Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again. (848) 863 5343 ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com  ~|~ patreon.com/asterios

A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha. (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.   (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- www.patreon.com/asterios

On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.   (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -| http://www.patreon.com/asterios 

Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D. LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her. And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY! (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts. Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers." And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops! (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card? A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants! (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club! (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

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Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird? (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived! (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha goes "South Of The Border." Asterios buys "loosies." And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice! (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans." Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes. And Nathen has had it with Google reviews. (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats. Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars. And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons? (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios