Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel." Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded. And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!

Sirancha's dad drops some redpills. Asterios thinks COVID has "a branding problem." And Nathen just can't keep his lasagna frozen.

It's post-crash 2013. Fax machines are smaller than ever. Cyber-modems run at a blistering 28.8 baud. And TV channels? Yeah, there's over FIFTY. But in the ashes of Bay City, two...heroes (?)...will rise.

Sirancha gives the listeners a guided tour of JREG's astonishingly bizarre apartment. Plus: voice mails are back! For the last time?

Asterios gives his niece an anime intervention. Sirancha defends the cosplay-phobic. And how the Reddit app ruins our lives, and yours. 

Asterios is threatened by his niece. Sirancha hunts for a landmonster. And Nathen Mazri, we know you're reading this, you dirty namesearcher, you.

Our most disgusting episode yet. And that's saying something.

Sirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal. 

Election chatter! Cereal chatter! The Thought Cops chatter! And SIRANCHA RETURNS!!!   http://hyperurl.co/LOUDEST

Who would Hank Hill vote for? Or Naruto? Or the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card? Lime & Niko discuss.  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Due to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. It's about Mario Party!  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog. Asterios holds a troll trial. And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.

Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high. (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.  (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com

Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this. (848) 863 5343 ~|~ patreon.com/asterios ~|~ theloudestpodcast@gmail.com