Rocketto Punchi Podcast

Secret of the Ooze? More like Secret of the Boos! Just kidding - Bella's just mean. This time, we continue our Turtle Talk series (that's what we're calling it now) and discuss Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze!

5000 downloads seems like good a time as any to (deep) dish on the 1990 martial arts puppetry spectacular, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! But wait a second - who's this mysterious, devilishly handsome man crashing our episode?!

In this episode, we put more thought into talking about Mortal Kombat (1995) and Mortal Kombat (the other one) than went into making them! Also - Russell informs us that Nagatoro is turning ladies gay and I go on yet another tangent about being sexually attracted to Godzilla. Wholesome fun for the whole family! Also cum jokes.

"Wait - The Mummy isn't anime!" Well, thanks to noted homewrecker Scooby-Doo, there are some BIG changes (and sad goodbyes) coming to ol' Rocketto Punchi! But once that's out of the way - movie and anime news awaits, followed by a ONE HOUR discussion of the 1999 Universal classic, The Mummy!

Happy 50th episode! It's that time of the year again - time for Bella and Russell to talk about Scooby Doo way too much! We talk through Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo, a new movie that we have, uh... a LOT of thoughts on.

It took almost fifty episodes, but we finally duped a guest into joining us! The lovely Yoshino joins us to talk about video game anime, Playmobil movies, pregnant women killing each other, and short king Jet Li starring in... a Supernatural anime?! NOTE: There are some audio issues in this episode that came from all four of us. We're aware and we're sorry.

Robert's Anime Corner Store, '90s OVAs, and back flesh? Boy, we really do have it all in this definitely-not-rushed, absolutely polished episode that's totally... acceptable? Yeah, yeah, we'll go with that.

It's Discotek Day, folks! We're breaking down each new announcement from our fave anime company the only way we know how: badly, with a lot of dumb jokes.

KissAnime - gone too soon, or good riddance? Also! We get into the drama surrounding Krystal LaPorte, talk about lost dubs, and discuss Preston's apparent fetish for Ken!

Uzaki-chan's mouth: a medical concern or a cute moe trait? You decide. Also, we talk Gundam, catch up with some news, and dig deep into the Uzaki drama! We're back, baby.

Bella's gone, so the lads talk tossing, turtles, and, uh, other stuff. Wait, what are they tossing, anyway? Hold on a second... that's not how you make pizza!

We talk about a cool claymation show, but mainly, we just talk about Adam Sandler's feet. I mean, and anime. But mostly feet. Brought to you by Uncut Toes, your #1 delivery service for Adam Sandler's feet pics!

Bella and Russell discuss the finer points of Adam Sandler's storied career. Nah, just kidding, they're both incredibly horny for Interspecies Reviewers, which is actually a pretty good show? Maybe Funimation is being a bunch of puritanical prudes? Wait, is this episode another excuse to be horny for anime and bash Funimation? Yeah, probably. Anyway, listen to it, and try to see if you can tell that Bella did an edible before recording!

At long last, the Sonic movie is out, and the three of us have thoughts! Also, Preston waxes poetic about bussy, Bella's a general degenerate, and Russell tries to keep a grasp on his sanity through it all. What a champ!

This episode was sitting on Bella's hard drive from, uh, last June. So, yeah, Russell and Preston talk about Gundam for two hours, and it basically rules. Listen to it or mommy's going to be mad at you.

Oscars, Tonies, Kennedy Center Honors - move over! It's time for the first (or is it the second?) annual Weeby Awards! The most important awards show of the year, that definitely isn't an incoherent rambling trainwreck with occasional nuggets of wisdom from Russell and Preston!

Jinkies! Without Preston to curb them, Bella and Russell talk about Scooby Doo for literally two hours! Oh, and some other stuff.

Blank Check is a weird perverse hentai nightmare and you can't convince us otherwise. Also: convoluted lore! We talk about it!

What's the deal with Fate? We get to the bottom of it. Also, don't try to pick up girls by showing them the hentai you punch your meat to - especially if it's Funko Pop! ahegao. Oh, and this episode's about Trigger!

Russell and Preston take the wheel to talk about a strangely titled, wild, wonderful tokusatsu show. Where's Bella? Deep in study for the next episode...