Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

You'll never guess what she does next!

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We suffered. Now: you will suffer.

It's good when you have to clarify you're "not" Kanye

Rancho tosses our episode outline to recap the plot of Nicolas Cage's "The Family Man" 

Oh geez

Also: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265

Also: Peter Griffin something something something Lois' Mom

Rancho's out to sea this week! Good ol' Tad fills in with a horrifying story about his "based" dad.

All the audio + video in this best of has been completely remastered since our original release on January 20th. Hope you enjoy. Edited and curated by Smarty! Follow him on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/smartydoesstuff INCLUDING: --Rancho Gets Jury Duty --Shit Like An Eagle --Spider Man Wedding --Demi Levato Apology --Twitch Coomer Lawsuit --Funko Or Fakeo --Katlin Bennet Poops --WeWork Implodes --Homestuck Deep Dive --Bang or Boing --Agent Porgty-Seven

Can YOU crack these two cutaway-related cases?

I can't believe you people made me write that keyword-packed episode title

This is the worst apology yet

Today Asterios learned that Ned was one of "The Try Guys"

Can the family hear the baby talk? We find out.

Also: Rancho gets into "dole bludging."

Also: Sirancha buys an eight pound ball of Garnet

She really goes hard this episode

Also: "Middle-Aged Bro Tips" with Asterios Kokkinos