Life's A Pitch Podcast

In this week's deleted scenes, Matt and Tom go off into a reverie about book adaptations. Then we turn a thought-provoking (as we understand) book into a mystery about a mean old dog catcher and spend ten minutes figuring out if we want the dogs' mouths to move when they talk. Prime Deleted Scenes content.

We pitch the movie adaptations of what we *assume* are the plots of a bunch of your favourite books. That's Not My Squirrel by Fiona Watt: Hugh Jackman stars as a stage magician who turns to dark powers (David Bowie) to discover the secrets of Christian Bale's stage show, in which he resurrects a squirrel from the dead. But can he put them back once the squirrels start weighing in on the matter? Also pitched this week: A country doctor by Franz Kafka Goodbye Mr Chips by James Hilton

In our last podcast of the year Tom gets too emotional about Avatar: The Way of Water so he calls his best friend to review it for him. We talk Christmas action movies and pitch a christmassy cosmic horror. Have a happy new year everyone!

It's the holiday season! And it wouldn't be complete without some gun shooting action would it! Honourable mentions A Stocking Full Of Bullets - Two gangs of Bandits fight over who gets their gifts from Santa first. Ho Ho Hold on a Second... Why Do You Have a Gun? - A kid and a Mall Santa stop a robbery at the Mall

A bumper dose of chat and pitching, from the animated ad series Kiwi Airlines, through tom's excitement about avatar, all the way up to how long it'll take the internet to replace the audio in the Mario Movie.

We pitch some Animated Animal Antics as a bunch of pets and zoo animals wreak havoc on the human world! The pet of an earl unwittingly becomes his next of kin, and ends up having to fight for animal food safety rights in the lesser known house of parliament, the Gazebo of Earls. Also featured: Ghost Zoo The Fleas!

We discuss the mystery genre and pitch a film based around a classic parlour game.

We come up with some puzzling murder mystery films this week! Honourable Mentions Scouts Honour - A murder occurs at a scout camp and it's down to that kid from home sweet home alone so solve the mystery. The gun that smoked twice - A gun sets a smoke alarm off twice in a house, the reason for the second alarm may shock you.

Deleted Scenes: Excited For Next Corporate Blockbuster by Matt and Tom

This week we dive into Space Adventures, with sci fi strangeness and journeys to other planets! In an age of labour shortages and AI rebellion, a brand new piece of technology promises to teach school children everything they need to know to find valuable elements out in the galaxy. But what is it they're really looking for? Also featured: What if we hid the Pope on the Moon? Neil and Buzz are Out of This World!

We talk those film you haven't seen and pitch a Kelloggs advert!

We open a magic portal to all kinds of romantic possibilities as James and Emma from the Sheffield University Improv society help us pitch magical romance movies! Honourable mentions I now Pronounce You Man And Frog - A Cheeky Frog tries to get a prince to marry him. Everyone Loves me as soon as I put this sweater on - Ray Ramano has a crisis of identity when he wears this particular sweater.

We talk about unnecessary sequels and then add to the problem by creating Casablanca 2, where aliens have invaded earth. These are the deleted scenes for the Life's a Pitch Podcast episode 404. If you would like any context at all, please listen to the main episode, or don't we're not the Sergeant at Arms of your local toastmasters.

We pitch some completely unnecessary sequels!

On this weeks deleted scenes we answer our patrons questions, have more football chat and reveal the secret about what we call Disney+'s latest Star Wars series!

Episode 403: Reign Check & Hollywood Tumbleweed by Matt and Tom

We discuss football and sitcoms and presidents!

We wheel in a studio audience into this week's episode as we pitch some hilarious sitcoms! Honourable Mentions - My Roommate Trent Reznor - Neil and Trent make an offer on an old famous building only to find out it's a scam, now they have to live together. - We all work from home - An office and home based sitcom set in the future where we nostalgically look back at 2020.

In which we decide on the overall story arc for season 2 of Life's a Pitch. Pitch a movie about a self driving car that definitely ends up not paranormal. And chat about tv shows that take their sweet time. These are the deleted scenes of the Life's a Pitch podcast episode 401, if you wish for a crumb of context, go check out the main episode. Or don't, we're not Davros emperor of the Daleks or anything.

We pitch some 'terrifying' Paranormal horror movies, as we delve into the realms of the haunting... except actually these ones are mostly just silly family movies about ghosts. One Man's (Matthew Broderick) family are ousted from their haunted house by an overbearing Landlord (Danny Devito) but far from being glad to be away, they miss the old ghost of a professional bowler (Nick Frost) and endeavour to transfer his spirit to their new home. But their search will uncover some startling skeletons in the gutters of the old bowling alley.