Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now?

In Ep. 23, “I’m Going To Gag” the boys fight through some technical difficulties to bring you the craziest, best conversation starting stories of the week, including: a school pooperintendent, being a bee alpha or beta, being a drunk flight attendant, having sex with a car, the deodorant challenge, and of course, the first of many intentional public births. This week also features the segments: conspiracy theory of the week, in my brain of the week, and, for the second week running, don’t you wish you could see this of the week, which features Nick and Keegs coming up with a new challenge to test both the heart and the mind.

Excerpt from Ep. 22- "The Ring Of Fire Challenge Pt. 1"

In this week’s episode of HAPAYHN, Keegan tries to eat three donuts in a minute, the guys shout into the mic a lot and as always bring you the most insane stories of the week, including: a long time doomsday conspiracy theorist changes his ways, Westworld ruins sex robots forever, airplanes maybe shouldn’t have windows, and of course, Prince Harry does something lame! This week’s episode also features the returning segments, "conspiracy theory of the week", "in my brain of the week", "thematic movie of the week", and "room tone"; as well as also introducing three new sections, "“need help” of the week", "who’s hotter of the week", and "don’t you wish you could see this of the week".

Excerpt from Ep. 21 "Episode 20 Has Been Redacted"

The boys redact episode 20 and jump right to episode 21 of “Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now?” as they bring you the most interesting weird news stories and most pressing issues of the week, including: the legitimacy of Salmonella poisoning, the correct ratio of animal attacks to number of times you go outside, why random dick size makes us human, and of course, David Copperfield is a coward. Features the sections Who’s Having A Bad Week of the Week, Rational Fear of the Week, Conspiracy Theory of the Week, Butterfly Effect of the Week, Thematic Movie of the Week, and a favorite, Room Tone.

Excerpt from Ep. 19 "Mixed Messages"

In Ep. 19 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs break down the weirdest, most interesting stories and lessons of the week, including: how to escape the police, how to propose not like a chump, exploring whether Canada has a foot fetish, and of course, the dumbest place in the world to hypothetically give birth. Also features the returning segments: in my brain of the week, rational fear of the week, butterfly effect of the week, thematic movie of the week, and maybe room tone, somebody may have forgotten about room tone (Nick).

Excerpt from Ep. 18 "Actively Not Apologizing"

In this week’s episode of HAPAYHN the boys welcome on their first live guest, and dive into all of the most exciting stories of the week, including: idiots ruining embryos, professional clowns running for congress,the secret to surviving an airplane crash, dying from anti-diarrhea medication, and much much more. Also features the segments: In My Brain Of The Week, Rational Fear Of The Week, Butterfly Effect Of The Week, Conspiracy Theory Of The Week, Thematic Movie Of The Week, and of course, Room Tone.

Excerpt from Episode 17 "Fruitcake"

In this week’s episode of HAPAYHN, cowardly hosts Nick and Keegs get a little help on the theme from their listeners and break down the most interesting stories of the week, including: how dumb are fish, how dumb is live bee acupuncture, how dumb are middle schoolers, how dumb is fruitcake, and much much more. Features the return of weekly sections: In My Brain of the Week, Rational Fear of the Week, Thematic Movie of the Week, and the return of a crowd-favorite, Room Tone. Also introduces the new section, Conspiracy Theory of the Week.

In Episode 16 of HAPAYHN, the boys try to get in touch with their friend Domhnall, and jump into the most exciting stories of the week, including: reevaluating Elon Musk, spending 19 thousand dollars on a cat, a tough week for United Airlines, our big celebrity crush, and of course, what happens when you feed a puppy to a snapping turtle in front of a classroom filled with children. Features the segments: in my brain of the week, rational fear of the week, I’m feeling confident of the week, butterfly effect of the week, thematic movie of the week, and the most popular segment in podcast history, room tone. Brought to you by Domhnall Gleeson, our friend, Domhnall Gleeson.

In Episode 15, Hosts Keegs and Nick dive into the most insane stories of the week, including: JR Smith throwing soup, lacing gummy bears with melatonin, surprise births, the most boring message in a bottle of all time, and of course, otters attacking old people. Also includes the classic sections: rational fear of the week, in my brain of the week, penalty box of the week and, the crowd favorite, room tone. Brought to you by no one, we can pay our own way.

In Ep. 14 of HAPAYHN, “Wine Culture” hosts Keegs and Nick dive into the most exciting, dangerous, and newsworthy stories of the week, including: nudists, how to ruin your brand as a lion whisperer, adopted pigs, the easiest way to go viral, and most importantly, somebody’s trying to take our moms’ culture away. Also features Keegs writing a craigslist missed connection that gets him tossed into the penalty box, rational fear of the week, butterfly effect of the week, and of course, the most original section in any podcast ever made ever, room tone.

In this week’s episode of HAPAYHN, “The History Of Italy”, the boys throw Britain into the penalty box and hop into the most exciting news of the week, including: conning old folks, pandas, angry Italian people, the dirtiest city in America, and the Nigerian Exam Board. Features the segments: in my brain of the week, rational fear of the week, butterfly effect of the week, thematic movie of the week, room tone, and a call from Keegs' mom.

In this episode, hosts Nick and Keegs enjoy a live crowd, say some terrible things, and dive into the most exciting stories of the week, including: Keegan might suck at basketball, eye worms, Valentine’s Day, allergies, and door-opening robots. This episode features the return of the segments: rational fear of the week, in my brain of the week, butterfly effect of the week, penalty box of the week, and of course, room tone.

In this episode, hosts Nick and Keegs nurse massive hangovers and dive into the most exciting stories of the week, including: unibrow shaving daycares, Justin Trudeau’s inner monologue, short guys, entrepreneurial Girl Scouts, and murdering your emotional support animal. This episode features the return of the segments: rational fear of the week, in my brain of the week, butterfly effect of the week, penalty box of the week, and of course, room tone.

Nick and Keegs dive into the weirdest stories of the week, including: old white ladies, eating other peoples' shit, eating other peoples' horses, english-speaking orcas, our cowardice, and much more. This episode includes the return of hit segments: penalty box of the week, in my brain of the week, butterfly effect of the week, rational fear of the week, room tone, and most exciting of all, Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now?'s first ever interview.

In this episode of Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Hosts Keegs and Nick dive into the hottest stories of the week, including: Keegs' underperforming basketball team, the Colin Kaepernick Curse develops, punching yourself in the face, what movies to show your newborn, cursive is stupid, and of course, Ed Sheeran’s proposal. This episode also features the segments: in my brain of the week, rational fear of the week, butterfly effect of the week, thematic movie of the week, penalty box of the week, room tone, and of course, everybody's favorite, 3 rounds of try and steal Keegs' identity.

In Episode 8 of “Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now?” hosts Keegs and Nick dive into our relationship with the natural world, which includes eye grabbing topics such as: the way we murder lobsters, giving birth (again), eating poisonous blowfish, eating poisonous laundry detergent, holding in sneezes, forgiving rats for the black plague, and many more. In addition, Keegs announces an exciting move into the sports’ market, as well as an unfortunate retirement. This episode features the return of hit segments: in my brain of the week, rational fear of the week, butterfly effect of the week, room tone, as well as everybody’s favorite, try and steal Keegs' identity.