Jubal's Phone Taps

Our old pal, "Pook" is back...and he's calling a bank because he needs a big loan to make his new original movie called "SUPER BOOTY"! C'mon... if you heard a title like that you'd HAVE to give him the money for it. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: midwestnerd. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National "Dump Day"! So Jubal is going to call a poor sucker from the "Break a Date" HOTLINE and tell him that his girlfriend is giving his chubby ass the boot! It's not AWKWARD... It's "Break a Date"!! Listen to the PHONE TAP. .(Image Courtesy: Strep72. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The LAST PERSON you want to have as your "life coach" is Jubal... he's willing to do and say LITERALLY ANYTHING to get your dumb, sorry, lazy ass up and motivated. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: moriza. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is all about CUSTOMER SERVICE... so when a woman buys underwear from his store, he wants to make sure she's HAPPY with it. Extremely Happy. Hear the awkward call in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: CEBImagery.com. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal loves messing with meatheads... that's why he calls up a guy and tells him he's no longer welcome at his gym. And you won't believe why! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Inf-Lite Teacher. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If your neighbor was suing you for thousands of dollars for cutting down a tree... the LAST person you'd want to hire as your lawyer is Miguel. He can barely even speak English, but he'll defend you to the death! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: taminator. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a teacher at school that's out on the PROWL... His name is Mr. Bruce and he's ready to make all the cougars at his school "purrrr". Listen to him work his magic on one of his student's moms in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Soahail.Fazluddin. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an elementary school teacher and DEMANDS to know why she's teaching her students about "twerking"... Apparently Jubal's daughter won't stop twerking all over the city and it's ALL this woman's fault! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: zennie62. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes girls can be a little CATTY with each other... and sometimes they can be just downright mean! Listen to this girl UNLOAD when Jubal tells her that another woman has been talking smack behind her back in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: neil conway. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a local gym to mess with the manager who is apparently not very good with customer complaints. You won't BELIEVE what Jubal gets him to agree do in order to keep his client satisfied! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: U.S. Pacific Fleet. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the WORST THINGS you can do is ask a woman if she's pregnant when she's not... And that's EXACTLY what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP! This is what happens when you put Ted the Stoner in charge of a cupcake shop. (Image Courtesy: Steve Koukoulas. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that she has an infestation problem in her apartment... and there's only ONE WAY to fix it. BURN EVERYTHING!!! In fact, he's already started! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: joeltelling. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that his bathroom remodel is going to be $12,000 more expensive than he originally thought... But hey, at least those new solid gold light dimmers are going to make that bathroom SPARKLE! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Matthew Nasholm. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that he will pay her $1000 to sing commercial jingles for his new toaster repair company... This PHONE TAP is proof that people are willing to do pretty much ANYTHING for the right amount of money! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: revedavion. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal goes to war with a restaurant employee that WILL NOT give him a reservation for dinner. Does this puny little man even KNOW who Jubal IS?!? Listen to the EPIC Phone Tap BATTLE in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: abardwell. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Resident meathead, Duff, calls up a total "breezy" because he heard she just got DUMPED... She'll probably feel better when Duff invites her onto his super SWEET boat. Chicks dig boats. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Kevin McShane. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal hires a wedding planner and asks for one of the WEIRDEST wedding ceremonies you've EVER heard! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Dave77459. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Jubal's NEWEST CHARACTER, Estaban! He loves house music, wearing under armour with lots of gold chains and going to tanning salons to hit on the chickas! Now he needs a girl to star in his new music video! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: [RoRRo]. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her how excited he is for her engagement... the problem she isn't engaged yet. Oops, did Jubal just RUIN the big surprise for her? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Incase. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doodle, the Adult Baby, needs 2 things in his life... a kindergarten tutor and a mommy. Maybe this girl on Craigslist can help Doodle with BOTH! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: samantha rebecca. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.