Cleaning House

THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! This week the maids have done a full 180 and turned the mics on a group of lucky fans! We asked four people 5 questions and we think their answers will shock AND tickle you. Topics covered: Dirtiest roommates, grossest bathrooms, childhood memories and much more... And as always, Rag and Sponge sit down for a classic hungover fireside chat dissecting current events, rude clients and each other. PLEASE EMAIL QUESTIONS, COMMENTS STORIES AND PICTURES TO:Realhousemaids@yahoo.com ALSO, WRITE IN WITH YOUR SEX AND ROMANCE QUERIES FOR THE MAIDS TO ANSWER ON A FUTURE EPISODE. THIS IS CRUCIAL, DO IT NOW

People this week we have gone completely off the rails. We proudly present to you the first ever RHMNY BUCKET SLAM, reading new works of poetry and fiction based on real people and events. Today’s program includes Rag’s new short story “Randy” and Sponge’s classic poem “No Dishwasher”. Randy is based on a real person and set in his actual apartment but MOST of the story is a work of fan fiction. AND REMEMBER TO EMAIL YOUR QUESTIONS COMMENTS, PICURES AND STORIES TO: Sure to be an unforgettable episode, come with us on a journey through uncharted territories. There are no boundaries here. There is no self censorship. There is no spell check and NO grammar check either. REALHOUSEMAIDS@YAHOO.COM

Welcome back from christmas break! Get your next “semester” started off right with our brand new episode. This week we unveil a couple new segments: 1. “What’s in your Bucket?” AND 2. “Can I Take your Order?” TRANSLATION: The gals talk about what nastiness has been in their buckets lately and at a fan’s request, discuss some infuriating client demands.  As always though, its what we’re saying in BETWEEN the lines that is REALLY interesting… DIG IN YALL

The gals are back for another SUPREMELY EVIL episode… This week is an artisanal cocktail of diary entries, gchats, maid on maid gay action and just generally dishing dirt in a way that is completely inappropriate. And with a little Dickensian twist of holiday lime we revisit the clients we would haunt as the ghosts of cleanings past, present and future. WOULD YOU EXPECT ANYTHING LESS FROM THE HOUSEMAIDS?

On this episode, the gals talk about opera singers, why people who watch "How I Met Your Mother" are lonely and more! Our previous episodes can be found at realhousemaids.tumblr.com

After a long summer illness hiatus, the Real Housemaids are back! On this episode Sponge and Rag talk about dreams, vaporizers, magnum condoms and we start a new feature: "The Maid's Diary"

This week the maids talk about getting in trouble and more

Hey yall! This is the first episode of our brand new podcast. Listen and learn.