Minion Death Cult

Listen to every episode of Minion Death Cult for $3.11/mo at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult   The world is ending. Yacht untiers and thot deniers are responsible. We're documenting it.   This week we have two stories, each with only one good take possible. We discuss the others   1. A story of female-on-male sexual harassment goes viral, leading some to say "it's good that this is getting some recognition in media" and leading others to say "that guy is gay."   2. Betsy DeVos has her Yacht "vandalized." If you think this is at all funny, you're probably antifa (no really. we mean that in a good way)

The world is ending. Facebook is cops. We're documenting it. A woman has her praying hand pried apart by police in her own home; who does facebook side with?? Alex Jones gets temporarily banned from facebook. Who does Ted Cruz side with?? Watch our first full video episode on Youtube and subscribe to help us get our custom url!  

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode of Minion Death Cult. The world is ending. Sidewalk-Slammin' Socialists are responsible. We're documenting it. In one of the wildest, most MDC episodes ever, the Daily Caller has a story about a harrowing DSA rally, wherein the author nearly found her humanity. The comments section reacts to this news with nazi comparisons, ACDC references, and the threat of shooting civilians. Plus, Donald Trump gets his Hollywood star absolutely crushed, and facebook will NOT "fuhgiddaboutit"

The world is ending. Opinionated, political piano men are responsible. We're documenting it. Billy Joel wants to crack Nazi skulls. People who totally aren't nazis don't like that. We get one of our most repulsive comment sections from Mediaite. "Men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos": the meme that launched 50k laugh reacts. If God wanted you to have that many holes, he would've given them to you at birth, etc. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week. Subscribe to our youtube account for a video version of the episode every week as soon as I can get my shit together. 

The world is ending. PC Pizza Traitors and Un-decorous anti-monarchists are responsible. We're documenting it. Papa John goes to racial sensitivity training and promptly says the N word. Trump goes to England and befouls the queen with his impertinent walking style. Libs are furious.

This week we do a deep-dive on the closed feedback loop of the #walkaway campaign, a "movement" that purports to represent liberals walking away from the Democratic Party by the thousands. Join our own movement at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear this episode 

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we have a cult leader shake-up, and Leigh joins us to talk about a couple very serious issues: How the emasculation of modern dogs is making them afraid of fireworks and a Police Officer posts a call-to-action on his facebook page about the dirty burger he was served at Burger King  

This week we cover the Supreme Court's Janus ruling and Anthony Kennedy's subsequent retirement. [Anime Butterfly Meme] The butterfly is labeled "the destruction of public sector unions." Anime boy labeled "Fox News": "Is this a win for government workers?" We also cover Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's DSA victory in New York, and how for some reason the coporate media isn't cool with that. Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week.

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear every episode This week, Liberals and Liberal publications like USA Today and The Washington Post clutch their pearls at leftist activism while the president of the United States repeatedly calls a sitting congresswoman a stupid man. A conservative facebook page argues that if conservatives want to win this civil war, they must be willing to do the unthinkable--protest outside of Maxine Waters' house. Finally, the libs celebrate victory as alcohol prices (abroad) go up due to Trump tariffs, and Bikers For Trump disavows Harley Davidson, previously the most honest, down-to-earth motorcycle manufacturer around.

Another unarmed black kid is killed by the cops, and we have the biggest-brained white-hot takes for you folks, plus a couple warm takes from seemingly unlikely allies. Also, a small-business hero demonstrates her plucky ingenuity by kicking the Gorgeous Sarah Huckabee Sanders out of her restaurant, and this of course means civil war. Subscribe to patreon.com/miniondeathcult and for $3.11 you'll get a bonus episode every week. We're donating all the Patreon money from June to Immigrant Defenders Law Center, so if you're going to subscribe, do it now. You can also donate directly at immdef.org/donate

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a weekly bonus episode. All proceeds from this month's Patreon support will go toward helping immigrants with legal help at Immigrant Defenders Law Center, or you can donate directly to them at their link. This week we continue covering the horror at the border, but with the benefit of a relatively good bit of news: the Metro DC DSA action that saw protestors confronting DHS Director Kirstjen Nielson while she dined at a DC restaurant. Plus, we recount our experiences at a local city hall meeting concerning the California Sanctuary State law, and the real-life minions we encountered. And finally, we stumble onto what may be the most important story of our generation: the identity of Qanon

This week we address the utterly cruel Trump administration policy of separating immigrant children from their families, and the various apologia supporting it, including: "the Bible," "the Democrats," and "I have cancer." Also, we're giving this month's Patreon proceeds to Immigrant Defenders Law Center. Come to the Inland Empire DSA meeting this Wednesday, 7:30pm, in Riverside, CA. Get a bonus episode of MDC every week at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This week the cult has a show about a take about a take about a take, starting with Rudy Giuliani's heinous comments about sex workers and expanding outward to first cover MSNBC, and then the right wing in general. Also: Bill Maher has an amazing take on how the left is going to win this thing: tank the economy! Put people out of work to own Trump. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and to be entered into a drawing to win a free MDC T-shirt.

Listen to this and every weekly bonus episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the Cult takes on two candidates for office openly advocating for pedophilia, one of whom can't stop posting on Facebook, and the other of whom created entire forums dedicated to the cause, and the Washington Post somehow makes this the fault of a Democratic governor. Also: Bernie Sanders advocates for Disneyland workers, and that injustice will not stand

This week a bona-fide professor helps The Cult take on the college campus free speech crisis--with a twist! We're talking about a story from Stanford University wherein a conservative professor conspired with Republican students to conduct opposition research on a liberal student in an effort to "crush" them. Also: we cover the No Safe Spaces documentary about the way conservative good boys like Ben Shapiro and Tim Allen are being "spooked" by the left. Hear the rest of our episode with Michael on the Coal Barron bailout at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Listen to this and every premium episode for $3/month at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the cult does its own sensitivity training to address problematic behavior, and we're joined by Patrick Boswell, a Starbucks barista who actually attended the company's racial sensitivity training session on Tuesday Filled with such woke-isms as "Be Color Brave," and "Look POC in the eyes," Patrick shares some of the training materials with us, as well as his experience in the program. Also: Roseanne gets fires for continuing to be super racist, and the internet does not take it well.

This week we talk to writer and twitter provocateur Rob Rousseau about his extremely funny tweet and the extremely funny response from Fox News, The Daily Wire, and the conservative commentariat at large Plus: Real America scores a touchdown as Trump makes the football man stand for the America song

Go to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode   This week the pope tells a gay guy that God is cool with him being gay, and facebook is not cool with that   Also: some millennials dont like Chick Fil A, and it's a major problem.

Hear every episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the Cult covers the confirmation of the first ever female CIA director who also happened to oversee a black site in Thailand dedicated to the torture of detainees Also: the news hits close to home, when the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department "comes" "under" "scrutiny" over a photo of one of their deputies praying. This is sick stuff, folks! listen to the Intercepted podcast for more information on Gina Haspel and the CIA's propaganda campaign on her behalf  

Go to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode delivered straight to your podcast app The Death Cult earns its name today by celebrating the carnage in Gaza this week, and we're documenting it. We also cover the arguments for slave labor, and one peculiar argument against it.