Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

Lordy, lordy, etc.

Also: Rancho's dad sends a series of "colorful" letters to his local officials.

the final swap

She also made me listen to more Greer

WHAT DID YOU GET HER?

Last week, Sirancha attended one of America's many, many 4th of July shootings. Meanwhile, Asterios tried several brands of light ice cream.  

Vote for July's sticker. The losers get DESTROYED: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68325412

We shall suffer together

Plus: Rancho pitches a new mashup of Nathfield and Garfield named Grathfield

Imagine if that restaurant from Five Nights At Freddy's was a discord server

Also: Nintendogs

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NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?

He's such a lil' shitlord

Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE

Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine

(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement

Number 76 will shock you.

Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"

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