Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

Also: Asterios gets banned from the family Minecraft server

For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"

Also: Rancho chases three different wild birds out of our house

Asterios did something so stupid it would have gone viral on Buzzfeed back in 2011. Also: we dive into the world of "World Of T-Shirts!"

And: Niko teaches you the right (and wrong) way to trip balls

Rancho eats an entire bag of "Heavy Hitters" gummies and loses her mind on air for your amusement. Enjoy!

Also: how exactly did that guy get diarrhea "all throughout" that airplane? We discuss.

Imagine leaking your own mugshot for clout

You'll never guess what happened

Did you know you can gamble real money on Wheel of Fortune? One boomer's wallet found out the hard way.

Also: is it "Loaf & Chug" or "Loaf & Jug?"

King Cobra pregames before hanging out with his dad for some reason.

In this extra-sized 200th episode we react live to the ENTIRE Nathfield Podcast! Even the teaser episode, which is just a pig grunting.

Sirancha "cuts a promo" on Bluey, then teaches Asterios about Dr. Umar, Kevin Samuels & the "Hotep" movement.

Also: we review the mid finale of MILF Manor.

Also: Naruto Vapes expands into the lucrative "gas station boner pills" market

Also: Asterios fails to get into the VIP entrance at a Harlem Globetrotters game

Also: we see Monday Night RAW live + take a deep dive into the Breaking Bad / Popcorners "Lore"

However bad you think it is, it's worse

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIRDS! also this entire episode is satire, we would never loot the three philly sephoras within a 20 block radius of each other