Habsfan Vs. Leafsfan Podcast

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 9.Mayhem on the Highway: A Montreal Canadiens Fan Story (0:00).You'll be amazed at how dangerous the Quebec highway system can be when not one, but *two* Habs superstars end up plowing into your car in the most cinematic fashion imaginable. What starts as an unfortunate accident quickly turns into a sentimental nightmare that only a fan of the Canadiens could possibly appreciate. Listener discretion is advised: this sketch includes high-octane sound effects and really dubious accents.HvL Banter (2:11).Kamal and Ari take no prisoners in their ridiculously serious conversation about the fifth game of the regular season. The irony isn't lost on them even as they descend into a state of relative madness and yearning for their barbarically scrutinized hockey teams.HabsFan rant (15:01).Rehman uses serious math, new school analytics, and other hocus pocus in a truly prophetic manner to point out all the mundane realities associated with a slow start and why the Montreal Canad

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 8.Auston Matthews & The Letter "C" Offer (0:00).Straight from our coveted partnership with MLSE and Amway comes the greatest fan offering since our highly controversial "Uncle Leo's magic trousers" promotion - we bring you an exclusive look at the North American premiere of the Auston Matthews Captain's Letter sweepstakes. You won't want to miss your chance at a piece of history while simultaneously giving all your hard-earned disposable income to the Blue and White machine.HvL Banter (1:30).Kamal and Ari engage in some verbal sparring and sword-crossing double entendres that reveal the sticky residue of their shared contempt for small sample sizes, overhyped media sources, and lazy journalists who ask lame questions on Sportsnet and TSN.LeafsFan rant (15:28).Shapiro desperately tries to sound like a soothsayer in an old medieval village and instead comes across as a "told-you-so" apologist when it comes to curbing frenzied fans who honestly believed in the prospec

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 7.Joffrey Lupul's Independent Medical Examination (0:00).We're thrilled to bring you an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at Joffrey Lupul's second medical examination administered by Dr. Bolton, an independent physician with dubious ties to the Maple Leafs organization.HvL Banter (2:12).Kamal and Ari bring you their latest preview of the upcoming NHL season including a candid look at why the boys in blue will likely bring their fans more than they deserve, and why the garcons in rouge could lead their faithful into an abyss of self-loathing and baseball reflection.HabsFan rant (10:45).Rehman breaks down the various lines, accoutrements, and sundries in a way that would make Claude Julien blush and Marc Bergevin offer him a full-time position as a part-time assistant.LeafsFan rant (13:20).Shapiro unleashes an ode to bluster as he reminds listeners at home why the sophomore jinx is a real thing even though it's a jinx which means it's largely a superstitious notion righ

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 6.The HvL Hockey Translator: Claude Julien (0:00).You won't want to miss the latest installment of our world famous Hockey Translator featuring embattled Canadiens coach Julien as he reveals his inner voice on the frustrations of losing, his core group of players, his underachieving prospects, and his thoughts on Michael McCarron using pugilism instead of skill in hopes of punching his ticket to the NHL.HvL Banter (2:45).Kamal and Ari hunker down to discuss the incredibly powerful influence of the Montreal media spotlight when it comes to wooing free agents and encouraging Montreal fans to embrace prescription medication. They also address why the Kadri-Gallagher rivalry is a new meta-event worth tracking every game and inexplicably touch on the Toronto Blue Jays for roughly twelve seconds.LeafsFan rant (8:50).Shapiro urges caution and sober second thought when considering the current state of the Maple Leafs blue line and why fans should remember that Rome wasn't buil

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 5.Mike Babcock: The Untouchable One (0:00).FanSided's secret motion picture division is pleased to bring you the international movie trailer for their latest project featuring a mercurial head coach whose thirst for vengeance is only matched his unstoppable will, an insatiable lust for power, and a deployment of enigmatic line combinations that only he could possibly justify.HvL Banter (2:15).Kamal and Ari offer their combative perspectives on the reign of Babcock and what it means for the Maple Leafs moving forward while also delving into the altruistic nature of Jonathan Drouin and how his escalating profile in Quebec could end up challenging Pacioretty's captaincy both symbolically and literally.LeafsFan rant (12:48).Shapiro doubles down on the Lupul controversy and castigates the media perception behind business decisions that always seem to benefit the player more than the suffering fanbase.HabsFan rant (14:49).Rehman chooses to deploy a profoundly satiric wit in

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 4.Mitch Marner's physical at training camp (0:00).In what will universally be described as the second worst invasion of privacy ever recorded, HvL has inexplicably acquired exclusive, behind-the-scenes audio footage between Maple Leafs star Mitchell Marner and his doctor during his annual training camp physical.HvL Banter (1:31).Kamal and Ari discuss the astonishing levels of optimism across hockey circles and in Las Vegas surrounding the Leafs chances of winning the Stanley Cup, and why Marc Bergevin's double-talk and questionable moves have significantly alienated the Habs faithful. LeafsFan rant (7:30).Ari takes us through a mildly interesting and mostly annoying reminder of the legacy that was the Muskoka 5 that will leave you chock full of crestfallen memories and probably reaching for a casket of ale.HabsFan rant (9:54).Kamal unveils his torrid thoughts on fans of the Montreal Canadiens and their dubious mindset when it comes to heralding Ryan-Nugent Hopkins and 

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 3.An Executive Meeting at the Montreal Canadiens Headquarters (0:00).In what could best be described as one of the worst invasions of privacy ever recorded, HvL has acquired exclusive, behind-the-scenes, flashback audio footage between Canadiens GM Marc Bergevin and head coach Claude Julien as they discuss their newest acquisition and saviour of Quebec hockey, Jonathan Drouin.HvL Banter (2:10).Kamal and Ari discuss the surrealism behind the Drouin signing, the irony in having George Parros as the newest NHL director of player safety, and why so-called "weasel enforcer" Leo Komarov is both the best and worst hockey player in the world.LeafsFan rant (8:05).Ari proceeds to gush endlessly about the Maple Leafs special teams and why their path to respectability includes a small, bronzed statue of Frederik Andersen next to Ted Rogers in front of the SkyDome.HabsFan rant (9:37).Kamal rants mercilessly at the Ottawa Senators for their controversial ticket purchasing methodolog

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 2.FanSided's newest hockey podcast has returned, and we welcome you to join Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan) as they take you through a myriad of satirical sketches, sobering rants, compelling banter, and memorable interviews.President Trump at the Montreal Canadiens Fanfest (0:00).In an astonishing move that required a massive budget infusion and some highly incriminating videos, HvL is proud to bring you exclusive audio from this year's Montreal fanfest event at the Bell Centre.HvL Banter (2:28).Kamal and Ari discuss the re-naming of the ACC to the Scotiabank Arena, the resurgence of Johnny Bower as the greatest Maple Leafs goaltender of all-time, and why Curtis Joseph was an overrated fever that gripped this city for far too long.HabsFan rant (9:40).Kamal channels his secret inner optimist and wonderfully articulates what could be a season of sublime hope or eventual misery, depending on whether you prefer your glass half-filled or half-empty. Eithe

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 1.FanSided's newest hockey podcast is back! Join Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan) as they take you through a myriad of satirical sketches, sobering rants, compelling banter, and interviews.Ser Patrick Marleau at Babcock Keep. (0:00)Something evil lurks across the steppes of the North as legendary champion Ser Patrick Marleau of House Marleau arrives at Babcock Keep to be greeted by a desperate Maester Selke who seems utterly convinced that all that glitters isn't really gold. Andrei Markov KHL Press Conference. (4:15)An exclusive look at the English-Russian translated press conference from the Akbars Kazan training facility as former NHL and Montreal Canadiens defenseman Andrei Markov speaks to the media in a spectacularly candid and blunt manner.LeafsFan rant. (5:39)Ari takes a moment to consider what the acquisition of Patrick Marleau really means and how a special relationship with Mike Babcock might signify the best and worst outcome for a neophyte

Habsfan vs. Leafsfan - Episode 16.Discussing the game seven potential outcomes for Washington vs. Pittsburgh and Edmonton vs. Anaheim.

Habsfan vs. Leafsfan - Episode 15.Discussing: Alex Ovechkin's future, Sidney Crosby's noggin, and the importance of nationalism in the NHL.

HvL special feature: NHL playoff predictions.

Habsfan vs. Leafsfan - Episode 13.Toronto's newest sports podcast brings you: Justin Trudeau and the 100th NHL centennial anniversary, Edwin Encarnacion's health check-up, highlighting Hockey Night in Canada's Saturday night battle tonight, fearless 2017 predictions, and why rose-colored glasses will be all the rage this year.

Habsfan vs. Leafsan - Episode 12.Toronto's newest 15-minute sports podcast brings you: Gary Bettman & Donald Fehr having lunch, Gordie tries ordering an NHL jersey from NHL.com, Chris Sale & Steve Pearce announced to the media, Habs injury woes, the Junkhead of the Week (Concussion Protocol Observer Man), and why Ryan Nugent-Hopkins and Marcus Stroman are the same type of athlete.

Habsfan vs. Leafsfan - Episode 11.Featuring: The Golden Knights of Vegas, Inside the head of Auston Matthews, Stuck in an elevator with Bobby Clarke, Brett Cecil's controversial press conference, Edwin vs. Kendrys, Free Agency speculation, and more!

Habsfan vs. Leafsfan - Episode 10.Toronto's newest sports podcast featuring: What's inside PK Subban's head, Where in the world is Stephan Robidas, Toronto Blue Jays free agency jamboree, and the Top 3 Leafs & Habs reasons for winning and losing tonight.