How Was Your Week With Julie Klausner

Hello my little horse chestnuts, 'tis I, the queens of whole foods (not the store).   This week we have an emotional journey through a dog's magnificent and necessary birthday party, my potential allergies, Anthony Weiner, and a cake that aspires to be more famous than Rihanna.   Slide into this baby like a bare foot into an Ugg boot!

Is that a death mask you're wearing or did you just get some micro-blading done? Either way, it looks scabby!   Miss Julie has returned to you and boy does she has some piping hot takes on Valentine's Day, human torture, and RuPaul's Drag Race! Does she have one on Star Wars? Yes, the old one because of Carrie Fisher and no other one.   There is also a very busy mouse you're going to have to deal with and that's just the way it is, pal.

Guess who it is! A globetrotting Jubee with tales of dudes and foods. Only one of those was worth the airfare to Yurope, can you guess which?   Plus: We dissect the plot of Rosemary’s Baby... also full of disappointing men!   It’s okay, Jimmy learned some new opera skillz – which is the main thing. Stick around for episode 216 and watch Difficult People on Hulu, ya dopes!

JUBEES BEAT HITLER! WE'RE BACK!   This week, while other cats want to fly, fold, and make bouquets, Jimmy wants to brandish his knife.   Meanwhile, we discuss David Lynch, German hotel managers, the goyim, and the 7 deadly sins (such as bird dancing, water parks, and chewing gum).   You are not dying. Watch Watch Difficult People season 3!

Gather round and hear the tale (or should we say TAIL) of Julie's recent emotional reckoning with the musical Cats (and also real cats)!   Then we'll deal with the cavalcade of stars at the DNC, this Pikachu character, and Margot Robbie – who is NOT basic anymore, as the posters for her new movie are aggressively telling us.   Can you wear a white suit if you're not Steve Martin in the 70's? You'll find out in episode 214.

Hello there, How-Was-Your-Weeklies! Guess who's back? It's your pal Julie reporting live from the streets of New York Cit-ay.   Here's some things we need to discuss: Daddy issues, The OJ Simpson doc, The Tony's, and the patriotism of jury duty.   Are you a bodega cat? We love your work. Are you a bodega cat owner? Doubly so.   Also: Be sure to take notes on everything that is clarified in part one before part two, it is crucial information.