our younger selves, touching on financial smarts, the art of enjoying life's moments, and the value of authenticity and kindness. Plus, don't miss our take on recent Olympic highlights and more!In this episode's "Life Lessons and Advice" segment, we're getting real about the importance of investing early and managing debt. It's not all about the numbers, though—we emphasize making memories because not everyone gets to enjoy retirement. We also stress the value of living in a prosperous country, savoring the moments with family and pets, and shaking off unnecessary worries. As always, we spr

What if we told you that male ladybugs can mate with dead females for hours without realizing it? Buckle up for a wild ride as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "The Puddin'" Summers kick off this episode of the After Two Beers podcast with a spirited debate on the Mount Rushmore of sports movies. From Kimmy's picks like "Tin Cup" and "Remember the Titans" to under-the-radar gems like "The Running Man," our hosts leave no stone unturned. Along the way, we tackle the etiquette of ordering food near closing time and laugh our way through the "Am I the Asshole?" segment, where mundane dilemmas take on a whole new level of hilarity.Have you ever wondered why there's no blockbuster movie about darts? Neither have we, but that doesn't stop us from exploring quirky subjects like the mating habits of male ladybugs and the phenomenon of "latchkey incontinence." We blend fascinating facts about zebras and cryonics with personal anecd

Ever wondered why someone would nickname themselves "Puddin" or "Gibbler"? Well, you're in for a treat as Dutch Dalton, Kimberly Gibbler, and Michael Summers, aka Puddin, unravel the quirky stories behind their names. We're not just sharing fun tales; we're inviting all our local listeners to join the party live at E Studios! This episode is packed with engaging segments like our Mount Rushmore topic, Gibbler's hilarious giblets, and Puddin's thought-provoking "Am I the Asshole?" story. Plus, we explore some eye-opening news, including tips for women to enhance their orgasms and the shocking aftermath of a gamer's online rage.If you love TV and movie characters that stick with you long after the credits roll, we’ve got a nostalgic ride for you. From the heartfelt wisdom of Ted Lasso and the comedic genius of Al Bundy to the dark charm of Captain Jack Sparrow and the chaotic brilliance of Heath Ledger's Joker, we celebrate the performances that h

Have you ever wondered why malls were the ultimate hangout spots back in the day? Join us as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Kibler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers take you on a nostalgic journey through the golden era of shopping malls. From the high-tech gadgets of Radio Shack to the delicious aroma of Cinnabon wafting through the air, we reminisce about the charm and character that made these malls special. Our new "Mount Rushmore" segment kicks off with a bang, and trust us, you won’t want to miss Kimmy's "Gibbler's Giblets" or Puddin's intriguing "Am I the Asshole?" segment.Hold onto your hats (or should we say shopping bags?) as we also tackle current events, like Justin Timberlake's recent DUI incident and the viral fame of the "Hawk Tui girl" from Tennessee. Dutch brings some intriguing and dramatic news stories to the table, including a mother’s frantic snake scare and a wild roller coaster incident. The roller coaster story alone will hav

Ready for some laughs and a trip down memory lane? Our lively return to the After Two Beers podcast is nothing short of spectacular as we reunite in Kevin Shook's studio after an extended break. We share stories from our six-year journey, highlight unforgettable trivia nights, and reveal exciting plans for our new monthly schedule. Get ready to hear about past guests like Nikki Glazer, who has been setting stages on fire with her latest Netflix specials. Plus, we express our gratitude to our loyal Patreon supporters and hint at a special party just for them. This episode is packed with entertaining segments, including "Giblets," our fan-favorite "Am I the Asshole?" and some intriguing news updates.As we kick off this Memorial Day weekend episode, the fun and festive mood are set right from the start. Our "giblets" segment serves as the perfect humorous springboard into various captivating topics, ensuring you're well-informed and thoroughly entertained whether you'

Pour a cold one and get ready to chuckle as we welcome Michael Summers to the After Two Beers crew! Michael slides right into our banter about the quirks of daily life, from the irritation of self-service gas stations to the comical struggle of using a TV remote to log into apps. Our conversation is a rollercoaster of random hilarity, including a tantalizing trivia night we're gearing up for at the Elks Country Club, just before the total eclipse. Trust us, you're in for a treat with stories that will have you raising your glass and your spirits.Have you ever wondered about the great fast-food mascot showdown? Or contemplated the mysterious allure of Wendy's Frosties? We're dishing out laughs with a side of the absurd as we navigate through the lighter side of life's oddities. Craving some offbeat sleep remedies? We've got you covered with tips that might just turn your nighttime woes into a dreamy escape. Plus, don't miss our amusing insights on celebrity lifestyle quirks,

Hey After Two Beers aficionados, Dutch Daulton here alongside Kimmy Gibbler and Michael Summers, bringing the spice and nothing nice – well, except for some hefty laughter and heartfelt moments. Ever found yourself chucking over the high school drama of sports personalities or tossing and turning, trying to nail the elusive art of falling asleep? Buckle up, because we're about to regale you with tales of our nocturnal neuroses and mishaps between the sheets that might make you want to invest in some extra padding.This episode isn't just about the chuckles; it's a veritable smorgasbord of curious ponderings and wacky revelations. From the NFL's authenticity being scrutinized through our humor-tinted spectacles to the hidden dangers lurking in the throes of passion, we're dissecting the outrageous and the everyday with a side of snark. Prepare to be amused by our ambulance drama recount and the unexpected library shenanigans that are sure to raise eyebrows – and possibly your blood pres

Have you ever wondered what Taylor Swift and NFL tight ends have in common? Pour yourself a glass and join us as we shake off the hiatus hangover with tales that'll have you rethinking celebrity influence and savoring the oddities of everyday life. From the laugh-out-loud saga of a porta-potty disaster to the heated debate over sports integrity and the surge of female fans in the NFL, we're toasting to the quirks and conundrums that keep our world spinning.This episode isn't just about the mishaps and mayhem; it's a deep dive into the cultural impact of celebrities and the shockwaves that ripple through local economies when they strut their stuff. Imagine trusting snail mail with a lottery fortune or pondering the economic intricacies of an OnlyFans account; we're covering it all. And if that’s not enough, we've got folklore that could change the way you sneeze, plus a heartstring-tugging reflection on the legendary Manny Pacquiao.So, grab your headphones and settle in for a ride

Ever feel like you're walking on eggshells while disciplining your kid? Or wonder if you come off as the 'asshole' when you're just trying to teach them some respect? We know how that feels, and we're here to share our stories, lessons learned, and open up a conversation about parenting styles and the fragile line between understanding and discipline. Get ready for an episode filled with laughter, debates, and a little bit of Elvis Presley and Etta James.We've also got a hilarious A to B news segment that involves a man at a La Quinta Inn and the incessant pumpkin spice frenzy. Brace yourselves for a deep-dive into some of the most iconic performances in music history - from the Beatles to Elvis and Etta James. We'll take you on a trip down memory lane, discussing the magic of those moments and how they continue to inspire us. But hold on, we're not done yet. Prepare for a laughter riot as we explore some of the craziest things people have managed to get stuck in their