Waifu Wars & The Five Minute Podcast

They found a way to make it even more traumatizing.

Can YOU guess how long we made it before turning it off?

50% terrifying, 50% hilarious, 100% unhappy she made me watch this.

We're all praying this is her last birthday Edited by ZWICK!

Some of these recipes WON'T kill you!

And: WorldOfTshirts releases the song of the summer. And And: Kanye West sexts his assistant—which is 100% not allowed!

And: our local 7-11 experiences a devastating coup d'état

There's blood on your hands, listeners!

We're traveling this week + couldn't record a full episode! But here's an all-new tale of Asterios not knowing how to be normal.

The Bloxburg Protests are in full effect. Rancho has the latest.

And, for tax purposes, we read The Big Bang Theory's "Big Book of Lists"

And: Joe-Joe Siwa "wrote" a new song

And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)

Who knew an underground weed "restaurant" in an abandoned bagel store could be bad

What do our vulnerable child stars need? Two words: Nathen Mazri.

In the Zoomers hour of need, their digital savior returns...

Sirancha's Hamtaro pencil toppers arrive just in time for us to review "Hamtaro: The Captive Princess."

And: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at once

Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers. Three different times.

Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)