Minion Death Cult

Subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday. We explain the reasons for the utter failure of the Oscars over the weekend (#metoo, pedophilia) and we introduce our first Blue Star Family segment with listener-submitted content.

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get access to every weekly premium episode. This week we cover Trump's incredible "I like taking the guns" comments and the implosion at r/the_donald because of them.   Also: a good-boy college republican goes on Tucker Carlson's Fox News program to show the entire nation a meme about him being a cracker.

On this episode all about Black Panther, Matt and I recount our harrowing experiences trying to see film as white men, and Tony is once again tricked into liking a problematic MLK meme.  Also: we find out who the REAL racists are (it's black people), pose our own theories about why Black Panther is making white people crazy, and FINALLY celebrate the REAL Black Panther: Dr. Ben Carson. Subscribe at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for weekly premium episodes

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for access to all weekly premium episodes. A woman and her son stand their ground for his free speech Trump mask by refusing to kneel at a grocery store.

Subscribe to the brand-new Minion Death Cult Patreon and get a full-length bonus episode every week for only $3/month. Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  This week MDC solves gun violence with Blackwater Babies, a Gruntstyle tees-for-guns program, and firearm anti-education. On a lighter note, we plumb the darkest depths of symbolism in the new Official White House Portraits of the Obamas that our tax dollars paid for.

This week we train our first-ever Blue Star Boy Spotlight on a top poster from the Deplorables facebook group, a man brimming with terrible posts and one very sad one. Also: Dilbert MCs a rap battle between MAGA dorks and Jay Z, and the results are spectacular. Please consider helping us out with a rating and a review in your apple podcast app, and tell a friend about the Cult.

On this episode: Adam Calhoun releases a provocative new T shirt, we review some sad incel standup by Facebook Personality “Luckless Matt,” 50% of our dads are racist, and we stare into the black eyes of Vince McMahon as he debuts the XFL (again), a football league for standing.

This week we've got two subjects close to home: Masculinity as defined by Spike TV (RIP) and their "Internal Manifesto," and the sale of California back to Mexico. What we learned from Spike TV: Men love crunching metal, bikinis, and toilets. Beer is a woman's drink. Men want to be friends with TV. What we learned from the boomers who want to sell California back to Mexico: California is going to burn anyway because of "Hellywood," Mexicans took over one of the suburbs, and help, my daughter still lives there. Please rate and review in iTunes, drop us a line at miniondeathcult@gmail.com, follow @iebreakfastparty on instagram for vegan burritos, and check out That Awful Sound Podcast

We're talking DACA, immigration, and sh!tholes this week and, as always, reporting on Facebook's response: Joe the plumber resurfaces to get bullied by his coworkers and assert that refugees and undocumented immigrants can vote. Immigrants should stay in their home countries and get rich working the mines, the Titanic brought my grandpa to America and you don't hear me complaining about it, DACA recipients get free college and possibly even a personal slave? And finally, an uplifting segment about how happy the Deplorables are since Trump's election. Please take a second to recommend the show to a friend and rate/review us in iTunes. It would be super helpful, and we'd appreciate it.

This week the cult takes on the christian bakers who refused service to gay couples, one of which cases is currently being heard at the Supreme Court. The comments section has thoughts as to why this isn't actually discrimination, occasionally at the expense of their own family members. Also: Taco Bell slips up and reveals its ties to the Illuminati with a new ad campaign.

This week our first story is a viral, totally fake, right-wing fantasy about a disrespectful millennial cashier who refuses to take a $20 bill with Trump's name on it. The Patron calls the cops. Our second story is the tragic tale of a cup-based restaurant in Tucson  who was forced to close its doors after posting a noxious, Pro-Trump, Anti-NFL list of grievances on its Facebook page and DARING it to go viral. Oops! If you like the show, please rate and review in iTunes. And send your meemaw's memes to miniondeathcult@gmail.com!

Subscribe. Rate and Review. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. This week: A feel-good story about impoverished waitstaff being graced by the patronage of a wealthy, stylish millionaire Also: a TRULY psychopathic Facebook post about chocolate milk and national politics that only gets worse the more you know about it.

Subscribe. Rate & Review. Witness MDC to your impressionable friends and family. This week we're talking about Smart Young Man-In-The-Moon Charlie Cuck from TP USA and his spicy, conservative-billionaire-funded millennial Good Boy memes. Also: Steven Crowder laments today's lack of internment camps, and we get a verifiable Smart Young Man in the Deplorables Facebook group, who is unfortunately repeatedly misgendered by his Boomer supporters.

SUBSCRIBE. RATE AND REVIEW IN ITUNES. WITNESS MINION DEATH CULT TO YOUR WEAK-WILLED FRIENDS AND FAMILY. This week we're talking about Christmas, our dealmaker in chief  recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Only Israel, and how, according to Facebook, this means the second coming of christ is right around the corner. Trump gave him the OK!  

Subscribe and Review! Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family! This week the cult covers Net Neutrality by way of Xibit memes, a totally fake, totally viral Sarah Huckabee Sanders right wing fantasy, and conspiracy theories about Michael Flynn, ABC (fake) News, and the stock market.  

Subscribe. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. Rate and Review, that we may ascend to a higher plane of iTunes statistics. This episode: Paul Joseph Watson develops a totally-new theory (this one has a hat!) about how soy turns men into “straight” leftists. Alpha Fatherbookers share testimonials about their and their children’s masculinity. The most miserable members of r/thedon_ald come to terms with their own soy boyhood and ask the comments section for help. Gorilla Mindman Mike Cernovich demonstrates how his alpha punditry dominates that of the beta soy boy late-night talkshow lineup  

This week: Why aren't millennials tearing down statues of Kevin Spacey? A Soundcloud rapper tries to score listens off the #metoo campaign. Members of The ACTUALLY FREE Speech Deplorables Facebook group go full galaxy brain in their defense of Roy Moore. Alex Jones celebrates a family Thanksgiving and triggers cardiologists everywhere. Please subscribe, rate and review, and share the show. Send us suggestions or your family's baggage at twitter.com/miniondeathcult Facebook.com/miniondeathcult or MinionDeathCult@gmail.com

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