Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans." Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts." Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters." (848) 863 5343 -|- theloudestpodcast@gmail.com -|- patreon.com/asterios

Asterios fixes Frozen 2.    Sirancha fixes Asterios' fixes.   And Nathen calls out Sierra Santana, Girl Reporter.     * * *   Voicemail: (848) 863 5343   Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com   Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios      * * *    iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loudest-podcast/id1382951937    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6NPjuVErySvaCor8tvQwLa    PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997   Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20  

Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous.  Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one.  And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter.  ----more---- * * * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343  Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com  Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios    * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave PO Box 90700  Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997    * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here:  https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug. Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug. Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide! Like all good drugs, the first one's free. To get future episodes, subscribe to patreon.com/asterios

LimeJinjo unleashes the horror that is Fanboy & Chum Chum.    Asterios returns the favor, with a trip to D.C. Follies.    Neither will ever be the same.    Like all great drugs, the first one's free. To hear future episodes, subscribe to patreon.com/asterios.

Asterios gives his worst advice yet.    Sirancha learns about "Uber, but for private planes."    And a coin-stealin' criminal leaves a very angry voicemail.    ----more----   * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343  Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com  Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios    * * *  iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loudest-podcast/id1382951937  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6NPjuVErySvaCor8tvQwLa    * * * Send us crazy stuff: 8801 5th Ave  PO Box 90700  Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997    * * *  Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20 

Asterios gets rejected by Ex-Lax.    Sirancha encounters yet another drive-thruumer.    And Tallard is NOT allowed to use the camera we're "borrowing" from Target.      * * *    Voicemail: (848) 863 5343    Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com    Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs. Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals. And we read your emails. Unfortunately.   * * * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios 

Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.  Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.  And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped!    * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha fights the recline of western society. Asterios calls the cops. And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!   * * * Do you have the "right to recline?" Voat! https://strawpoll.com/zb7gb4hd   * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha trolls her way to the top. Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom. And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again. * * *  Who's the best Replacement Rancha? Vote here: www.patreon.com/posts/33912732 * * *  Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios kills during his "addict share." Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet. And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.   Voicemail:(848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore. Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole. Asterios is still welcome in both places!   * * * Vote for who's McDonalds Top 5 is better: https://strawpoll.com/x5g5d671   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets. Asterios thanks his various "guys." And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over... ...THE TROLL TRIAL.   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon. Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute. And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios eats at a steampunk themed chocolatorium.   Geek girls are mean to Sirancha.   And Baby Yoda gets punched.     *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship. Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge. And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail. Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies. And is the McChicken the key to everything?   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Sirancha ruins Santacon. Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim. And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.   * * * We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters. Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream. Here's all the easy ways you can give: 1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please. PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997 You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.   2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves. paypal: asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com venmo: @asterios   3. Send tampons directly to the charity: I Support the Girls Attn: Dana Marlowe P.O. Box 2736 Wheaton, Maryland 20915   4. Donate directly to the charity: https://isupportthegirls.org/get-involved/financial-donation-to-i-support-the-girls/

Sirancha embarks on a new career. Asterios coins several pornographic phrases. And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.   *  *  * Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios