Man Yells At News

Just two ADHD goblins having a chat <3Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

The horrors persist, so have some good newsStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/group-celebrates-20-years-of-steering-surplus-office-furniture-away-from-landfill-and-into-communities/https://apnews.com/article/bookstore-book-brigade-chelsea-michigan-03c553623c91c16a272b8a8149e4c298Alicehttps://www.ddw-online.com/european-universities-offer-scientific-refuge-to-us-researchers-34143-202503/#:~:text=Several%20prestigious%20European%20universities%20are,scientific%20facts%20and%20against%20researchers%E2%80%9D https://www.yahoo.com/news/80-birds-rescued-animal-fighting-161256363.html?guccounter=1 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Manhattan-turkey-Astoria-returns/2421744909473/ https://birdfact.com/articles/can-wild-turkeys-fly https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/16/raccoon-storm-drain-grate-Holyoke-Massachusetts/9771744821648/

Jane’s cat Smudge joins us for this one! We all melt *immediately* from the cuteness overload. Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/earths-tiniest-wildcat-is-captured-on-camera-for-first-time-the-rusty-spotted-cat-of-india/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/little-boy-calls-911-after-mom-ate-his-ice-cream-mommy-is-being-bad-but-cops-solve-the-case/(Snitches don't get dessert)Alicehttps://www.npr.org/2025/03/20/g-s1-54909/golden-toilet-stolen-cattelan-6-million-convicted (update)https://news.sky.com/story/the-blobfish-worlds-ugliest-animal-named-fish-of-the-year-in-new-zealand-13332179 Laurenhttps://apnews.com/article/cybertruck-recall-tesla-elon-musk-nhtsa-8c517e21aa1119d74b9db39f6aca01b (lol)https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/20/australia-magpie-Coles-Coburg-North-Victoria/8671742500304/ https://

This month Iggymaid joins us! la;ksfqowiefjiopl;asf owq eHumans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerIgg’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/iggymaid.bsky.socialIgg’s Twitch: twitch.tv/iggymaidIgg’s Linktree: linktr.ee/iggymaidAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedAlicehttps://news.sky.com/story/scientists-trying-to-bring-back-the-woolly-mammoth-create-a-woolly-mouse-13321512https://news.sky.com/story/thieves-stole-2-8m-gold-toilet-at-blenheim-palace-in-just-five-minutes-court-hears-13316421Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recovery-of-endangered-marsupials-is-utterly-extraordinary-population-up-45-since-australian-bushfires/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/galapagos-rail-rediscovered-after-190-years-following-island-restoration/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/28/iguana-loose-connecticut/3851740764773/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/04/California-Highway-Pat

ADHDventures with Lauren and JaneLauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tribal-bison-ranchers-return-thousands-of-animals-to-native-lands-and-witness-an-ecosystem-rejuvinate/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/after-his-beloved-yoga-ball-deflates-lonely-donkey-receives-donated-balls-from-across-bc/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/21/Scottish-highland-bull-Kent-Connecticut/4221740157190/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Chicago-big-beaver-Urban-Rivers/8661740087239/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Tennessee-Knoxville-porcupine/1591740078267/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/bat-eared-fox-Living-Gardens-Palm-Desert-California/1801739377569/

Alice joins us for mummy jerky and a bunch of cute animals!Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/while-a-czech-region-plans-its-hydroproject-beavers-do-it-for-them-saving-millions/https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/1.7457607 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtY8q8gj40 Alicehttps://news.sky.com/story/ancient-egyptian-mummies-smell-sweet-and-spicy-researchers-say-13309255https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-power-outage-in-sri-lanka-blamed-on-a-monkey-13306607 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/03/australia-flying-fox-bat-hotel-swimming-pool/2841738601179/ https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1336161290732891 (video of previous story)https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/escaped-emu-Batesville-Mississippi/5741739392595/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck&t https://www.youtube

Hee hee hee we got a Beff, a Steph and a Phee <3 :D Also it buttsmasLauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerBeff’s Webcomic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Beff’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.socialBeff’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire Phee’s Twitter: https://x.com/PhoenixToothillSteph’s Stuffs: https://www.thejimquisition.com/ Stories UsedPheehttps://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2024/december/diamond-battery-media-release.html Stephhttps://townflex.com/chicken-gets-her-own-hi-vis-jacket-to-help-cross-the-road/ (optional) Beffhttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/robot-grasshopper-helps-restore-lost-seagrass-meadows-around-the-world/ Laurenhttps://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5

Laura joins us. Gay ensues. <3Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Laura’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/googly-eyes-prank-takes-council-34321190 https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stanford-scientists-transform-ubiquitous-skin-bacterium-into-a-topical-vaccine-against-tetanus/Laurahttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/revolutionary-infertility-treatment-uses-tiny-robots-to-clear-a-pathway-in-clogged-tubes/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/giant-puffball-mushroom-feeds-her-family-for-a-week/Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/owl-christmas-tree_n_6766d9cde4b0248ed6ed3e93 https://apnews.com/article/oldest-bird-lays-egg-wisdom-hawaii-5e7867ba9c8a51373d4d570f73fa7c2d

Alice liek furretLauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedLaurenhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/11/21/weasel-shoe-thief-japan-kindergarten/ https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-eagle-camera-watch-46d6e3453fae8b671d5373740f6f95a8 Alicehttps://apnews.com/article/new-hampshire-shelter-mice-453194952194094f71ddfcab3294eb66 https://apnews.com/article/quasi-giant-hand-wellington-sculpture-zealand-art-cfcd3599eda341b78741dcfcf519edbd Janehttps://apnews.com/article/latvia-counterfeit-detergent-ariel-criminal-gang-7c90d2a2fd2fb8dd8f8fc322867680b0https://apnews.com/article/bear-costume-insurance-fraud-vehicles-california-791f330b81d0ef627caf1b00a6daf69f

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7dhttps://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4Alicehttps://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddarhttps://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminate

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7dhttps://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4Alicehttps://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddarhttps://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminate

Lauren really likes Matt Berry, Jane has some very good raccoons, and some people who try to do the least end up doing the most?The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://soranews24.com/2024/10/15/tokyo-space-out-tournament-draws-nearly-100-competitors-finds-whos-the-best-at-doing-nothing%E3%80%90video%E3%80%91/https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2024/10/07/north-kitsap-home-attracts-dozens-of-hungry-racoons/75562924007/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/behold-the-heaviest-pumpkin-in-europe-weighing-as-much-as-a-honda-civic/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPp_-LOb0k Laurenhttps://www.musictimes.com/articles/105906/20241023/kamala-harris-locks-critical-juggalo-vote-major-insane-clown-posse-endorsement.htm https://www.burnleyexpress.net/news/crime/pendle-man-arrested-after-he-arrives-at-police-station-with-two-males-tied-up-on-quad-bike-4837340 https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy

Joanna joins us again! We have fun here <3 The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Joanna’s Links: https://ko-fi.com/chickencooperative https://www.twitch.tv/chickencooperative  https://www.tiktok.com/@coopanimation Stories UsedJoannahttps://www.space.com/earth-mini-moon-asteroid-2024-pt5 Laurenhttps://www.kbtx.com/2024/09/21/seal-marking-her-50th-birthday-sancuatry-may-be-oldest-captivity/ https://www.wsls.com/news/weird-news/2024/09/21/lizard-on-track-halts-formula-1-practice-in-singapore/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4jsV3iOsGk (related to above)

Jane made us a new intro! I quite like it <3The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/origami-paper-sensors-detect-diseases-like-covid-with-a-mobile-phone/https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/astronomers-discover-biggest-ever-seen-black-hole-jets-which-blast-hot-plasma-well-beyond-their-own-host-galaxy/ar-AA1qMO9jLaurenhttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/watch-pigs-escape-police-kelowna-1.7328904 https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-train-cancelled-after-squirrel-refuses-get-off-2024-09-18/

HonkStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/chinese-doctor-removes-patients-lung-tumor-using-robot-from-3000-miles-away/https://thegoodnewshub.com/animals/abandoned-dog-hero-saves-38others/Laurenhttps://abc7.com/post/san-francisco-california-residents-complain-honking-waymo-driverless-cars/15185603/ https://www.newsweek.com/golden-retriever-regrets-helping-diy-1932601

Jane brings us a baby bird in a warm tortilla! And also a Lomo! Stories UsedJanehttps://7news.com.au/news/obituary-jack-karlson-man-behind-democracy-manifest-succulent-chinese-meal-viral-meme-has-died-c-15564341https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/baby-bird-rescued-in-texas-panhandle-wrapped-in-a-warm-tortilla-until-wildlife-experts-arrived/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tiny-frog-saunas-help-endangered-amphibians-fight-off-fungal-disease/Laurenhttps://www.syracuse.com/news/2024/08/man-charged-after-blowing-up-porta-potty-at-central-ny-beach-police-say.html https://local21news.com/news/local/an-unusual-prize-groundhog-found-amongst-stuffed-animals-in-pa-claw-machine-meadows-family-fun-mini-golf-in-duncansville-blair-county-pennsylvania-game-commission-pa Lomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/first-back-to-back-gharial-crocodile-hatchlings-born-in-north-america/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-way-of-protecting-tomatoes-from-deadly-bacteria-lets-plants-sniff-out-danger-naturally/

Unions now, unions forever!Stories UsedJanehttps://www.pcgamer.com/games/mmo/blizzards-world-of-warcraft-team-has-unionized/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/engineering-students-heed-call-for-a-chihuahua-in-need-tiny-helmets-for-niblet/Laurenhttps://abc7ny.com/post/flying-fish-damages-nj-couples-tesla-parked-atlantic/15086264/ https://kotaku.com/voice-actor-strike-sag-aftra-troy-baker-ai-cod-mw-3-1851604153

It's naked week for Lauren! Stories UsedJanehttps://www.npr.org/sections/goats-and-soda/2024/07/03/g-s1-7988/hiv-prevention-drug-clinical-trialhttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/22-tennessee-state-parks-provide-all-terrain-wheelchairs-for-visitors-to-use/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0F1VbB3XeM&list=PLKTj6PrgxBv-nTmTv-v0pgzhbHDglgH62 Laurenhttps://mustsharenews.com/woman-strips-national-television/ https://x.com/mrjeffu/status/1806463678247830011 https://sfstandard.com/2024/07/11/nudists-save-tourist-attack-castro/

Jane and Lauren talk about SANDVICHThe Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Beth’s Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks Stories UsedLaurenSAMMICHES AGAINhttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1trBPQy3Azxw1_XoosinenixxKK-5sw7Z?usp=sharing Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/lost-donkey-seen-living-with-elk-herd-5-years-later-living-his-best-life/